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SearchThisVideo: Bayonetta Funny & Sexy Moments [60fps PC]

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Watch at: 00:00 / 00:00:20ahit looks like humpty dumpty's taking hislast fallWatch at: 00:20 / 00:40he's[Music]Watch at: 00:40 / 01:00bayonettaWatch at: 01:00 / 01:20[Music]now this is cheeky throwing me thesecheap toys don't worry aboutquality i've got quantityWatch at: 01:20 / 01:40[Music]yesWatch at: 01:40 / 02:00yesWatch at: 02:00 / 02:20[Music]if you're just gonna watch i'm puttingyou to workWatch at: 02:20 / 02:40that was your last call no more shotsfrom me bayonetta[Music]Watch at: 02:40 / 03:00as long as there's music i'll keep ondancinghey check this out what are you buyingheard that in a game onceWatch at: 03:00 / 03:20and i'll do it without stooping to yourlevelbecause i'm not a heartless witch likeyouwhat are you gonna do kill me in plainsightWatch at: 03:20 / 03:40go ahead it would only prove everythingi've said about youwell that and sat in the hearts of anumber of young ladiesclaire and trish and sylviaand amy oh you don't want to piss heroff let me tell youhell hath no furyWatch at: 03:40 / 04:00what theWatch at: 04:00 / 04:20uhwhat are you boys doing in hereWatch at: 04:20 / 04:40are you hiding something from mecome onWatch at: 04:40 / 05:00huhWatch at: 05:00 / 05:20you've been cheating on me haven't yousomeone else[Music]let me play among the starsWatch at: 05:20 / 05:40let me seewas i just singing mommywhoa whoa slow down little one i am notWatch at: 05:40 / 06:00your motherbut mommy will you quitcalling me mummyif there's two things i hate in thisworld it's cockroaches and crying babiesWatch at: 06:00 / 06:20well a crying baby cockroach would betruly terribleso don't you dare cryyes mommyfineyou've got to be a strong little one tosurvive in a place like thisWatch at: 06:20 / 06:40what's your name anywaysireza you're not from figridare you little one where are you fromi'm from my house well nowi'll hazard a guest this isn't your hopeWatch at: 06:40 / 07:00so what on earth are you doing heremy daddy told me to come here andwhereaboutsis this daddy of yoursbut now i don't know where he's born iwant to go homei can't just drag you along wherever igoWatch at: 07:00 / 07:20so you better not be getting attached tome yesmommycome now little one i'll help you out ofherebut that's alland you have to promise there'll be noWatch at: 07:20 / 07:40cryinga single tear and you'll be crying alonegot it okay mommyWatch at: 07:40 / 08:00hmmWatch at: 08:00 / 08:20hmmWatch at: 08:20 / 08:40ughWatch at: 08:40 / 09:00mummy you're a mom youcome now cheshire look at medo i look like i have any interest inchildrennow making them well that's anotherWatch at: 09:00 / 09:20storywhoa whoa you're getting the wrong ideai mean it might be the right idea butnotright now right rightyeah uh speaking of rightWatch at: 09:20 / 09:40Watch at: 09:40 / 10:00boxi feel like a [ __ ] celebrity in thistownWatch at: 10:00 / 10:20see that everyone rushes at me likecrazed fansthey still haven't figured out that idon't give autographsWatch at: 10:20 / 10:40[Music]Watch at: 10:40 / 11:00i'm not much for the talkative types howaboutwe have a little fun instead you didplan on havingfun with me right there'll be plenty oftime forpillow talk afterwardsWatch at: 11:00 / 11:20[Applause][Music]hold on well let me give you back yourWatch at: 11:20 / 11:40toy thenWatch at: 11:40 / 12:00i'm[Applause][Music][Laughter]Watch at: 12:00 / 12:20ughWatch at: 12:20 / 12:40oh[Applause][Applause]uhWatch at: 12:40 / 13:00and i didn't make any time for pillow[Applause]talk[Applause]Watch at: 13:00 / 13:20[Music]huhWatch at: 13:20 / 13:40johnWatch at: 13:40 / 14:00did you see that i told you there wasnothing to worry aboutmummy mummy saved us whathello there cheshire yeah you [ __ ]Watch at: 14:00 / 14:20[Music]heyWatch at: 14:20 / 14:40Watch at: 14:40 / 15:00[Music]huhWatch at: 15:00 / 15:20[Music]Watch at: 15:20 / 15:40tentacles why did it have to betentacleshere i've got some candy if you wantWatch at: 15:40 / 16:00hmm what is this it's yummyi don't know it's candy strawberry ithinkhey kitty i've got some yummies wouldyou like someis that cat your friend yes he ishis name is chesha he's cute isn't heWatch at: 16:00 / 16:19cheshire what astupid namewell so much for taking the highwaythat just means we're gonna have to findsomething elseWatch at: 16:19 / 16:40now all i have to figure out is what todo about youso cerecita that woman's really your momuh-huh my mommy is strong and sheprotects me from scary monstersWatch at: 16:40 / 17:00monsters i don't think you know who thereal monsters areoh [ __ ]Watch at: 17:00 / 17:20[Music]oh noWatch at: 17:20 / 17:40excuse me sir may i have my glasses backhuh oh yeah here you goseresa how did you get such magicalglassesWatch at: 17:40 / 18:00the glasses aren't magic silly i can seethe monsters without themmonsters not quiteso uh has bayonetta i mean your mombeen fighting these big bad monsters fora long timemummy is a witch and we just protectWatch at: 18:00 / 18:20people and arevery strong when i grow upi'll be strong too and i'll protect mymoneywait you think witches do whatoh forget it no point in arguing with alittle kidi'll manage on my own i'm sure you willWatch at: 18:20 / 18:40[ __ ] younever cease to amuse me cheshirei suppose that's your next targetWatch at: 18:40 / 19:00this is yours little one you didn't crywhile i was gone did younope good that startsby sneaking onto that jetWatch at: 19:00 / 19:20mummy are you looking for somethingWatch at: 19:20 / 19:40i amWatch at: 19:40 / 20:00foreignWatch at: 20:00 / 20:20[Music]hmmanother talkative type i don't thinki've got time to entertain your blatheri'd much rather hear it straight fromyour bossWatch at: 20:20 / 20:40welcome aboard cheshire oh [ __ ] hellWatch at: 20:40 / 21:00you're really not going to like whatcomes next i hope you know thattell me ah cheshire has awful in-flightentertainment and horrendous foodthink about it those things that downthe jet aren't just going to let us landWatch at: 21:00 / 21:20on their islandyou think we can just say hey we're herethey'll bring us a cakethings look good from up herebut the further down you go the harderit is to not noticethe reality of thingsWatch at: 21:20 / 21:40cheshire lookoh i'm lookingWatch at: 21:40 / 22:00oh [ __ ] meWatch at: 22:00 / 22:20[Music][Applause]Watch at: 22:20 / 22:40hey is it overwhat it's not like you don't scare the[ __ ] out of me all the timesarezai don't know whether to shoot you or totake you to vegas for good luck cheshireWatch at: 22:40 / 23:00give me more credit than that if youmust knowwhere l-u-k-a luca is concernedthere's no such thing as luck only skill[Music]Watch at: 23:00 / 23:20you didn't expect me to trust [ __ ]i mean witches did you bayonettaWatch at: 23:20 / 23:40fear no my dear sweets eraserWatch at: 23:40 / 24:00Watch at: 24:00 / 24:20hmm[Music]Watch at: 24:20 / 24:40ah[Music]Watch at: 24:40 / 25:00i swear this is the last time i cosplayWatch at: 25:00 / 25:20[Music]will you hurry up don't tell me you fellasleep in that thing againhey what the you gotta [ __ ] bekidding meyou're telling me she'sWatch at: 25:20 / 25:40[ __ ] believable[Music]morning what was shoving me into thisfilthy old casket and next time some airholes would be niceWatch at: 25:40 / 26:00fewer worms save the chit chat for laterwe've got work to doWatch at: 26:00 / 26:20Watch at: 26:20 / 26:40you

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