Felicia Day plays Best Friend Forever! Part 1!

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Watch at: 00:00 / 00:00:20hello everybody welcome to mydaytime friday stream i didn't realizehowthings look today i need to fix thislight what's going on herelet's get a little bit more light hereah there we gohey everybody welcome you can hear somerocking tunes and those tunes areWatch at: 00:20 / 00:40the game that we're gonna play bestfriends forever i believe it's thatit's called let's see this game okaylots of talkingjust calm down i did some makeup todayand i put my hair in a veryyou know very tousledi've never actually worn my hair likethis which is kind of funnyWatch at: 00:40 / 01:00so i was like hey you look beautiful asalways thank you brianuh thanks for to the mods for being herethanks freddie kiwifor trying to give me a key to this uh afree code to this game but i actuallyalready bought it soi had already put it on pre-order anywayyou look very nice thank you ryan uh themersh thanks for the subWatch at: 01:00 / 01:20so pleased you're doing a daytime streamyeah you guys i'm going to try this nextfriday actuallyi'm going to be doing the fall guys uhtalk show with gary witta so i'll bestreaming on my we'll be doing a squadstream so next fridaywill be a nighttime stream but i'm kindof going off the assumption that unlessi had some worki'll be doing a daytime stream so itmight shift back and forth depending onwhat i'm doing that weekWatch at: 01:20 / 01:40but my intention is to try oh uh riptorblast thank you so much forfollowing or rip ribso flaski can't read i should probably pickanother font that i can actually readanyway did you did you help write glitchtextas jaime jimmy i was consulting produceron that show for the first 13 episodes iWatch at: 01:40 / 02:00dida lot of producerial notes and input onthe scriptsi didn't actually get to write a scriptbecause i actually had a baby duringthat so every time i tried to write ascriptthings just wouldn't grow thank you forfollowing irish guyand so i always get your name wrong toothat's fine bigbig dh gaming ha i just got itWatch at: 02:00 / 02:20fridays are my day off i love that i canwatch a daytime stream yeah it's gonnabe weird to have a friday night tonighti'll probably workbut because i didn't get any writingdone today but hey it's fine hey sonyaapplejack's here a lot of the torontogals herethe fancy new follower thing actuallyworks yeah i don't know about the subthingis that working is that that working letWatch at: 02:20 / 02:40me seeis this overlay sub that's workingis the hm[Music]i don't know if the subs are working ihave no idea oh there we goyeah supposedly yeah supposedly thesub will follow i don't know i haven'tlooked also the union jackalWatch at: 02:40 / 03:00oh jazzy fox just showed up look at thatit worksyeah yeah i'm gonna make the newestfollower a little bit biggeris what are you currently writing purplemurex i'm writing a couple of bookproposals right now so if i just getif i just get my ass in gear but hey i'mdoing a daytime stream insteadif yeah you're right if tgo wasn't hereWatch at: 03:00 / 03:20it wouldn't feel like a streamwell we get to see in supernatural againsays ariel ariel moose or ariel mooseyes i will be in an episode um and iguessuh i don't think they're having otherpeople up for episode 12 i don't knowdo you plan on streaming death shows ofknackleback yes i will onseptember 17th i believe it's theWatch at: 03:20 / 03:40release date nowum and i will be streaming that day i'mvery excited about thatkeep up the work on your podcast yes soi'm i'm using a sony 4400 so for myschedule this weekuh sunday night i would be playing umfall guys probablywith some friends um if not i will finda solo game maybe some oobletsWatch at: 03:40 / 04:00um next wednesday i will be doinganother solo stream because amy okuda isnot backby wednesday so she i would be plprobably playing wasteland 3 orfoundation which is ai've been i've been having a hankeringfor a town building game and that onelooks really coolso one of those two will happen monday iWatch at: 04:00 / 04:20might be doing a daytimesponsored stream of a really fun game ido not have that 100yet so not going to tell you what thegame is or guarantee it that should umhopefully happen over the weekend somaybe look out for a daytimemonday stream tuesday i will berecording felicitations livei hope to have a guest even if it's justmy brother because i need to try out theWatch at: 04:20 / 04:40guest thing so i'm i'll be doing a dryrun with somebody who is a friendjust to see if the guest thing works umstill haven't figured out the audioi'm i'm figuring out how to separatelyrecord the audio because ripping theaudio from the twitch streamsounded really bad and i know people whoare really sensitive to that on theon the podcasting front will be unhappythank you skimoWatch at: 04:40 / 05:00um so we'll see uh if you have anyquestions for the podcast please sendthem in because i need more questionsfor next tuesdayand then um next friday night instead ofa daytimei will be doing a night time because iwill be playing fall guys with amy okudaand gary wittaand me well he's doing a new fall guyshe does the honorable crossingum interview show and he's doing a fallWatch at: 05:00 / 05:20guys interview show sowe'll be playing that i'm really exciteduhyeah audacity i had i have been doingthe audacity thing but i have not bei can't do that with a um with a guestso i've been looking into a couple zencaster and clean stream those are twothati looked into that perhaps i can recordover there for the podcast side and thenWatch at: 05:20 / 05:40we could justbroadcast all the poc uh on the vizcastside is that a wordpunisher thank you for catching this areyou streaming from a different roomtoday feliciano lenny x i've been uploading all myold streams to my youtubeand thank goodness for toronto gal androcket soup who have been helping meto do that because there were like ahundred streams and all my mods areWatch at: 05:40 / 06:00pulling together to do thumbnails for meso if you've been seeing the streamsuploaded they're probably oldum but we're catching up we're catchingup to actually this room streamsand i think stardew valley and the stuffwith amy okuda will be coming soon sowe're gonna be caught up within three orfour weeks because i'm uploading two tothree a day soWatch at: 06:00 / 06:20we'll get up caught up and then i'll beum uploading day and day i will uploadfelicitations day a day and that's aboutit thank you shadrach that's very sweetof youum we have a really good hype traingoing here i really appreciate that youguysit's a really good camera you're usingthank you blue salvewhen i get into my actual office it'sgonna be so good so much coolerWatch at: 06:20 / 06:40because i'll have uh everything set upand i'll have two lights onit's gonna be really awesome i'm excitedi loved you in the guild and when ifirst you saw you in supernatural i wasso hyped i screamed like a little girleven though i'm a guy oh well everybodyhas a high voice in them and a low oneis ryan gonna promote his limitlessprogrami'm hoping to get ryan to do a littleWatch at: 06:40 / 07:00bit of fall guys sunday night but we'llseeum even though he is nsfw to the maxthis is going to bea family-friendly stream like most ofthembe oh my god you want to come andorganize my house so badly well theproblem is thathalf the house is filled with new stufffor the additionand old stuff that's just crap so thisWatch at: 07:00 / 07:20is not where everything is goingryan nsfw no way oh boyanyway um okay let's do it mom life isgreatyou know she's in the other room iactually the real reason i'm moving mystream from friday nights to friday daysin general is because clippy hershe's addicted going to bed with me sheWatch at: 07:20 / 07:40always wants me to go to sleep with hersometimes i'm sure you've heard herscreaming in the other room and sincei've been streamingi used to only stream one night a weekbut now i moved it up to three nights aweek and it seems to be a little bit toomuch for her to handleso i'm gonna do oh thank you brevisslump and thank you for the subkimi kola um i'm basically trying to cutout a night time so i can go to sleepWatch at: 07:40 / 08:00with her againso we'll see the question is will thecat poop and stink up the room well ihave the door closedi hope she doesn't make her way in ohboyi had a great light nest last night i ohi got the audible of europe never weirdon the internet and i went to sleep andwoke up to your voice oh that's amazingso zazu is here i just want to give hera shout out she's one of ourWatch at: 08:00 / 08:20core people but she isn't able to catchus generally because she's oneuropean time and so also this was justa way for europeanuh viewers to have a little fun with usso let's get into the gamelet me get into the middle of the camerapansies herewell everybody's here my three-year-oldis the same yeahand like people tell me hey in a coupleWatch at: 08:20 / 08:40years she's not going to want to bearound you she'll have her own thingand so you know i do have someone watchher during the day so i can work and i'mlike welli was kind of reluctant to pay a nannyto watch my kid while i play video gamesbutbecause i'm doing this more because youguys are supporting meand this really is something that growsmy soul and makes me more creativeWatch at: 08:40 / 09:00i'm like this is a worthy thing and i'llmove it to the daytime sowe could enjoy that now if you guys arelet me see are weare we distracted by this somethinggoing on i'm gonna move this overyou guys i think we moved it because weuh fall guys[Music]oh my god here that's what i want thankyou very much all rightWatch at: 09:00 / 09:20that's really small i'm always fussingwith my stuffone day i'll be professional oh wait nothat's not my brandfan thank you for the sub if i could getyou there we gookay great um let's do it i le i li ilove the earlier streams i can finallywatch you live from the netherlandsi know i'm excited you know we canWatch at: 09:20 / 09:40please both coasts all right this isexciting becauseokay it's called best friends forever orbest friend foreverand it is a dating sim which i loveand it's for dog owners so let's seewhat's going on oh anonymous cheererthank you so much anonymous i reallyappreciate thatokay let's do it let's start the gameWatch at: 09:40 / 10:00let's get someget some tail could that be theirgood catchphrase get let's get some tailwow this is very loudlet's uh do some settings sound effectsare very loudi'm going to turn down everything alittle bit testdoggo ipsum long boys hecking very handWatch at: 10:00 / 10:20that feeds shy maximo bork drive longdoggo wrinklerhex tube heckin fat rough pupperinowhatit's all fun and games until a dog getssmart enough to use guns oh godall right let's do it good morning folksWatch at: 10:20 / 10:40we'll be pulling into our final stop inabout 15 minutes thanks for joining usat sunshine coaches for your intercityjourney it's looking like a beautifulearly summer day in rainbow bay perfectfor taking your furry friend to thebeachi'm so excited we'll be putting theradio back on now sonone of you fall asleep againWatch at: 10:40 / 11:00good morning rainbow bay thisis rise and shine with shocky andjockey i'm your host sharkey hey shakiand i'm jockey what up fam you soundjust like shockingboy do we have a show for you thisWatch at: 11:00 / 11:20morningfirst up why aren't you as happy as thiscouplewelcome rach1121 umwhy aren't you happy as this couplewhat's what couple we talking aboutso this is this is my interlockmonologue so this is rainbow bayi can't believe i'm finally here that'smy character voice okayWatch at: 11:20 / 11:40it's even prettier than the flyers madeitthank you esper for the sub oh i shouldtake a photo while the sun's stillrisinggod sunrise why were we going on a tourfor at sunrise this is very wayvery small great babe i said i was goingto play wasteland 3sunday maybe but i might playWatch at: 11:40 / 12:00fall guys or foundation instead i don'tknowhmm huh you know that island kind oflooks like an island a doga dog isn't it amazing what sorts ofthings can bring people togetherwhat a story oh boyand you could live that fantasy too withrainbow bay'shottest dating app wooferWatch at: 12:00 / 12:20woofer i've had somebody say that and itwas insultingthat was too right jockeyi guess radio hosts are just bad nomatter what city you're inguess we're not dating shocking orjockey but reallyWatch at: 12:20 / 12:40romance could be just a woof away wowthis is athis is all they're horn dogs if you'relooking for a littleum then woofermay be right for you what exactly arethey talking abouti guess that would be a good way to meetpeople uhWatch at: 12:40 / 13:00it can't hurt go onwhoa back off disembodied disembodiedradio presenteri hope you're making a profile right nowbut let's put on a little bit of ourlatest hityou're my best friend to get youin the mood then we'll be back talkingWatch at: 13:00 / 13:20with rainbow bay's own foxiest ladyjockey you are sexy with that littleskunk tail therethese radio hosts are weirdly pushy i'mnot moving all this way to miss out onanother chance to make friends thoughokay rainbow bay i'm single and i'mready to woofWatch at: 13:20 / 13:40i hope this isn't gonna get me bannedlike just suddenly justtitties pop up okay oh boywoofer woofer people who love dogs wouldlove people who love dogsoh my god this is so exciting okaywhat's my profile pictureWatch at: 13:40 / 14:00what do you look like show us your bestangle umokay boy oh wow i got three choicesi mean that looks the most like me withshort hairi kind of like i can't even carry offthis sidei can't carry off the side part in reallifei don't know i'll i'll do i'll do thisWatch at: 14:00 / 14:20this is moreokay uh poopypoopy and usei wish i could do uh pronouns oh this iscool we could get we could do a pronouni'm gonna go see her oh boy i'm gonna beuh i'm gonna be a cancer i'm gonna justWatch at: 14:20 / 14:40be mei'm an o what is your blood typeis this when the dogs eviscerate youthey wanna know like how to get you somebloodokay here we go pick the answer okaythis is oohokay how's your day gonna be um time toanswer some questions poopyhow's your day going be as specific asWatch at: 14:40 / 15:00possible well i just found out that ihavenot three but four i'm here on queer andi'm facing eternal despairthat's kind of fun i would rate it asolid sevenyes hey joe winschesterrache thanks so much for the sub uh i'mi'm definitely doing nipples which ofWatch at: 15:00 / 15:20these suggestively named cocktails wouldbewould you be least willing to order at abar sothis might not be for babies you guysslow comfortable screw against the wallsex on the beach slippery nipple or justasswould i order i i'll just have an asspleaseWatch at: 15:20 / 15:40uh i'll have a slippery nipple pleasei'll have a slow comfortable screwagainst the wall pleat nope would youleast be willing to order at the ball ihave a sex on the beachum this right here i would not becomfortablesaying this is 18 plus you guys so ifyou're a baby please don'toh i'm sorry i should be playing oobletsWatch at: 15:40 / 16:00during a daytime okay welllisten i will learn my daytime streamswill be a little more pcwhen confronted with a human baby howare you most likely respondscream and run steal and use its hair tosustain yourselfgently put it down and slowly walk awayabsorb its formwow okay um i like this one this one youWatch at: 16:00 / 16:19never pc take the step which of theseglaring character flaws would most putyou off on a date maintain a beans heavydietrepeats your jokes but louder oofgenuinely believes fedoras arefashionableyikes bases all life decisions onhoroscopes wow this is really hardWatch at: 16:19 / 16:40everybody wanted me to absorb the baby igotta be me y'all i gotta be meum i mean i have a beans heavy diet sothat's actually a plus for me because ifwe can fart togetherthat is where love brings you togetherum repeat your jokes but louder horriblefedora's i've been known to wear fedoraWatch at: 16:40 / 17:00so i can't do thati do not like this very much but i'mgoing to do thepizza jokes my sister genuinely likesfedoras i try to be supportive wellcaptain doorbellum repeating jokes was the worst rightokay how do you feel about being muggednot great really maybe with the rightperson anytime anyany day anytime i prefer soft robbingWatch at: 17:00 / 17:20i mean it's not funny to be mugged so ii have a problem ummaking oh i'm gonna do a soft robbingwhich of these commonly searched phrasesare most likely to be in your browserhistorywhy isn't eleven pronounced one t1that's a good point can i hire twoprivate eyes to follow each otherWatch at: 17:20 / 17:40are babies dishwasher safe how do youuse the internet um[Music]gosh i feel like that one's one that iwould actually maybe one timedo that these questions are notrevealing of my personalum wait whowho's in a name says my senior photo ihave bleached hair and a fedoraWatch at: 17:40 / 18:00[Music]fetterline got to you didn't they okaywhich of these scatteringtransliterations most upsets youbadouya do yaWatch at: 18:00 / 18:20uh this one 8-10 i'm gonna find my lovematch herein 300 years time dogs will most likelyhave ascended to godhood replaced carstheir no network tv tv network overthrowthe capitalist regimei think godhood why not yeah which ofWatch at: 18:20 / 18:40these sounds like the worst force firsttate attending an amateur interactiveimprov showpower washing the exterior of eachother's homes that's the best first datehelping each other person's mom movehousesmom these people are british aren't theyeight hours of new drawing class you'rethe subjectWatch at: 18:40 / 19:00last one what are you most likelylooking for in a partner tax benefitsthat's me the capacity to raiseoffspring a reliable bloodthis is what real life uh a reliableblood and or organ donorWatch at: 19:00 / 19:20free therapyorgan donor okay great we've got somematches for you ohthis is exciting okay maribelhot 25 shares your interest inpomeraniansastrid 23 shares your interest in theWatch at: 19:20 / 19:40occultrobin 30 esports love heranders cooking hotanders be still my heart felixtrue crime podcast no sashaactivism no right here right here do youknow whyhe reminds me of my true love in stardewWatch at: 19:40 / 20:00okay wow what an absolute banger okayhere we gooh no they're still going yeah andspeaking of bangerswe've got miss tech fox ainsworth hereand ready to discussanything other than my real name ohinteresting she's gotWatch at: 20:00 / 20:20a love bird and a cockatoo all rightall right fox's rainbowis that you kiwi as our resident animallover foxWatch at: 20:20 / 20:40what do you make of a dating app fordoggomakes sense doesn't it rainbow bay hasbeen named the world's most dog-friendlytown by paul's abroad magazineevery year since 2016. it sounds likeyou're cute we also have the highest dogto human ratio with almost every adultowning at least one dogwow i'm gonna bang some people's dogsyeah ragnar thank you for the subWatch at: 20:40 / 21:00really with so much of the city beingdog friendlyyou must know some hot spots for younglovers to bring theirweirdest radio station also we're justidling in a bus for hoursalso there's a joystick in the busthat's right just about anywheredriving on the right hand side of theroad you'll find so a great place toWatch at: 21:00 / 21:20play together in the sandokay i'm going to south shore there'slots of talk about female island latelythoughsome say if you camp there with a poorpal who truly trusts youthe spirit of the world's best dog willappear oh good so i'll be hauntedthis is great it was made in new zealandokay i wonder what happens when you staythere with a soulmatehubba hubba okay this guy this guyWatch at: 21:20 / 21:40probably nothing but as i was sayingrainbow bay there's a lot of pokemonwell that's all i got also plenty ofyoung singles okaythat reminds me i should really get adog before i start trying to meet peopleon wooferthis is a tear so basically i justsigned up for a dating app where i don'teven have a dogi'm that desperate to get laid you guysWatch at: 21:40 / 22:00ohi don't know about that fox i've beentrying to find a date for yearsand found nothing sharky there's areasoni'm not sure that's a fault of thedating pool jockey rainbow bay was votedlast year's number one singles inenglandcaught by doki doki quarterly oh dokidoki quarterlyfor all we know there's a bright-eyedWatch at: 22:00 / 22:20soul searcher sitting on a bus on theirway to rainbow bay as we speakokay i'm trying to center myself in mycamera because everyone's keepscomplaining about that okay here we goall right i am am i being punkedare they just basically under thedashboard just watching methis is where she's right jockey you'resingle because you're wholly unlikableWatch at: 22:20 / 22:40i mean even their report well that's alli'm sorry i didn't let you speak sorryjockeycoming up next play to win a double datewith jockey and ithat is efficient that is against fccrules okayboy oh boy okay folks thanks for ridingwith meokay folks thanks for riding with usWatch at: 22:40 / 23:00today we've arrived in rainbow bay'sarts district and we'll be unloadingyour bags at any momentwell this is me here goes nothingrainbow bayplease be kind to me i'm so desperatefor a date andi moved to a a strange islandjust to be able to date someone i'veruined the dating poolWatch at: 23:00 / 23:20on cat island and man did parakeetisland go south for menew pictures new apartment i was prettylucky to find this place onlinei hope it lives up to pictures let's seeapartment 204it should be uh hereum there's someone trying to slipsomething under my doorWatch at: 23:20 / 23:40can i is that a subpoena not againnot again hi oh okay we got a hottiehe puts a sweater on his dogoh you you must have the tiny tinysilent feet of a mouse or like a ghostWatch at: 23:40 / 24:00as he stands up i realize he's holding astack of papers in one handand there's a brittle brinjal patternitalian greyhorn curled up and wearing aturtle in the otherwell so much for the papers but thisright here alsowhat an amazing way to tuck this dog inthe crook of his armhe doesn't even have to hold it this dogWatch at: 24:00 / 24:20is basically part of his sleeve righthere wait you're not a ghost are youoh i'm a ghost all right the ghost ofapartment 204i'm here to haunt you and make yourjokes about court orders woois this going well yet oh no i knew theWatch at: 24:20 / 24:40night with the ouija board would comeback to haunt mewe have a rapport don't we my name'ssasha the little guy is marshmallowoh now he's talking i saw them i saw themovers bringing boxes in yesterday so iassumed someone was in there now but noone answered my knocksoh i guess they got here before me ijust got in from new york i'm poopyi'm undateable thereWatch at: 24:40 / 25:00new york huh i lived there for a couplemonths you didn't happen to frequentsuperior vena javaum uh the milk barof course i'm a big fan of theiradrenaline shot espresso milkshake wehave so many things in commonmy dog's in the other room iyeah my favorite's the main lineWatch at: 25:00 / 25:20surprise that's a little strong for me ilike my coffee like my romancejust like weak and maybe watered downandand sort of like vague and you don'teven know what it is and nocaffeine whatsoevermostly sugar and covered in whippedcreamWatch at: 25:20 / 25:40exactly can i cover you in whipped creami promise i have a dogso what brings you to rainbow bay uh youknowno new life new career i'm leaving myold marketing job behindyou know i was a telemarketer it wasgreat i made so many friends that wayWatch at: 25:40 / 26:00a former carpet grunt seeking new lifein seaside town well i'm glad to be thefirst person to welcome to rainbow baythanks sasha winks pulls out a sheet ofpaper from the sack in his hand andthrusts it forwardyou're gonna want this if you're new totown i take the paper from his hands andi look it over it's a flyer for a dogadoption drive tomorrow morning at alocal vet clinicWatch at: 26:00 / 26:20the paw prints pet center center incollaboration with the pot ofgold youth association i work with ayouth group for underprivileged in queerin the bay every dollar you spend onadopting a dog helps us set a communitydormmake me naked everything about this townso far is bear with zarly serendipityyou're just the best little marshmallowWatch at: 26:20 / 26:40in townuh huh uh sasha lifts marshmallows tohis face and scratches behind his earsand scrunches up his nose his dog looksit affectionatelythe pog youth associationis this how people flirt now oh it's socute i mean the dog not him i mean yesWatch at: 26:40 / 27:00he's okayi just need to shop around also i need adog sasha looks up again trying to waswipe his face inconspicuously and grillit'll be super funtrying it trust me you might just findyour four-legged forever friendwhy not uh will i get to see you therei'm not desperate i literally will takeWatch at: 27:00 / 27:20you the first one i sawwere you hoping to oh it's just like ireally don't have any friends in theareai'm still blushing do you see this it'sactually i have a vascular diseasei'm just teasing i have to be at thecommunity center tomorrow so i can'tmake it to the drivebesides i've already got my own littlebuddy to keep me company donutWatch at: 27:20 / 27:40donut boy oh my god when you talk toyour dog like that it's so sexysasha starts covering the top ofmarshmallow's head and countless timelykissesmarshmallow recognizes his affection andresets to place his front legs eitherside of nash's neckhe's hugging sasha he hugs like peoplehe also takes like it tastes like it tooWatch at: 27:40 / 28:00aren't you just the best littlemarshmallow in townhe sure does he's a clover boy after anuncomfortably long silent hugso i should pull our shoulder back downand straightens upgrading waitam i supposed to be attracted to thisperson for doing an uncomfortably longsilent hug withhis dogWatch at: 28:00 / 28:20catch you later catch you later it'snice meeting you i live upstairs so iguess we'll be nervous i hope to see youlater i'm going to go upstairs anduncomfortably hug my dog for a long timeyeah see around just like that sashatrots away with marshmallow happilyresting in his armsWatch at: 28:20 / 28:40spca yeah i would like to report uhan intimate relationship with a dog thatfeels inappropriate everyone's afraid ofthis dogum okay behind that door list my newhome no ghosts no memories just newbeginningsi hope it's everything i imaginedWatch at: 28:40 / 29:00here's your new family um hmmokay it could be i mean you have it'sfully furnishedyou have a huge tic-tac-toe board on thewall this is wonderfuli poke around the apartment look there'sa there's a portal to nowhereright here look you can go inside andmaybe say hi to the antichristWatch at: 29:00 / 29:20i poke around the apartment checking allmy boxes every ride the place is smalland a little worse for wear but it'scute in its own way i guessas i move from the kitchen the livingroom and then my bedroom and then irealize it's only four paces to eachroom i realized i'm gonna have to decidehow to arrange all my furniture andmaybe get rid of most of it because i amfourthere's no one else to tell me i can'tpush all my furniture together to make asofa island anymoreWatch at: 29:20 / 29:40just take that jared i never wanted tobe with you anywayis that an xbox no it looks like shedoesn't have an xbox it's like a dvri don't know i smile to myself a littleand slice open the first box of kitchensupplies with my door keyit's unpacking timeWatch at: 29:40 / 30:00oh no the movers didn't steal thatpicturemany many hours later my place looksexactly the same likeliterally i haven't moved one thingthis box is unopened these things on theshelf whoever did thatin my final hour the sun has disappearedi lie alone in the cardboard grave ivape for myselfWatch at: 30:00 / 30:20okay when they eventually find my bodythey'll discover only my bones clutchinga pair of keys in one handcovered an empty cheese single wrappersthis isn't sadthe investigators will look aroundbaffled what happened here why did thisperson own so many different tupperwarecontainers and why did none of them havelidsthis is my inner monologue all the timeno wonder no one wants to date meWatch at: 30:20 / 30:40they'll find my collection of noveltymugs wow they'll think poopy was so welltraveled look at all those cities theybrought mugs inbut they are fools i bought them allonline they'll find my passport expiredand used only oncethey'll never discover what happened tohere not until it's too late the boxeswill consume themthree more lives will be lost to thecardboard oppression nobody will cry forme they'll stand over my head soon andWatch at: 30:40 / 31:00wonder did poop you ever have to drinkfrom those mugsno i did noti should probably go to bed look at mei've i have sweat coming out of my headwhy i'm picked today when i can unpackcertain items only when i desperatelyneed him to surviveright good night rainbow bay hope i getWatch at: 31:00 / 31:20laid tomorrowhere what who's that okayin my panic i threw my phone across theroom along with about seven t-shirtsi've been using for warmthwow i am a material y'alli could just keep it going until thebattery dies i wonder how long thatwould takeclearly i'm not depressed wait a minuteWatch at: 31:20 / 31:40it's dog adoption day get your [ __ ]togetherwow get out there one panickedaruba oh boy the puns in this game y'alloh geez there are a lot of people here imean there's one dog for every singleWatch at: 31:40 / 32:00personexcept people so many people get laidwhen they come to rainbow bay that likethis is basically just the people on mybusoh geez there are a lot of people here ishould have got him earlyokay everyone we have a lot of dogsavailable but they're more people herethan there are dogs so we need you toform an orderly linecommonly and quietly before she canWatch at: 32:00 / 32:20finish everyone in the crowd comes aliveand bolts toward the reception desk andhoping to be the first to pickwow this is how it should be every dayoh i need to get in that line ifrantically throw myself forward in thecrowd i've definitely been in lessenergetic mosh pitshey no cutting i cut somebody elseit's battle royale here and i will notWatch at: 32:20 / 32:39be the first to die shove it strangersi get on my katana and just start type oblood keepssquishing everywhere eventually thesituation cools down and despite alengthy lengthy armyargument with a suited man who thoughthe could cut in front of mepink shirt i find myself in the place inthe middle of the line i could see thevet standing behind the receptionWatch at: 32:39 / 33:00vest desk her face has stayed a constantvisage of what i could only calldoneness throughout this whole ordeal ohmy assistant quincy will take yourdetails at the desk and then you'll beinvited into the exam room to pick fromour available dogsat that moment the door of the fall wallfirewall cracks open and a sheepishlooking man sticks his head outWatch at: 33:00 / 33:20potty hey hey everybodyi'm just i have a sleeve you can lick ithe saddles through the partially opendoorwaypulling the door shut closed behind himand as he does he gives one quick finalglance into the room beyondthen turns at the vet hey jadeuh we might have a problem with oldWatch at: 33:20 / 33:39cheese ball that the [ __ ] will be thedeath of meall right i'll corral the troublemakeryou start getting people's details downaye aye captain quincy takes over behindthe deskclicks his pen a few times and looks upwith an astoundingly bright smileall right who's up first ready to meetyour best friend foreverWatch at: 33:39 / 34:00hi it's just a waiting game now i likeyour can i like your teethi'm willing to look over the man bunit's true okay do dog owner number 24that's me hi i've just been staring atyou maybe uhi've been using my type o blood to paintWatch at: 34:00 / 34:20a a little bit of a portrait of you ilove your man bunit's so very audrey hepburn heyyou're an unfamiliar face always nice tomake some new friends welcome to pawprintshey cecil bones thanks i thanks i had noidea this dog adoption was gonna be sobusy it's likethe graveyard of teenage bug women inherethat made no sense yeah let's see whereWatch at: 34:20 / 34:40all thezombies were chasing after the bug womanget back you non-insect flesh eatersyou'll never take me aloneundead in hindsight that movie'sdialogue needed a lot of workoh it's no at day they eat that's forsure oh my god you love fats movies ilove bad movies let's mateWatch at: 34:40 / 35:00um the night may be over but it's notthe darkness we must feari can quote things it's the day for theday is whenis when the warm bread awake the day iswhen they eat let's do the whole moviejust nakedlet's read the script together i can'tbelieve humans were the bad guys allalongit's a really powerful allegory for theWatch at: 35:00 / 35:20environmental destruction caused byanimal agriculture rightanyway unfortunately you're pretty lateto the game not many dogs leftoh no but worry not that just meansyou're fated to adopt a wonderful littlefuzzy little buddy waiting for youbehind that doorthe one that just tore open a few tornup a fewuh stomach cavities that's it let's getWatch at: 35:20 / 35:40the details sorted outokay name poopy news it's real it's myreal namewell it's wonderful to meet you poopie anoose i'll just get to fill out allthese other boring bits with the old penand paper there we gothis is a lot it is a lot quincy swivelsaround in its wheelie chair as a formedges its way out to her nearby printerWatch at: 35:40 / 36:00before sliding said form and ballpointpen across the desk toward meit's all the usual stuff age phoneaddress phone age living situation whereyour dog will sleepoh no wait a minute um hey why do youneed to know where my dog wasyeah we watch you and so we can kidnapthe dog after you pay the adoption foryou just kind of recycle themWatch at: 36:00 / 36:20oh sure of course right it's cool coolcool let me ownuh so i nearly had you there rightno just so we can get an idea of thekind of lives that the sweet little pupsare gonna be living atuh leave our care plus it helps usunderstand how they're gonna be livingif they have any issues with laterWatch at: 36:20 / 36:40checkups pretty straightforwardthere are a few more questions alongthose lines you know organ donationthingsi see well i think i'm done filling thisout quincy rubs his hand togetherexcitedly as i slide the form backacross the desk in a veryvery nice manner all right let's seewhat you're working with oh rentingsmall apartmenti never owned a dog before huh get outWatch at: 36:40 / 37:00is that gonna be anissue no probably not dr kim can run outthrough all that with youshe should be ready for you now so whydon't you take this form and let herhave itthe form i mean i wouldn't cross dr kimif i were youshe'll murder you up straight up she'llcut youwith one last wink quick quincy does aWatch at: 37:00 / 37:20360 spin in the chair then dramaticallypoints me toward the far doorfinger guns and all oh ewfinger guns i was totally into him untilthe finger gunsoh thanks for your helpno problem poopy noose okay time to meetsome dogshow's it going oh she's friendlyWatch at: 37:20 / 37:40wowpoopy uh yes ma'am take a seat i'll bein a minutei just need to fire someone just for fundr kim barely looked up when i enteredshe's sitting at a computer in the farcorner intermittently tapping away atthe keyboard before sighing andwrestling some papers on the deskWatch at: 37:40 / 38:00oh the joys of daddy entry i have aquick scheme of the room but the onlyseat seems to be the one she's sittingonunless there's an examination table doesshe want me to sit there like a dogno surely not there must be anotheroption quick uhuh pose naturally on the table i have toact quick it's clear this is the onlyother seat i mean she's a vet so sheWatch at: 38:00 / 38:20uses her patients sitting on the tablerighti can't be caught looking around likeyou don't belong i need to seem like arespectable fast thinking dog owneruh so i begin my ascent the first leg itfeels more natural i'll hoist up andover oh heck i haven't stretched inmonths ouchi'm in the middle of the examinationroom one leg swung across the table ican feel every tendon in my leg and myWatch at: 38:20 / 38:40groin is screamingthe heat from my leg muscles emanatesinto my face and i'm sure my skin couldprovide a sustainable energy source fora whole new planetmy arse stuck to water desperately as ido everything in my power not to squeakit or cry hopelesslywhy did i stretch first what hope isleft for me nowwhyWatch at: 38:40 / 39:00excuse me ohso i'm just gonna bring out the dogwhile you figure out your situationyes mia dr kim rolls her eyes slightlyas she turns away and leaves intoanother room seemingly full of kennelswow she really is me this girlWatch at: 39:00 / 39:20there's only one way to undo this helli've cast it by myself i let mybody go limp and i slim to the floorgloriously this is the start of every1990s rom-com okay or hallmark channelwith a little bit more god in it okaythe writer of this dialogue has a threepicture deal sony was i'm sureWatch at: 39:20 / 39:40hey finn i consider letting myself liethere but i don't know when she'll beback reluctant then i find my feet againand i stand to attention as if making upfor up for what i just forced the gooddoctor to witnesslike clockwork she returns we have fourdogs for you to choose fun take a lookat their kennel cards and see who you'dlike to take homei promise they're all wonderful dogs whowill make you happy are you readyWatch at: 39:40 / 40:00yes pleaseoh yeah all right now take your pick andplease excuse their names that's allquincy feel free to changehi there i'm titan i'm a female maltesei'mfour years i have very little okay lookvery low trust level very lack ofWatch at: 40:00 / 40:20fitnesslook at this oh boy what's her backstoryhello my name is titan and i'm excitedto meet you even if i seem shy you cantell i'm happy by looking at my busylittle taili'm a four-year-old maltese terrier iwas found in a big storm one day a longtime ago which might be why i've had alot of trouble with my hearti've been through quite a few operationsWatch at: 40:20 / 40:40ever since then i've been to a lot oflovely families who agreed to look afterme while i got better now i'm lookingfor someone permanent i'm sort of scaredof new peoplebut once i get used to someone i'll givethem all the attention in the worldi love to sit on warm laps when i'm notcurled up in my favorite blanketi like short walks and rolling around infloor sometimes i get a little tooexcited to make a mess but it's onlyWatch at: 40:40 / 41:00because i have a lot of love to giveeven though i'm very tiny oh boyall right all right this sounds like mehi there i'm blogger very high bannersvery low trust not very smartconfiscated oh no i am blogger behind myWatch at: 41:00 / 41:20intense face i'm actually a big softywho just wants to play all day longi'm a mutt which really means i'm a mixof a lot of different breeds of dogall the best bits my previous ownersdidn't treat me very well and some nicefolks had to take me awaythey cleaned me up and gave me a lot ofcuddles and pats and they're helping melook for a new homesince i didn't get the best start inlife i could be a bit stubborn and loudWatch at: 41:20 / 41:40noises and shouting could frighten metreat me with love and care though andi'll be a loyal forever i love to runaround and i'm prettyi'm pretty strong so be careful to keepa tight hold on my leash when you takeme for walksi'm always eager to play fetch orexplore since i didn't get outside muchas a puppy i might get a little toofriendly or act scared sometimes but akim family couldfind a really good home in me pleaseWatch at: 41:40 / 42:00help meah big dumb doggo ohcheeseball's the one they had a problemwith remember but this is the dog i wantialways wanted a shiba you know alwaysrescue uhsheba she's only nine months old verybad manners very bad sociallynot a lot of trust very smart she's fitWatch at: 42:00 / 42:20so i thought we were exactly the sameperson except she's fitokay hello i'm cheese ball just becausei sound delicious doesn't mean youshould eat me joe i'm a shiba inu andi'm only nine months youngthat means i can be a bit of a handful ican still use some socializations themost important thing you should knowabout me is i'm a free drinker imight do what you say but only because iWatch at: 42:20 / 42:40want to i'm a proud shantous but myneighbors don't seem to like my streamof scream very muchi don't know why it's beautiful and i'muhand i'm beautiful if you can adopt meyou need to be prepared to not let memalignant and you're getting what i wanti can be very convincingi kind of like cheese ball even thoughWatch at: 42:40 / 43:00being in an apartment is probablyif this is the voice i vote no butcheese ball just for the voice we havesomedifferent opinions hi there my name'scardigani have absolutely no manners i will takea [ __ ] in your facei'm not very sociable i'm very trustingand because i'm really really dumbWatch at: 43:00 / 43:20i'm very very fat though i'm 11 monthsoldgreetings potential family my name iscardigan but you could call me cardi forshorti'm a staffordshire bull terrier i'mabout three years old but it's hard totell exactly what my birthday might bei was found watering the streets and i'min a bit of rotten statedespite graduating from the school ofheart knots i love people especiallylittle ones please be careful with meWatch at: 43:20 / 43:40aroundother dogs though as they scare mesometimes even though my hipsget a little sore sometimes i love toget a lot of exercise i'm happy with ahigh speed chasethrough the treasures sedate ammo to thelocal shopshave something ready for me to chew onafter you die me you might lose a pairof shoes give me boundaries and i'lllove you foreveroh boy i don't know you guys this is aWatch at: 43:40 / 44:00hard one[Music]wowi love all of them i kind of boy this isreally badguys let's do a poll somebody do a polli'm going to let you guyschoose i'm going to let you guys chooseWatch at: 44:00 / 44:20i'm going to let you guys choose okayis venezuela is not here to make a polllet me see i don't know how to make aquote let's seeum paul says 100 cheese ballis this the boy she wanted to wait whatwas you i always wanted to cheeseballi think cheeseballs too she's brocheesebo wait i really want cheese ballWatch at: 44:20 / 44:40but i love poles chase paul cheese powokay okay teague is going to do the pulli mean just know that my personalpreference is probably cheese ballcheese mouth oh here's cardigan oh mygodoh let me get in this this one is uhalwayswhere's where's the game where's theWatch at: 44:40 / 45:00game back give me the game backcard good here's cardigan i'm just ijust need to be lovedtitan oh my god my name is titan and youknow i'm i'm a maltesehi i'm blocker i'm really dumbhey it's december i really didn't sweatoh tigal's going to do itcardigan or cheese ball take the stepWatch at: 45:00 / 45:20okay i'm forgetting these voices so boyvoice over dad says titan i think you'rethe only person who actually wants titanyou're literally the only person titanis supersuper which dog here we go guys whichdogoh boy boy boy boy blocker and cheeseballWatch at: 45:20 / 45:40so titan nobody wants me to go withtitan no onei think that ty would be the least onethat i would i would you know i wouldprobablyin real life would 100 do cheese ballwow we're getting a lot of pullthese are big numbers guys big numbers88 people want cheese ball92. that's a cheeseballWatch at: 45:40 / 46:00i went to a teeth ball now i feel badfor titan i knowtitan loves going to the vet frequentlyshe loves it she'll be fine hereokay i'm gonna go with cheese ball itlooks like cheeseball's not gonna bea lot of blocker fans a lot of blockerfansokay all right we're going cheese ballguys paul is closedadopt me oh yes i'm i'm totally fineWatch at: 46:00 / 46:20with your cheeseballi'm just a cheeseball cheeseball now ineed to get blocker at home ohdon't worry titan can get a voice overacting job for a goblin more crapall right here we go cheese browhat's this cheese ball is your new bestWatch at: 46:20 / 46:40friendit looks like they need some reassurancegive them some patsoh i can pat them oh no we need torename cheeseballuh guys what's cheeseball's new namewhat's cheeseball's new nameWatch at: 46:40 / 47:00um oh boy dogesquints ppsomebody wants me to name him blockerWatch at: 47:00 / 47:20sir pickles is really good sir picklesmakes me laughcheddar cheddar these ballscheeseball i kind of like cheese balltoo i think i might keep cheese ballmake shape sheet ballcheese ball i'm gonna go with you guysi'm going i'm staying with cheese ballcheese brush you know what it's cheeseballs cheeseburgerWatch at: 47:20 / 47:40cheese balls oh it's twozies i don'tknow how toozy's got therecheeseburger cheese saucenow there's an excited dog like a goodmatch ohcheeseball starts to dig exciting umclick and drag up to be not wait you'rethe pro owner of a new hole where'd sheWatch at: 47:40 / 48:00make a hole is this like a dirtfarm pickle rick i think she likes younow uh your form says you're a firsttimer we don't want to let that stop youbut it's important that any dog wholeaves paw prints is loved and lookedafter properlyalso fill that hole so it's going to bea condition of jobadoption that both you yourself incheese balls pass pause academyWatch at: 48:00 / 48:20our dog training program cheese ball inuis the breed namereally okay that's it we'll provide somebasic tools to help you bond withuh oh uh oh no no click and drag thembackoh oh pet pet oh my god my disembodiedhand can do thispet pet pet rub your face rub your faceWatch at: 48:20 / 48:40every five weeks we'll check in withyour class to see how you're doing likea class reviewafter 15 weeks we'll be having a finalexamination to see if you and cheeseball are going to be the right for youwhen do i get laid doctor 15 weeks huhthat sounds doable i'm sure we're goingto get along just righti'll definitely find a fiance by thenor uh yeah a fiance liz hid thank you soWatch at: 48:40 / 49:00much for the subi don't doubt it let's just see quincyon your way out let him know you'rejoining paws academy it's like schoolbut for dogshe'll set you up with all you need forcheese ball all right thanks dr kimah please jade is fun oh she's hittingon me guysshe's hitting on meWatch at: 49:00 / 49:20the crowd is almost completely clearedout it's actually a pretty peaceful inherethere's just a soft white noise ofpeople talking amongst themselvesas they wait oh would you do it fortheir appointmentsoh no no no no don't digthis dog has like titanium quincy seemsbusy talking to a woman with thickunrulyWatch at: 49:20 / 49:40hair she's leaning against the desk withone arm i see she's a uhhas a leash in her hand she's very sexycheese ball did a big fart good jokingon the other that alicia well groomeddog slightly longer than it is tallit's it's coat of shiny and model withsilver black tan and white i love thosedogs toopretty pups would you would youWatch at: 49:40 / 50:00no no no no no noyou managed to wrangle cheese ball backunder control you need to calm downcheese balloh no cheese ballsbefore i even try to get cheese ball tobehave i'm being pulled toward thereception bookcheese ball no orfWatch at: 50:00 / 50:20cheese ball shoves her snipe right up tothe aussie and continues barking but theother seadog seems very well behaved oh my goshoh looks like we got a newbie herequincy oh someone's been excited nextdayoh sorry i'm my dog cheese balls stopthe aussie looks at she balls with hismouth opentongue hanging out if anything it seemsWatch at: 50:20 / 50:40happy to see your dogand yet cheese balls keeps going okaycheese ball get out of their buttcheese ball here here's any helplet me help i'm sexy i put a little moregive into the leash and immediatelycheese balls start sparking and insteadpiece it places freely around the aussiesniffinga lot of the time aggression is just aWatch at: 50:40 / 51:00barrier frustration you need to let herexplore a little ather own pace i let my lovers do that tootry not to let her make a habit ofgetting into other animal spaces likethatit helps to reward her as soon as shesees another dog let her know that otherdogs bring good things like treatsall very good robin spoken like a truepaws academy alumnushuh i still remember a thing or two fromWatch at: 51:00 / 51:20the good old days quincy remember whenwe were loverswould you like a demonstration poopyback before missile here started takingcare of herselfarf hey good day miss how are youarf correcting she's a talkative one ohthey licked good jockeywow crikey shall we get you checked intoWatch at: 51:20 / 51:40daycare then throw another shrimp on thebarbie missy and shrimp i meanyou know what i mean here we gowhat's with the accent quincy missile isan australian shepherdjust trying to help her feel more athome good day might you guys know i lovethatshe's never actually been to australiait's ancestralWatch at: 51:40 / 52:00i honestly don't think australianshepherds even are originally fromaustraliaignorant uhdon't be a drongo robin i'm putting inthe hard yakka to make sure that sheiladoesn't feel like she's lost out whoopwhoopoh wait don't be a drongo robin i'mputting in a hard yakka to make sure thesheila don't feel like she lost outWatch at: 52:00 / 52:20hmm yeah i know what i should be stokedto have a true blue ozzy conversation[Laughter]oh hello hello oh no you're not you tooyeah i was sick robin look at missilesready for a ripper day we'll keep achocolate so she chuffed by the timeWatch at: 52:20 / 52:40your shift is over yeah yeahwhat the hellsweetie swedish accents are so harddamn youoh my god what she'll be all rightWatch at: 52:40 / 53:00anyway i can what's this little one'sname now cheese ballsoh and i'm poopy nice to meet you robinthat's right that's right robin savagemaybe i'll see you around town if youever need a foreign object removed fromyour bodythat i put in there robin stands upstraight and rolls her shoulders backbut for him to turn into quincy brieflyi actually need to head off to my shiftas missile all checked in sure is have aWatch at: 53:00 / 53:20good day saving lives nurseoh so you're a nurse greatoh boyoh oh no no no rub your facerub your face she seems kind of niceshe's a good one rob and never as calmas she lets on though it's hard to knowWatch at: 53:20 / 53:40what's happening under all those fierylocks and believe me i've been underthemnow then paws academy it's like likeschool but for dogs got ityeah i heard that before it's prettyhands off we'll provide you with thebasicsuh we put a big focus on making aboutyou and your dog it's only ninethousand dollars pick it up poop oh boysomeone's gotta do itquincy reaches into the desk and pullsWatch at: 53:40 / 54:00out a brown paper bag which he plops infront of mein here you got a set of toys treatstricks to get your training underwaythis won't lastthe whole program but it's finetheodorub thank you for laughing i'm alittle offended on ryan's behalf thathe's you tell him he's to nsfw come onyou'll be able to discover more as youtrain your dog and form relationshipsWatch at: 54:00 / 54:20all across the citymake sure you have at least one goodlong quality time with cheese ballsevery week and put the tools to testokayuh got it i don't care got it thanksquincy i'm just trying to get laidcheese balls i'm gonna let himlitter in the forest later hey noproblem if you get any more questionsfeel free to call us anytimei'm on woofer don't be a strangerWatch at: 54:20 / 54:40oh boy nothing makes me happier thanseeing how our adoption dogs are drivingwith their new owners you take care ofcheese balls now i'll takeher in my own balls i'll be trying mybest we got a lot to work togetherdo together she and i i gotta go waxingsee you next time poopy a noosewith my paws academy starter kit in onehand and oh wowWatch at: 54:40 / 55:00i spin around and put one foot ahead ofthe other onwards and otherupwards cheese ball trots ahead of mesniffing around waggling her little tailand she starts to tug me forward oh oofoh by the oh yesit's like a male lisa bonet please letmein there i fall headlong into a strangerWatch at: 55:00 / 55:20on his way to the clinic sending papersflying to the air like a burstfeather pillow oh my god it's so megryanoh oh mythat's a dilfit should be a doyle f right dog owneri'd like toWatch at: 55:20 / 55:40doyle he's a vampire yesyes coin yeah i'm so sorrythat's quite all right i just need thosepapers of course let me help pleasei crouched down releasing the starterkit and began ohoh pet cheese balls it's okay bubby it'sokayit's okay oh no oh noWatch at: 55:40 / 56:00it's okay oh they're legal documentshe owns my heart i'd like to stretchtoward another sheet just out of reachthat's snatched away by ablonde muzzle i'm face to face with abright-eyed golden labratorholding the last sheet of paper henudges toward me slightly offering thedocumentso cute oh thanks i'm sure you're notWatch at: 56:00 / 56:20bad looking yourselfoh i'm sorry i was talking about the dogi know just wishful thinking on my parthello i'll get into that i take a paperfrom the dog's mouth extending my otherhand to pat his head but hehastily pulled away don't oh pleasedon't pat him while he's workingworking hemingway is my guide dog he's aWatch at: 56:20 / 56:40good boyoh hey hey don't come on cheeseball comeonoh gosh you're blind yes for the mostpart anywayoh it's so hot so hot don't let that putyou off though love is blind too youknowi i look like lisa bonay let's make loveWatch at: 56:40 / 57:00please ugly sweater season i know i havean ugly sweater just like youi can feel the color and testify in mycheeks this man does not mince worldsi don't know i have a braid on he has abraid onguys he is so hot oh boyi'm anders hamilton family lawyer oh myWatch at: 57:00 / 57:20godguys i think he's a superhero okay he'sthis is like dog devil all rightandrews extends a hand and i shake itand turn it's warm but not clammyit's almost the perfect temperature ohmy god don'truin this his hand is far bigger thanWatch at: 57:20 / 57:40mine with more strength in his grip icould feel a callusrunning along the base of his indexfinger i stroke it back and forth it'stotally appropriate the corners of hiseyes pinch you up as he smilesbetraying some age three four hundrednonetheless his plated hair is a deepraven tone and occasionally he wafts thescent of sandalwood when he tilts hisWatch at: 57:40 / 58:00headwhatwhat guys this game isover i don't need anyone else he lookslike johnny depp in 20 years it's truesomebody fishtail fish fishtail baitedhis hairand put eyeliner on him y'allWatch at: 58:00 / 58:20my handshakes don't usually last thislongput my hands somewhere else did you getthirsty on maineoh oh oh okay uh oh no isorry um i let my dog [ __ ] on the floori'm really sorryi was really into you i didn't say iWatch at: 58:20 / 58:40minded you have very soft handsthanks i i like you i think you have acallous can i peel it off with my teethwas that supposed to be a compliment butyou're right it's from a chef's knifei take classes oh my god do you domassages toocan i kidnap you and just lock you in mybedroomWatch at: 58:40 / 59:00meanwhile my dog is just crapping allover the pavementuh i'd love to see what you can do withthose hands we're going forit you guys i'd love to see if you coulddo those handsyeah i can't really deliver thatstraight look it's a hair commercialmy specialty is eggs benedict perhapsWatch at: 59:00 / 59:20i'll make it for you if you're everaround in the morningwell can i come over at night i'm moreof a sweet breakfast person can you dowaffles withextra whipped cream on your nadswaffles are a little basic aren't theyi'm a basic[ __ ] wait what it's just there's a lotmore that goes into embedding it's moreof a nuanced dish both in terms ofWatch at: 59:20 / 59:40technique and on a paletteoh no oh nooh no whoa i'm a basicwaffle [ __ ] oh nooh he turned he's a food snob you guysi'll never be able to have a craftsingle with this guyoh noWatch at: 59:40 / 01:00:00i knew there had to be a catchwe're actually talking about food aren'twe i take my cooking very seriouslyif you're gonna be a basic eggo [ __ ]good get off herean angus big bagpipe thank for the subWatch at: 01:00:00 / 01:00:20he's a breakfast scientist all righthe really is this is wahah he's a blind lawyer who's a food snoband looks like a male lisa boneyi don't know what to do here but i needto up my game y'allhe was too perfect he had to havesomething going on all rightWatch at: 01:00:20 / 01:00:40if i sit i sit down with a bat i mean mymy dog's name is cheese ballsthe instant no noodle the horror exactlyanyway i was actually on my way to ameeting do i smell forever 21 on you ialso am wearing tom fordthanks for helping getting these paperstogether not a problem i think i putWatch at: 01:00:40 / 01:01:00them back in the right orderif not you'll be hearing from my lawyersah damn iti mean me i'm my own lawyeri will sue you though hey let me giveyou my business card it has my personaladdress on itbecause i do business from my home it'sWatch at: 01:01:00 / 01:01:20a lofti have 40 employees in it they're quoteunquote employeeshamilton hamilton and hamphrey on thefront his details are on the backoh my god he's hamiltonoh my god he's beautiful but is he wearsa loss of actual cheese balls it's truewho's the other hamilton oh that'sWatch at: 01:01:20 / 01:01:40hemingway he's a partnerwe're lovers but we share it's fine idon't get the impression he's jokinguh i'll leave you to it then i'll holdon you haven't told me your nameum it's poopinellia esquire that's itthe fourth uh i'm a fledglingphotographer and my dog is cheese ballsokaygot my number well it's been an absoluteWatch at: 01:01:40 / 01:02:00pleasure you have my number if you needityup see you around a new guy thank youfor the sub alohais this a sister-wise situation if itinvolves this guy i'm okay with itcheese balls excitedly squirms as wetake the streets of rainbow bay cheeseballs you're already getting me somesome some tail thank you ohWatch at: 01:02:00 / 01:02:20he'll never be satisfied it's true boybuti don't know this is the beginning of adastardly doer of poopy and cheese ballsour first time terrorizing the streetswe just took a crap on the sidewalk thisisnumber this is the number ohhe did a big fart you did you did a bigfartyou did i fall for the front door of myWatch at: 01:02:20 / 01:02:40apartment without gracebecause i'm quirky thank you rono gamingthat's really sweet thank you very muchthe vets clinic seemed a lot closer bycar it took over two hours to walk homebecause literally i don't know how todiscipline this dog that's it from nowoni'm a wobbering everywhere at least oneWatch at: 01:02:40 / 01:03:00of us still has energymaybe i can give us some lunch for usthen cheese balls i need to learn how tomakeuh i need to make learn how to make bagsbetter to statis that a yes you borked what is a borki don't know what a bork isbut does that a little it's a woofhey twix ohWatch at: 01:03:00 / 01:03:20okay okay okay i guess i should show youaround the placecome here let me take you off your leashno don't tugmanners manners likei do that to all my dogs and catsclapping noi really guys i really really want toWatch at: 01:03:20 / 01:03:40make love to hamilton okaycheese balls politely sits wait says iunclasp the leashoh what's your booty it's a woochieoh boy cheeseburgers forcefully licks myface toppling me over in the process heywe're not hooking up okaylook at me subbing nine times thank youWatch at: 01:03:40 / 01:04:00for the subthank you nine a timer nina timerwhatevernina timer no my face isn't food cheeseballs stopstop you're gonna give me you're gonnagive me coven come onyou must be hung pretty hungry after allthat pooping on the way home i'm gonnawhip us up some foodwhat would you like a quiche whatWatch at: 01:04:00 / 01:04:19i climb up from the floor floor despitemy plan cheese balls hot on my heelsweaving between my footsteps with apuppy starter seti placed the starter set on the basketdig around a bit and pull out a largecan of wet foodthe smell of food hits me like a freighttrain and it's only a moment beforecheese balls get the whip toohow much is am i supposed to give you iWatch at: 01:04:19 / 01:04:40guess the whole cangreat you're gonna vomit and poop allover the floori emptied the can of the metal bog bowland i provide provided in the starterset and i set the overflowing blow downi don't know how to do anything i kindof just want to watch her eatoh buti love cheese balls i'm so glad weWatch at: 01:04:40 / 01:05:00didn't take one of those other mudsi i hope they found home so seriouslyas long as those other people don't taketheir dogs and try to hit on my vampireoh oh it's okay it's okay would youwould you would you would youwould oh10 pack combo 20 pack comboWatch at: 01:05:00 / 01:05:1950 pack combooh this is good 75 pet comboi underped combo okay this is it this isit remember that cookie clittercookie cloth sorry cookie clicker gameyou guysoh all she needs is super inhalationWatch at: 01:05:19 / 01:05:40powdershe'll be like that little pink demon somany pets vitalitypentality no noi submit to the yawns that befall me andi go to sleep as she movesaway from her bowl and starts circlingby the doorwhat is she doing oh no no no noWatch at: 01:05:40 / 01:06:00okay i did it poop says no morelook she pooped in the house it's greati'm and then it's so poopy lost her handguys stop i miss spokeokay i misspokethat's the fps of a a true gamer it'sWatch at: 01:06:00 / 01:06:19true sammy swanni had to throw every window open theapartment and even dig out a few scentedcandles from my boxoh no she's not potty trained i guessshe needed a poopeven i poop sometimes i think pottytraining will be your top prioritythough i'll get you a toilet pad for thebalcony toowhat about a training session now i needto figure out how this paws academything worksWatch at: 01:06:19 / 01:06:40okay all right let's see do i get any uhawardspoopy hamilton has a ring to it notgonna lie okay so how to dog welcome tothe dog quality time will you plan yourpups week and what skills you want totrain them in oh this is greatWatch at: 01:06:40 / 01:07:00okay on this card you'll see your dog'straits each of these traits can beleveled up by doing activities that gainyour dogbp work points and that traithere you'll see all the activities youand your pal can schedule for the weekthese are the core of your strategy topass paws academy with flying colorsyou'll be able to pick five each week aplus means that the activity will raiseWatch at: 01:07:00 / 01:07:19that trademinus means it will lower it choosewisely your five schedule slots can beseen up top here you can pick activitiesto fill it up sequentiallybut if you change your mind you cancancel your choice by selecting the bigred x at the top of a scheduled taskand there you have it fill up yourschedule all rightlet's go alright soWatch at: 01:07:19 / 01:07:40where's this cheese ball feels okayso what we should oh wow guys okay soshe's really bad on sociabilityso basically oh sirius tyros thank youso much for the gift subs you'rewonderfulokay so um so basically she needs towork on her social abilityand trust the most so i think in mannersWatch at: 01:07:40 / 01:08:00so we're good about smart she's thesmartest dogso makes sense and her fitness is prettygoodit's 11 p.m here and i'm trying not tohurt left to it loudly well lots tobe careful hey sexy serious tyroueverybody thinks sirius tyro's sexy huhinteresting this is the right game foryou tairu okay so we want trust andWatch at: 01:08:00 / 01:08:20sociabilityso this one big spoon little spoon wedefinitely want a big spoon little spoonumand smarts i don't know if energy isfitness butum well how do i oh okay here we gowe want to make sure she keeps say ohWatch at: 01:08:20 / 01:08:40her mood is not good and she's veryuntidy so we need to somehowwhere is tidy at tidation where ismanners trust in manners hygiene where'shygiene can i give her a bathum i think we could probably doWatch at: 01:08:40 / 01:09:00for a uh smarts and man we don't needsmarts right nowfitness and trust fitness and trustum sociability and manners forsure dog park day okay so let's dosociability and mannersthen we could do pup flicks and chilldoes she have enough energyWatch at: 01:09:00 / 01:09:20um i don't need her to have more energyi need her to have a littleum i don't need her to be that yeah okaysotrust in sociability hmmthat's a good one employ okay so let'sdo this hire a helping paw for your nextphotography gigoh you want to move my camera oh yeahWatch at: 01:09:20 / 01:09:40thank youokay i will move my camera okayhioops okaydo and there we go oh look at thatWatch at: 01:09:40 / 01:10:00and also i need to sit in the middle alittle bit more okayum let's see okay so we had that umfitness and manner i mean i guess wecould i just want to up that sociabilityreallyso i'll go get a puppet chino that seemslike a place we could hit on somebodyand um let's let's get some more mannersWatch at: 01:10:00 / 01:10:20you knowlike advocate for the adoption okaylet's do itover the course of the nap cheese ballslowly pushes you out of the comfy spoton the couchsociability increased trust increasedgreatwithin five minutes cheese balls went abutt sniffing circle at the dog partthey smelled some new friendthis is good employ a dog cheese boxWatch at: 01:10:20 / 01:10:40worked that reflector like an absolutechamp and only chewed a little bitwonderful oh look this is greatcheese balls went to town on her pupperchino and quickly moved on to sniffingother dog's butt holesgood job you haven't noticed ohokay look at thisafter each dog quality time you have dogWatch at: 01:10:40 / 01:11:00care to make sure your pep is well fedclean and happy this is great look ather she's filthywell we need to okayusing the activity list you could choosewhat needs to be looked after okay thisis greatloving the ponytail hey ponytail thankyou i really appreciate itall right she's starving so she has toWatch at: 01:11:00 / 01:11:20be fed you guyseach activity you pick in dog care timeconsumes one level of tolerance so keepan eye on itthat you got time for shampoo and dryoff okay umwell we need to hmmmood is pretty good uh we need satiationWatch at: 01:11:20 / 01:11:40and then hydration i'm gonna dowet foodwant to do wet food shake out enough wetfoodoh this is greatcome on there we go oh this is great youWatch at: 01:11:40 / 01:12:00guys look at this i didn't know thisgame would be so detailed we're datingbut we're alsohey ton zaga thank you so much for beinghere if we do have man hands i don'twant to say anything because i have manhands butokay so very stankyvery stinky we need to tend to this dogwe need to oh her mood is gonna lowerWatch at: 01:12:00 / 01:12:20we have to i'm gonna dothis no um hoes are downi think we should hose her down huh wegotta hose her downshe's really dirty i need i need tobrush her teeth we're gonna do thisWatch at: 01:12:20 / 01:12:40oh she hates it she's hating it i hateyou i'm going to rip your face offokay oh oh she say she her satiation isnot there anymore we need tookay so i think just satiation and moodwould be goodright let's just give her a choose bonethere you go there you go don't let goWatch at: 01:12:40 / 01:13:00don't let gothere you go yay hosehose them all right i think that prettywent pretty good good job cheese ballsthat was a whole week of our lives and istill haven't dated anybodycheese balls cooked up on the fur it'sbeen a really big day hasn't it cheeseballsi met a lot of people though maybe ishould invite everyone over for aWatch at: 01:13:00 / 01:13:20housewarmingyou're right i definitely need to unpackfirst maybe i'll wait a couple weeksthat gives me more time to make morefriendsi'm desperate i need somebody now howabout now we head to bedand maybe use that card to call that guyit wouldn't be too eager to call him at2am would ityeah this girl is a disaster i knowshe's so meWatch at: 01:13:20 / 01:13:40oh doggo doggono why does this morning have to occurevery dayoh no oh ohoh look my trust and mood are higher20-pack comboWatch at: 01:13:40 / 01:14:0050-pack combo[Music]75-pack combocombo okay just show up at their houseguys love that exactlywhat cruel god would let this happeni snooze ah sweet peace i could livelike this foreveroh no cheese ball why do you have toWatch at: 01:14:00 / 01:14:20forsake me fine i'll get up cheese ballkilling me with the snap spam pets mydog would be so pissed if i did a 100pack combo i know rightjust right on the faceoh god i did it too hard i did it tooWatch at: 01:14:20 / 01:14:40hardokay i'm up you got your food are youhappy now no pull you upyou cannot dig through we're on thesecond flooroh no you don't poopington too rockyit's time for walkiesworks every time we are just playing aclicker game yeahall right cheeseball time to take on theWatch at: 01:14:40 / 01:15:00world would you gather oh we have newmessageswait a second i have an email poopypuppy love welcome to woofer we'vematched you with a lot of hot singlesaround rainbow bay they want to meet youyou might even run intosome of these eligible hotties whenyou're out exploring the cityattachments suspicious file.exe greatall right anyone who's happy to hearwill be visible on the mapWatch at: 01:15:00 / 01:15:20ooh wow they'll fully disclose theirlocation before you've even metthat doesn't seem safe awesome but mywhole journey up to this point has beensuspiciously serendipitous to themthat's amazing don't try this at homekids let's go meet some stranger for theinternet this is this game is very wellwrittenwe are at rainbow day live a subsidiaryWatch at: 01:15:20 / 01:15:40of obelisk and can't wait to welcome youto our fully functioning social maptracking platformfrom here you'll be able to check youremails or avoid your inboxmake decisions on which woofer bow tobark up or to squeeze in some extra dogtime with your dog and even use oursocial metrics to predict what kind ofevent you're walking intoup top you'll be able to check youremail inbox from this envelope you mightreceive my emails from woofer palsWatch at: 01:15:40 / 01:16:00keep in mind it means you have newmessages keep your inboxcheck your inbox ah motivation the onething that eludes us allhi your energy and motivation is finiteso use your motivationpoints counter up top to keep track ofhow mints you could fit into your weekeach activity will cost a certain amountof mp so be careful you can fiteverything inmajor events are five dates are threeWatch at: 01:16:00 / 01:16:20and smaller interactions are oneup for four types of events can beavailable on the map during a weekencounterswhich are small run-ins possible timethat's for your puppydates you can figure this one out andbig events for major milestonesthat's about it why not get started bymeeting the match woofer cuties oh yeahWatch at: 01:16:20 / 01:16:40encounter oh should we encounter maribelshe's really cuteum this is it this is a mapi have five of these well they haveanother one dog adoption fairlove dogs but we can't hold all thesedogs come on downwell we already have one this is aWatch at: 01:16:40 / 01:17:00courtesy email they've informed yourapartment is ready okay so these arejust oldpuppy love is around the corner okay wegot all our emailswe read them all okay so we can meetencounter maribelwhat happened to my blonde hair feliciathat was a joke that a lot of internetpeople thought was hilariousi don't care if you watch the rnc withWatch at: 01:17:00 / 01:17:20anything but horrori don't know what to tell you man astridbrooks that's about as political as i'llgetum who should we encounter maribeloh guys okay pull it out we need alittle pull can we do a pollabout who we want to hit on or should wewait i think we have enough mps to hitWatch at: 01:17:20 / 01:17:40on lpor three people so let's just do it imeanhe kind of looks like spike from buffylet's do thisthe rainbow is by i guess this must reada lot so let's gouh-oh we just uh a service dog i promisea service dogum here it is the rainbow bay libraryWatch at: 01:17:40 / 01:18:00i'm kind of a surprise that dogs areallowed in here even for rainbow bay imean it's a librarywhat if a dog started hey heyuh no one seemed to notice i guesseveryone in this town is just used tohearing dogs all the timerelieved to avoid making a scene i waita moment before rewarding cheese ballssilence with a treatgood girl cheese balls good girlWatch at: 01:18:00 / 01:18:20oh cheese balls did a big fart just forwait whata library you know books people comingto read are just some peace and quietit's not really a place to have aconversation with your dogoh sh i looked abruptly at the young mani recognize him from woofer i think hisname is felixhis hair is styled back but not so muchWatch at: 01:18:20 / 01:18:40to seem pristinely groomedoh it's more like he deliberately try tomake it look effortlesshmm he has tight black shirts butbetrays a wellsculpted torso what is the deal with hisis he carrying two gunsbelow his armpits sit two holstersdevoid of firearms is this his idea offashionWatch at: 01:18:40 / 01:19:00an id tag hangs from his belt it's alittle too far for me to read can i getin your crotch and read your idhmm 10 anonymous cheers thank you somuch for the emotes i really appreciatethatdo it quietly sorry officer i don't wantany trouble officerno i'm a i'm a new dancer are you not aWatch at: 01:19:00 / 01:19:20copi work here you're a librarian so whyyour holstersit's one is for my phone and neither wasfor treatsoh craplook at that he's a library coptreats for yourself no they're fromWatch at: 01:19:20 / 01:19:40mulder he's around here somewhereoh my god his dog's name is muldernerd alert felix turns around and givesa sharp whistle hey what happened tobeing quiethey yeah look at this look at this i'mpissed oh i'm the librarian so i get tomake an exceptionsuh i don't like your double standardWatch at: 01:19:40 / 01:20:00before i can complain an alarge live i like how i describe a dogas alivecomes bounding up from between somebookshelves and stops immediately byfelix's sizegood bowl he's a hypocrite what is withall these guys in herefelix pulls a small treat from his leftholsteri don't like this guy i don't want to iWatch at: 01:20:00 / 01:20:20don't want to date him okaybut maybe that's why i should date himarfhe's so well behaved he's still prettyyoung we're doing paws academy right nowthere's a lot of trainingcan i call you my scully can i be yourscully this is cheese balls by the wayuh-oh cheese ball sniffs the ground andturns away from mulderdoesn't like it they don't like eachWatch at: 01:20:20 / 01:20:40other they don't like each otherlooks like she doesn't want to say hiprobably for the best this isn't theideal environment to beintroducing two untrained dogs i hatethis guytrees fall shuffles behind my legs andstares at the door you're probably rightmaybe we could hang out some other timeand give them a chance to become friendsi'll do anybody this guy sucks it's trueWatch at: 01:20:40 / 01:21:00i hate himi mean if you wanted i guess i couldshow you around the gym sometime nowum uh uh i'm not allowed in gymshey hey hey don't dig a hole don't dig ahole to the other realmsin the library what in gyms you're notallowed in gymsWatch at: 01:21:00 / 01:21:20yes i was banned from all gyms for lifeby who by the authority that gave youthat holsteroh thank you death warmed over thegovernment sounds like there's a mysteryafootoh it sounds like you're a mysterymulder get in there i broke the lawi murdered about 15 people in a gym andthey were like no youi did it was a zumba class i was a zumbaWatch at: 01:21:20 / 01:21:40instructorand i just got really crazy with the hipmoves and people just literally threwtheir bodies in half and we couldn'tfigure out what belonged to whatand so they all kind of bled to deathwhich law i mean the law it's the nameof a machine it's a gym machineit was really expensive and thegovernment suited me that was prettygood too the government sued you forbreaking the lawWatch at: 01:21:40 / 01:22:00not legislation but an exercise machinewhich they ownedsure and because you broke it you bannedyou for lifewell it couldn't be fixed you see howdid you break iti lifted too hard too fast my lats theweights just went straight to the top ofthe machineright you broke the law by lifting toohardWatch at: 01:22:00 / 01:22:20that's correct well you just go for arun with our dog then unless you'rebanned from the outdoorsas well no of course not all right ishould give it to work these books won'tput them on themselves on their shelvesi hate this guy it was nice to meet youpoopyi never told you my name oh yeah but iWatch at: 01:22:20 / 01:22:40recognize you from wooferbasically there's like five people inthis town that i can bed cause i wentthrough the rest of them they all hatemei'll see you around bye before i couldsay anything felix duckedwow the door swings comically behind himbecause they have a two-way door in alibrary because it's funnyi cannot tell if that went well i'mWatch at: 01:22:40 / 01:23:00definitely not here for books i mean whoreadsi'm so lovable i hate himall right well we have plenty astridlet's do astrid i'm really most excitedabout maribeloh this is her oh i'm actually excitedoh a craft market i stepped from thestreets into a broad cobbled square wowWatch at: 01:23:00 / 01:23:20look at thisscented candles fortune favors no oneall this just a few blocks from myapartment i'll never have moneywhat space is left between the stallsseems to largely be filled out by peopleslowly drifting around the squareeveryone seems content to take theirlife time okay budgetWatch at: 01:23:20 / 01:23:40let's call for gourmet last call forgourmet bully sticks only one left untilwe can make more next weekhey honey if your dog likes to chew youWatch at: 01:23:40 / 01:24:00should choosethis treat chew treat huhhow does that sound cheese balls allright let's get you your first bullystickthat's a dick of a bull it's true it'strue i wonder where it comes fromhello there young care to treat yourlittle puppeteer do a gourmet bullystick they're 100 organichandcrafted bespoke non-gmo gluten-freeWatch at: 01:24:00 / 01:24:20ketogenic meaty chews for your speciallittle friendthat sounds right exactly right what isa bully stick oh you knowit's a stick of a particular cut of meatwell like steaknot quite you're better enough knowingoh oh oh oha comically short woman with a highWatch at: 01:24:20 / 01:24:40ponytail and slightly upturned nosestands behind meshe also does a triple flipoh an exquisitely groomed dog withimpossibly thick white furit holds its mouth over the handle of apaper bag and it also wears a tumblerdude oh my god 2010 calledWatch at: 01:24:40 / 01:25:002010 called and they want everythingbackokay just one of many people in thecrowd overhearing your conversationand the owner of one very cheesy happysamuel who would love a fresh bellystickif you don't minduh sure i wasn't that investedthank you so muchWatch at: 01:25:00 / 01:25:20the small woman reaches past me to payfor that bully stick and the shopkeeperwraps it up in wax paper and ties itwith a big blow ribbonit's a dick i shop here pretty regularlyit's the best place in town if you wantto supportlocal creators plus i've been cuttingdown on plastics including dog toys nono we aren't going to save theenvironment without making someWatch at: 01:25:20 / 01:25:40inconvenient choices rightlike trading in my plastic pants andstuff fillersgetting rid of fillers a lot of us cando better likei really shouldn't have these bigeyelashes but i just can't help ituh yeah i guess i really never thoughttoo hard about it oh we have one of thevoice actorsum and the game artist caddy hanging outWatch at: 01:25:40 / 01:26:00with some chess you guys this is a veryfun game thank you so much for beinghere i have to pick up a [ __ ]maybe it's time to start every choiceyou make affects something else in theworld it's likethe butterfly effect i'm brooks figureskateroh guys i thought she was a fortuneteller who dressed like that iWatch at: 01:26:00 / 01:26:20seriously did i'm astrid brooks i'm afigure skaterwe're from the dev team oh it's a reallyfun game you guys it'sreally weird but very funny i'm very i'mreally having a good timeaudience they all like cheese ball thebest fyiWatch at: 01:26:20 / 01:26:40astrid extends her a hand which icautiously shakehis grip is her grip is surprisinglyfirm and her shake is firmer yeti grasp my hand at horror she's crushedme she's crushed mei'm poopy i just moved here i'm aphotographer of sort ofi'm a woman so i denigrate my abilitiesa lot to be likedand not threaten men hi sort of whatWatch at: 01:26:40 / 01:27:00does that meanwell i'm just sort of a hobbyist rightnow i hopefully pick up some gigs butonly i've just moved hereyou need more conviction you are aphotographer and you will pick up gigsoh i'm going to like an astrid i likeyour optimismit's not optimism it's determinationeverything in life is what you put intoit you knowanyway you should come and see leica andWatch at: 01:27:00 / 01:27:20i practice sometime where's the skatingrink most dayshi i do that with i i have all my datespotential days come and watch mework my thighs are so clenching thewhole time just imagine meunderneath you or on top of you byei have to go and get ready for practicenow bye and thank you for the bullystick which is aWatch at: 01:27:20 / 01:27:40it's a bull dick and really don't lookup what it's made of it's a bull dickbye um i don't like heri know everybody wants me to be centeredohokay here i've been over here right isthis bothering everybodyah okay i need a bigger i need to justWatch at: 01:27:40 / 01:28:00have a bigger frameso that if i'm going over hereastrid is totally atta okay i might haveto look around okay let's come on cheeseballsall right i wish now there's no way tomove the cake okay so this is itoh this is it okay i think she's reallypretty you guysit says she's at a local cafe let's goWatch at: 01:28:00 / 01:28:20get a pupper of chino cheese ballsi'm unemployed in stalking people aroundthis app this is greati'm convinced they should have had youvoice this game i know i love doingvoicesunfortunately a lot of the smaller indiegames are non-union soit's just not possible for them toafford to sign up to be a unionum uh signatory it's just a real pain weWatch at: 01:28:20 / 01:28:40tried it was legend of grimrockactually or not legend of grimrock butanother one of the games that i playedand they wanted me to do a big voicein it was just too onerous for them umfinanciallyum so i love my union i have to supportmy union but it's all right i can enjoytheseit took a little while but i eventuallyfound the cafe the shop front is modestWatch at: 01:28:40 / 01:29:00barely distinguishableonly a small sign it says cool storybrewi like it the queue almost reachesaround the block a mix of people heyhey hey cheese balls no no noWatch at: 01:29:00 / 01:29:20just as i take another step door that apiercing sound splits through the airi can hardly tell where it's coming fromor what oh big fartor five squeaky toys five very loudWatch at: 01:29:20 / 01:29:40squeaky toyscheese balls is not pleased about thenoise gravy oh my god gravy's such acute namehey gravy hey your biceps look like theycould hold me so closehi oracle thank you for the sub okay300 pets to go is there another 300 pati will do itif i get don't stop rubbing until youWatch at: 01:29:40 / 01:30:00see the smokeshe's really pretty gravy here gravygood girlthe buff woman having stepped away fromthe counter quickly hops toward the curband bends overshe scoops up a pomeranian with a hatoh my god in a backpackWatch at: 01:30:00 / 01:30:20oh okay there's so many poops so manypoopsgood blood root it's really tinyhey there i see you met gravy sorryabout the barking she's just a littleshyum i'm sorry her name is gravy oh yeahthat that's just a nickname it's shortfor gravediggeri'm sold i'm sold i'm soldWatch at: 01:30:20 / 01:30:40i take my pets very seriously why doesit have to be a pomeranium what's wrongwith the pomeranianthey're really dumb right i want a smartdog just co i will not have a dog whopees on the floor that's itgravedigger of course doesn't she looklike a gravedigger youhuh gravy yap's in agreement that'sWatch at: 01:30:40 / 01:31:00miles broadly her small tongue out andprouddoesn't she get hot in there nope checkthis out this is the pup3000. wow organic pheromone diffuserthis bad boy is the latest and greatestin pup accessories and it's a perfectmobile home for the bestest of girlsgod you're so hot i really like her guysWatch at: 01:31:00 / 01:31:20i have a pond named jack he's a littlemonster but too cute i knowis it a tiny construction hat what aboutthis little doggothe woman squats down impressively fastand holds it wowso two out of i'd say all the women inthis gamehave a lot of thigh strength right oneof them is a figure skaterWatch at: 01:31:20 / 01:31:40one of them is clearly like a spin classinstructor or somethingand then the nurse you know she doessquats okayjust on people oh wowwhat a cute little cutie this is cheeseballs i just got her recentlydoes she make you want to date me doessheWatch at: 01:31:40 / 01:32:00well it's very lovely to meet you cheeseballs yes it is you must be new to thistown of your recentadopter because everyone's required toadopt a dog to have intercourse herewhat brought you out to rainbow bay umyou know life nothing to do with amystical dog listen or notanything dog wizard no nothingi was so intrigued oh my god i reallylike her anyway i should get going iWatch at: 01:32:00 / 01:32:20have to go get gravy to daycare beforemy next meetingsee you around sometime the author did iget ohrockprod thank you so much did i miss itdid i miss a raidrock rockpot thank you so much for thesubs thank you for the emotes mygoodnessanyway i should really get going fixeddives save lives that's rightWatch at: 01:32:20 / 01:32:40all the criticisms of anders is validand fairah we didn't even meet you guys gravylooks pretty comfy up there doesn't shecheese balls well maybe if i got a uhmaybe if i maybe if i got some kind ofgainful employmentum i'd be able to buy you anything nowyou just have to eat dirtbarely 30 seconds passed before i sayWatch at: 01:32:40 / 01:33:00the same woman veering around the cornerandpowering toward me again i've seen youbeforewhat oh my god america's most wantedi just remembered on woofer right we gotmatchedoh yeah i didn't think you recognized mei've only been stalking everybody whomatched metonight i'm maribel urban planner andpomeranian loverWatch at: 01:33:00 / 01:33:20oh i really like you maribel uh oh it'sgonna be a strong handshake againit's distressingly sweaty ohoh she's a sweaterguys i don't know about that guysoh she's a she's got a lot of love juicei don't knowWatch at: 01:33:20 / 01:33:40ruined i guess she broke a sweatsprinting back here or she's just anatural sweater it's really hot she'swearing not a lot of clothing is it apant suitwell it's lovely meeting you we shouldmeet again let's get to know each othera little better i swear i'm not alwaysin this much of a rushlet's exchange emails of course i'll bedonein touch thanks for a fun game i work inWatch at: 01:33:40 / 01:34:00post production and tvoh yeah this is so mac is the way it'sgonna be for me yeswell editor thank you i remember youfrom last time umokay guys she it looks like areceipt for one protein bar for tendollarsoh no okay so first of allWatch at: 01:34:00 / 01:34:20vampire would not like this chick she'seating protein bars he would make her anartisanartisanal hazelnut spread uhhomemade bread kind of thing i don'tknow she seems like a whirlwind of funhuh cheeseballsi like her to bench press mei crouched down to pet cheese whileWatch at: 01:34:20 / 01:34:40subtly wiping my sweat covered palms onher fur whoaoh noguys i i said no i'm curious to see thenegative side of each personwell we know that vampire is a food snobwe know i don't know the negative ofother people yeah rightWatch at: 01:34:40 / 01:35:00it's been a busy day thank you darioniteadventurerphew it's been a busy day we've been allWatch at: 01:35:00 / 01:35:20over the city but there's so much leftto explore i love this is rainbow islandfor now i think it's time to rest ourweary feet and paul's hey no no nono no looks like something would beready for naps when we get homethe arts district seems like it'sstarting to wind down for the day it's2pma few cafes are closing up there's lesshustle and bustle stillWatch at: 01:35:20 / 01:35:40some of the residents are loungingoutside bars others are simply driftingthrough life transient but in no hurryat alljust waiting for their imminent doom anddeathhey hey hey hey hey no nohuh i whip my head around to see cheeseballs rooted in place outside a shopfrontstaring in standing alert what is itcheese ballsWatch at: 01:35:40 / 01:36:00i read a sign fox's taverns in bardo you smell someone ovulatingcheeseballdo you want me to get in there no no nono you want to go inall right let's do it i guess that's ayessomebody needs a sex on the beachi have no idea what i'm about todiscover but i have a feeling it's notWatch at: 01:36:00 / 01:36:20going to be like anything from new yorkshe senses death it's trueas i pull the door open lights oh oh ohohwhoa this is not it's almostuncomfortably hot in here i don't thinkthere's a single window openinguh i'm not sure they're open cheeseballs cheese balls shuffle forwardWatch at: 01:36:20 / 01:36:40like a bloodhound whoa i follow themin here which is nearly a neither atavern or in a bar whoachinchillas cheese frogs hedgehogsbeyond that there's an assortment ofhamsters fish lizards anda snakeit's okay cheeseball it's behind theglass maybe i'm okay after alluh may man what is this placeWatch at: 01:36:40 / 01:37:00oh ohshe's really pretty it's a weed shopclearlyobvi why is everything the shop tryingto give me a heart attackan impish woman wrapped tightly in morelayers than i could fathomshe has two small birds oh i kind ofWatch at: 01:37:00 / 01:37:20love hercalm down come here great welcome tofox's tavern and bara cornucopia of obscure pets and petaccessoriesoh come here come here stop diggingoh this is a pet shop i thought everyoneadopted from the clinic here that'sright i mostly sell exotic animalsso you don't sell dogs no you shouldWatch at: 01:37:20 / 01:37:40adopt a dog buy one testifygood night oh yeah i'm not looking forone i'm just wondering how much birdpoop do you have in your hairlike a pound or two pounds cheeseballdoesn't want a new friendhey how did you you said her name itjust a moment ago poopyi know things i know thingsWatch at: 01:37:40 / 01:38:00oh right i'm getting ready to close theshop for the day is there anythingspecific i can help you withum why is it so dark in heredo you know that there are birds why isit so dark in here so they're awake inthe daytimewho them the animalseveryone in this part of the store isWatch at: 01:38:00 / 01:38:20nocturnal well not everyonehi oh oh heyyou don't count oh i don't are youattracted to mehow many layers are you wearing likethis other girl was wearingliterally a low-cut like sweat and thenlike you're wearingyou're it's literally the dead of winterWatch at: 01:38:20 / 01:38:40ouchum this is neither a tavern or a barthis is my opener hereand that's not a question touche foxtouche i don't like herbut to answer the question you didn'tactually ask it's a tavern and a bar foranimalsthey come here and stay with me i feedthem i listen to their woes i tend totheir aching heartslike cheese ball here she really missesWatch at: 01:38:40 / 01:39:00her uterustell me how that doesn't sound like atavern at our baruh okay um do you offer that sameservice to humansno oh pity does anyone actually buyexotic pets are these just all your petswhat do you meani mean this is the world's mostWatch at: 01:39:00 / 01:39:20dog-friendly city right why would anyonebe here buy a chinchillamaybe they like chinchillas i supposei'm this is going really well right ialso sell designer pet accessories ohlike leashessome leashes yes i'll hang one aroundyour neck if you don't get the hell outof herecan i see them huh not yetWatch at: 01:39:20 / 01:39:40i have a chin holder she's got guysshe's gotone of those like 2000 you know like2011scarves she's got a 2019 scarf and thenshe has like her whole hair which isanother scarf and then this is that theturtleneckwhat's going on here do you know thereWatch at: 01:39:40 / 01:40:00are birds on your shouldersdo you think i wouldn't be aware of thatstupid okay foxeverything she says stupid is on the endof itthe colorful one is melanie and the gothone is phoebe stupidthey're lovebirds stupidoh they're together i mean they'reliteral lovebirdsWatch at: 01:40:00 / 01:40:20stupid but also yes they're togetherstupidcute hold up do i recognize youi've seen you somewhere before oh no isthis a pickup line stupidno no i swear there's just something sofamiliar about you i don't recognize yousorry stupid oh wow 40 ml thank you forWatch at: 01:40:20 / 01:40:40the gift subi feel like maybe i saw you online it'sa small city you probably just saw me onthe street stupidwait your voice oh no stupidyou're that animal expert fox ainsworthyou were on the radio when i was on thebusyour parents are stephen terry ainsworththe zookeepers rightyou dated a guy for four years namedWatch at: 01:40:40 / 01:41:00trevor butbecause he accidentally sat on a treefrog you hadyou basically cut off his leg and thenyou had to go to jail for three yearsand then you're out now andbasically your dad bought you this placebecause you're unemployable everywhereelse i really did stalk you after thatyou caught me stupid fox ainsworthrainbow bay's localwildlife expert and bird law prodigyWatch at: 01:41:00 / 01:41:20stupidand yes they are my parents nextquestion stupidi don't think i have any more questionsgreat stupid feel free to come by if youever need something but for now i'dreally like to go home stupidall right sorry i didn't mean to botheryou i just followed cheese balls cheeseballs must have some pretty good tastelook after each other i can tell she's aspecial onestupid yes i know but seriously leaveWatch at: 01:41:20 / 01:41:40stupidright wowguys i think that's all the people wecan dateboy there are some yummies there's someyummieswe packed some really cool people let'ssay we all invite them over once we'veWatch at: 01:41:40 / 01:42:00unpackedgross don't lick me there i'll take thatas a guess though let's give it a fewweeks and then we'll send out someinvites but first we should do atraining session are you ready okay goodso she isshe needs some hygiene so we definitelybut i think hygienewe take care of her so that's not overWatch at: 01:42:00 / 01:42:20here so what we need isi would really like her trust level tobe higher and her sociability levelso we're going to do doggie daycarewe're going to do some snack timeand her fitness level is not great rightnow so we're gonna go fitness andmannersand then maybeum does she need energy she does notWatch at: 01:42:20 / 01:42:40need energyumtrust and manners let's do some socialmedia modeling let's do itokay let's run that week oh her smart'sincreasedgreat look at that oh we are whoawhat happened wait a minute wait a waitWatch at: 01:42:40 / 01:43:00a minuteoh okay great wait wait waitwhat happened here i think i messedsomething up y'allokay she's starving today i don't knowwhat happened i buy sheltonoh i gained a level oh that's greatlevel two okay soobviously we need to feed the heck outWatch at: 01:43:00 / 01:43:20of this doggie soshake out enough okayhere you go here you go eat it all goodjoboh still hungrystill hungry let's get some umoh boy she needs some energy huh let'sWatch at: 01:43:20 / 01:43:40see we need to tend to her she needs alittle nappyuh and minus energyclean cheese balls ears yeah we shouldprobably do thatokay oh ohah oh left earWatch at: 01:43:40 / 01:44:00hey i'm doing it okay woof that wascloseneeds a bath i know you could only dothree things soum i think i need to feed her againbecause[Music]i'll just do this oneWatch at: 01:44:00 / 01:44:20i did it eat there you go i hand feedeverything to my doggy there we go ohparched oh oh no parchedmy dog hates it when i try to clean hispaws oh boyweek three you guys who am i going tobed oh oh oh we haveWatch at: 01:44:20 / 01:44:40okay this is great okay okay okay ohthis is this is actually a really fungame okayum encounter with anders yescounter with robin sasha nomaribel astrid i'm kind of intriguedabout astrid you guysno felix go to hell possible timeWatch at: 01:44:40 / 01:45:00okay so i think i'm really good onmannersi don't think i'm gonna do that i'mgonna do encounters with everyone i'mgonna go with astrid firsti'm gonna go see her she got three starsoh wait no social street got three starsthe south shore promenade is more orless empty most of working peoplemost of the working people in rainbowWatch at: 01:45:00 / 01:45:20bay stuck to their officesuh-oh oh look at this she's singingsuper loud i cannot do that no no thiswoman is too outgoing for mei can't do it the dog daysare huhspotted astrid pulls her earbuds fromher no she's that kind of girl who'sWatch at: 01:45:20 / 01:45:40who wears not vermin's clothing umi mean i know she's going oh no no nohey heyhey poppy not usually a lot of peoplealong the promenade this time of day youhow long you've been standing there umi love that song i love that song youwere singingi love it when people sing really loudWatch at: 01:45:40 / 01:46:00in public for no reason you heard that ican usually sing better than that it'sjust hard to sing when you're runningyou were great besides you look like youwere having fun and that's worth a lotbig fart that's very nice of you to saymaybe we can do karaoke sometimeoh my god oh[Music]Watch at: 01:46:00 / 01:46:20okay okay okay oh felix sasha maribelokay no we gotta go with anders okay andi know the date takesthree so but we have to have andersoh my god he's gonna sing to me i spotandrew sitting at the bar nursing one ofthose tiny espresso cups of courseman what who drinks actual short blackWatch at: 01:46:20 / 01:46:40espressoscome on oh i'd recognize that barkinganywhere how are you this fine afternooncheese ballsanders look up to me as i pull a stooldid a big fartyou come here often oh i love thatopener he's so originali'm still new here i don't really goWatch at: 01:46:40 / 01:47:00anywhere often yet what about you ididn't think karaoke would be your jamuh they don't make braille karaoke nobut i have a few favorites i know byheartlike banjo va's lizard on a chairbut honestly i prefer coming here whenit's quiet i mean what do you thinkabout karaokeum uh it's fun for everyoneWatch at: 01:47:00 / 01:47:20who doesn't love karaoke doesn't matterhow well you sing it's all about havingshameless funthat's a nice way to look at it i likethat i've got stars around my eyeswhat are we feeding cheese balls um i'lltry that approach next time robin getsthe microphonerobin robin's awful uh andrew seems toappreciate my outlookWatch at: 01:47:20 / 01:47:40okay can i go to your house please ohoh my godguys should we like encounter people alittle bit morei feel like we can encounter threepeople now let's just doanother encounter with three people okayWatch at: 01:47:40 / 01:48:00and then we'll then we'll go on a dateyou guys i can't no i'm gonna encounterokay i've got her wearing a hard hat andshe seems to love it i guess that helpsthat's kind of a necessityyou know i don't think a hard hat wouldeffectively protect a pomeranian on aconstruction siteunless it was over entire body hiit's is this interrupting you guys iWatch at: 01:48:00 / 01:48:20just i saw you guys on the app and justsaythat would be so cute maribel loves it alittle hard hat running around withpomeranian feeti'm looking for someone to dress gravyup at a formal event though don'tsuppose you have any ideasum i think a princess tiara would bereally cutewell rainbow bay's most regal princesspupper deserves a crownbefitting her station no felix okayWatch at: 01:48:20 / 01:48:40we'll say no to felix we're just gonnadump felixyes she does yes she does i do stock arange ofdifferent size crowns the sizing isalways in lizard sizes thoughstupid oh do you have a lizard to a dogsize conversion chartin the pa in the post i'm afraidstupid well i guess we could just tryWatch at: 01:48:40 / 01:49:00different crowns until the right oneworks cue the makeover montage musici love her gravy's pretty small a lizardcrown is better than no crown i guessthat was an encounter oh we eliminatedthe datewe will do a date next time we promisefelix gets betterreally okay i'm not doing any pastaWatch at: 01:49:00 / 01:49:20i don't really i feel like sasha doesn'tgo my way but maybe you know what i'msayinglet's encounter robin i feel like wedidn't really getand she's in the arts district and she'sreally hotagain robin something wrong oh boogieWatch at: 01:49:20 / 01:49:40hey poopy i had to stop and grabsomething on the way to work i was onlyaway from my car for three minutes fivesmacksWatch at: 01:49:40 / 01:50:00and the stupid parking warden strung mefor stopping by a fire hydrant hey heyhey hey hey nono um well you know what if i do thatone we're definitely not getting laiduh we should go track him down and killhim maybe still around here we cancontest a ticket or that hey iappreciate your readiness to helpunfortunately i know i'm in the wronghereit just means i'll have to pick up someWatch at: 01:50:00 / 01:50:20more hours to cover the costi can hardly wait places to be i'll seeyou around though thanks forsympathizingwell at least she appreciate the offerohthere's apparently higher than 100 packcombos they won't disclose the highestamount thoughoh we can get there okayWatch at: 01:50:20 / 01:50:40um well we have one more felix or sashay'alli'm going felix because i feel like wecan make this workfelix all right well it seems like itwas just a false alarmthat's a relief yeah if motivating anyWatch at: 01:50:40 / 01:51:00chocolate it wasn't enough to do morethanwell you have a nose the diarrhea speaksfor itselfyeah i'm really sorry about thatcheeseball's licks poopyoh i wish i could say i wasn't used toit gee is that what that smell is it'sreally shittyi mean uh it smells gross is that yourdog it's really fineWatch at: 01:51:00 / 01:51:20oh hey poopy i won't be much longerthanks for your help jade i'll make surenot to leave chocolate out againthat's for the best sorry ruined yourmatcha cheesecake chocolate or matchacheesecake chocolateit's fine i don't really need it i did ineed it for my sorrowbecause i'm single oh matcha i'm more ofa fan ofum uh i'm a bigWatch at: 01:51:20 / 01:51:40fan of nutsyeah i like i hear you like when thenuts are toasty you get the nut oil coatyour mouthhow about you jay do you like nutsWatch at: 01:51:40 / 01:52:00she does really oh no oh nookay i bet it's a thousand okay oh whoawhat happened okay so level two boy soWatch at: 01:52:00 / 01:52:20we need to level i did not know we wereleveling you guysoh boy we need smarts and fitnesssmarts and fitness do we have a smartsand fitness combodo we have a smarts and smarts andfitness is bluewe do not have a smarts in fitnessWatch at: 01:52:20 / 01:52:40okay sosmarts and fitness umi want to get the smarts upokay great cheese balls convince a localsurfer to let her hang 10.that's nice cheese balls tried to weaveWatch at: 01:52:40 / 01:53:00between your legs while running butotherwise kept to pacecheese balls played dead was a littletoo convincing cheese balls went to townon her pupper chino i'm always therecheeseball didn't want to remove herjacket after the very first outfit ohwork in the runway level two yeah yeahyayokay so we need to satiate and hydratewe're gonna definitelyWatch at: 01:53:00 / 01:53:20doing that okay here we gosmall fry thank you so much for beinghere this is start the weekend off rightyou guysokay so hmm we're gonna hydrate youbecause i don't like the fact that youi don't like the way that you don't haveWatch at: 01:53:20 / 01:53:40that here you go bubbedrink drink drink oh that's good ohstanky stinkyokay we need some hygiene umhow's your mood blow dry cheapi'm gonna just ohi'm gonna hide oh i'm gonnaWatch at: 01:53:40 / 01:54:00why are you still dirty in the face areagive her the hoseall right week fourguys we have to finish playing this souh on sunday i'll be playing fall guysin this game okayi mean listen we have to complete somethings week four out of 15. we can doWatch at: 01:54:00 / 01:54:20thiswe have an hour another hour we'll gethalfway through okayfirst date with robin first date withastrid first date with felix where isno andersdate me andersoh hey poopy hemi wayne are just broughtit back from the office you should stopWatch at: 01:54:20 / 01:54:40by sometime i'll keep that in mindyeah actually why i have you i wasthinking of taking him away to dosomething special for his birthdayi don't suppose you have any ideas umsteak dinner because you are such a goodcook i know cheese balls will be happywith some fancy treatswhy not go one step further cook up asteak that's it he's in loveWatch at: 01:54:40 / 01:55:00he's in love lisa bonnet is in love ohmy god liam bonnet i love itthis is pretty fun is it on steam yes itis on steam umthat's it okay a rib eye medium rarewith peppercorn bearnaise and broccoliwe're in boys we got this wait can dogseat their namesthat's a good point i'll do a littleresearch but needless to say i'm excitedWatch at: 01:55:00 / 01:55:20to cook for my best boyi like how everyone calls their babiestheir best boys and girls you knowokay anders is a lot more excited than iexpectedall right okay great now we can do onemore encounter and a datei want to do a date with a lot of peopleokay another encounterWatch at: 01:55:20 / 01:55:40i'm gonna i'm gonna let sasha go i thinki'm gonna let robin go i don't know ifwe're really gettingi don't know astridlet's do a dategod damn it i want i want my baby i wantliam binay i want god okay let's do aWatch at: 01:55:40 / 01:56:00date with astrid and seelet's do a date with that robin isreally prettyall right date astrid date astrid let'sdo it i'm gonna go see her performseems like astrid seems like the typewho's one who's really usually busybut she did invite me to practice downthe skating rink i guess i'll see ifWatch at: 01:56:00 / 01:56:20that's in the cardshey astra what are you up to um heyastridwhat are you up to today uhi'm done oh how do you write this comeoni'm a super spreader so many dates iknow umhey esther what are you up this week iwonder if you were free to hang outWatch at: 01:56:20 / 01:56:40maybe show me your skating routine getdinneryeah just perform for me like dosomething for me like no i didn't meanthat it's fine umoh boy uh or not forward enough i knowokayguys i figured i was wrong with mycamera here is in front of the lenshere is not in front of the lens i'vecropped the i've cropped my cameraWatch at: 01:56:40 / 01:57:00to be off-center so that instinctivelyi'm going right in front of the lensbut i don't need to do that because ican'tanyway i'll figure it out okay i'll justset it and have to wait responseten minutes dragged on for days i guessdeath oh she repliedoh my god here she isWatch at: 01:57:00 / 01:57:20uh vocal warm-ups oh she said yes greaticebreaker skate rink looks kind ofominous once the sun sets she's gonnamurder me on thison the ice she's gonna go turn yourheart in on meteagleyou could probably cram a thousandpeople in here it doesn't exactly lookopen the lights and the reception areWatch at: 01:57:20 / 01:57:40out and there's nary a soul to be seenas i shuffle forward the sound of metalscraping through the iceproves that there it isn't completelyempty unless it's ghostsoh god okay i'm taking it off the braidbut it's not ghostsit's i'm on a date you guys astrid is inWatch at: 01:57:40 / 01:58:00the ring glide is leaning on theshe skates across her bow furrowed inconcentration i saw her bite her lipdetermination is folded i don't careshe's she doesn't stick the landing witha graceless thudastrid hits the ice her skate's slippingout from under her she catches theground arms pressed forward to keep herhead from hitting the iceawkward in that moment a slap a flash ofWatch at: 01:58:00 / 01:58:20white bolts out ofyour outer edge big fartbig fart bye marlea the braid was sopretty i knowi don't know why i did it here we go ilet cheese balls dragme over to leica whose front parts arepressed against the rink's barrierthe semi barely acknowledges cheeseWatch at: 01:58:20 / 01:58:40balls as she approaches her eyes fixedon astridastrid since pulled her up from the siton the chewed eye somehow not seeingto mind that her bare legs were touchingthe ice she's coldhi noob kids isabella welcomebye marlea i already said that she tiltsher eyes back pointed her just heaveswith a deep sighWatch at: 01:58:40 / 01:59:00cheeseball's eyes i'm staying silent sheshe's an athlete she knows astriddoesn't seem hurtbut the energy on the ice is cold i stepback and take a seat on the bleacherscontent to just wait until she wants totalkoh there's an unsteadiest innermovements now she climbs her feet andturns toward usWatch at: 01:59:00 / 01:59:20i guess she hasn't realized i was heredespite cheese balls excitementcrap her balance tipped slightly alarmbut she was able to slide toward thebarrier and catch herselfah look at her she can't even her innerear goes crazy when she sees me guysshe's cold as ice willing to sacrificeWatch at: 01:59:20 / 01:59:40ourdogs the love is low loveri don't know the worst of the words letme just go and showeroh my godall clean i'm clean upstairs and downfeeling bettermuch don't dig to hell come onWatch at: 01:59:40 / 02:00:00as astrid and like it returned someone'shappy to see youhey girl i said a hand to her and shesniffed it softly okay she likes uswho's a beautiful girl i think you'vemade someone jealous leicatries to push her head in my lap it'sokay with your boy like us all too happyto accept this as an invitation to playwhether that or not that was aWatch at: 02:00:00 / 02:00:20cheeseball's intentionshe thwaps cheese balls on the butt ohdoing a poop right now bye byecheeseballs rice scissors two of themare chasing each other they love eachotheroh my god cheeseballs is totally boredi only like the episode that felicia wasin what of whathappy birthday isabelle well theyWatch at: 02:00:20 / 02:00:40certainly certainly seem to get alonglika's tummy up with cheese balls hisface squished in the fur of her maneoh they love each other you guys i'mglad they like each otheri like you lika likes everyone she's aheart of gold and a trail of whiteokay seems like a small price to paydefinitelyWatch at: 02:00:40 / 02:01:00ready to go uh go where exactly you'llseei don't she is not my type i did thisfor you guysmy brother says stop molesting my earschair beth i'm sorry ioh two things surprise me it's the onlyset where anyone goes toit's a karaoke bar second of all mary ohno noWatch at: 02:01:00 / 02:01:20no nodamn it damn itoh my god the drama this is not what iwanted to happenoh bridge burnedhey astrid over hereWatch at: 02:01:20 / 02:01:40waving us over yep oh this is awful igot you both drinks already on mewait is this a three ways oh you wereexpecting usha cod of course atra didn't tell youshe'd bring you to karaoke tonighti couldn't have you pulling out that'llWatch at: 02:01:40 / 02:02:00be laterhey phrasing ohsorry anyway i hope you like gin atomicbecause that's what i orderedalso it's the cheapest thing on the menumeowastrid you know i only order top shelfstuff sure but for both of usof course i have no idea how you affordWatch at: 02:02:00 / 02:02:20this stuffi will throuple this okay never youworry your sweet little head about thatprincessyes maribel yes i chipped inoh look who's herefox true the nature of players behind mewith a short glass of green alcoholclutched in one hand and a mic in theother wowoh you're already here i got here firstWatch at: 02:02:20 / 02:02:40stupidyou all hang out together welcome torainbow bay's karaoke coven poopystop trying to make that name happen foxi think someone broke on this woke up onthe wrong hey hey heyhey hey no it's a triple axel i can'tland ityou're beating yourself over perhaps thesingle hardest moving and skatingyou make it seem so trivial i'm justWatch at: 02:02:40 / 02:03:00saying you shouldn't dwell we're nothere to mope we're here to sing stupidand drinki love her take me in your arms maribelher body oh maribel fox and i meet hereevery week for drinks and karaoke theowners know us pretty well by now so weget discountshope you warmed up your voice uh getWatch at: 02:03:00 / 02:03:20ready for someauro pleasure you better get seatedbecause i'm ready to drop somethroat explosions up herei mean yeah i'm just happy to say youget to be an honorary member of ourtroop tonight we usually do a song ortwo each and then sing one together youdon't have to join him for thatthough no i would love to do a groupthing with youWatch at: 02:03:20 / 02:03:40hey stop offering easy way out she needsto sing with us she wants to be one ofus stupidone of us one of us all right calm downyou two who's singing firstum we started without you fox justwrapped up a beautiful cover of lauradel eyesyoung and attractive what that's aterrible song for karaoke fox it's soslownot the way i sing it stupidWatch at: 02:03:40 / 02:04:00well i for one think you should go nextastrid i think another drink before iwhip out my cover of charcoal processionthese song names are crazy i just gothere thoughcome on show poopy what you got i guessi've got a number in mindoh after she skipped over thereWatch at: 02:04:00 / 02:04:20i will never date her again neverugh the view of the stage is perfectcheese balls curls up into a ball of myfeetfeel clearly dumb for the day as thebaseline starts asterisks begin to tapher foot her hips swinginghere she goes queen of theatrics stupidastrid sings the first force onlylooking over her shoulder between thelines moving her hips with a rhythmWatch at: 02:04:20 / 02:04:40oh no she's marching the aisles oh thisis so cringe you guyscringe this is this is the love ofrocket soup this is your haley play thisgame and please take astridshe's the only woman for you come onqueen of moons i didn't know youWatch at: 02:04:40 / 02:05:00streamed well welcome professor scam ido indeedshe's certainly above the karaokestandard so you and astrid huh nowe're just hanging out no but would youlike to do more than just hang out uhi'm not looking for anything seriousjust spending time with her i'm notreally considering anything long-term[Music]hey victor uh that could work i'm not soWatch at: 02:05:00 / 02:05:20sure stupidwhat do you mean oh you know astra's gota lot to focus onexactly i don't think she needsfrivolous distractions but heaven knowsshe needs to have more funall right poopy that's question numberone now tell us what's the wildest thingyou've donethat involves ferrets umWatch at: 02:05:20 / 02:05:40um that's an invitationsometimes i leave my front door unlockedon purpose just to feel the rushwhat well that's just dangerousoh no no oh my godi'm blowing it with maribel i'm blowingWatch at: 02:05:40 / 02:06:00it you guysoh god idiot do you have a head idiotsdo you have a habit of makingirresponsible choices hey i thought itmade me seemcool well that's definitely wild to behonest i'm not sure you're quite up tothe same standard as rainbow bay's ownnastiest girlmari oh relax fox astrid needs to bemore open about herWatch at: 02:06:00 / 02:06:20extracurriculars seriously maribeloh my god oh and she doesn't lookpleasedwould it kill you to mind your ownbusiness for once in your lifewhoa oh my god what is going onoh great me and my mouthWatch at: 02:06:20 / 02:06:40i'll i want to learn more about yourmouth should i go after herno but she should me esther doesn'treally react well in the hidden momentshe'll need time before she's ready tosee maribel againokay well i didn't even want to date herthe chat made meoh i guess i better go quickly if i wantto catch up i hope she hasn't gone toofarshe sits under her breath hopefully astrWatch at: 02:06:40 / 02:07:00is nowhere to be seen i guess my optionsare go back and face the terrible twoagain or take a guess and keep walkingif only she'd left a trip i findbreadcrumbs of a sorta few tufts of white fur on the sidewalkokay we got itthank you leica just date the cute dudewith the nose ring instead i knowWatch at: 02:07:00 / 02:07:20hey iceman come on manget in here on time i hear heavyfootsteps astrid is sprinting back andforthoh boy she is very determined and idon't likewatching people work out it just remindsme of me not working outastrid celtic quits and flops backwardsWatch at: 02:07:20 / 02:07:40blowing off steam getting some sand inyour undiesit helps me think what are you thinkingabout now honestly not a lothow about 10 minutes ago don't ask doesit matterastrid seems calm stars are brighttonighti glance up she's right she has a goodWatch at: 02:07:40 / 02:08:00eyesightwhoa that one right there i don't wantto look at the stars with heri want to look at the stars with liambonetthis game has so much drama that'sjupiterthat's not a star stupid no it'simportantjupiter symbolizes strength of expansionare you a sagittariusWatch at: 02:08:00 / 02:08:20no i'm a cancer right well duringsagittarius season jupiter gives usenergyit's all about open minuses adventureand traveloh i'm sorry i fell asleep with yourpseudoscience stupo silencei'm just saying it's a pretty coolplanet seems like it does a lot for usthis is the longest state i thought whatWatch at: 02:08:20 / 02:08:39about you what's your signi'm a scorpio son coolgemini moon virgo rising i won't getinto it my jupiter's in sagittariusi have a printout i can give you it's 45pages you'll need to really know all mymoon signs if you really want to get toknow mebo huggable says i'm enjoying the voiceacting you were kind of like a rapperbut dialogue in different voicesWatch at: 02:08:39 / 02:09:00thank you i appreciate that guys i'm arapperi didn't know there was more than onesign i really like to read about thiskind of stuff it'sreally interesting to me like it'sreally almost proved to be sciencethat's funny i didn't have you peggedfor an astrology that that's kind offunnyWatch at: 02:09:00 / 02:09:20i'm out of here yeah that's what maribelsaystoo she just loves to remind me what anenigma i amit's exhausting i'm sorry i didn'trealize it was a soft spotno i'm sorry astrid shovels back oh mygod shesmells like some kind of floral soapokay points for astridshe smells like floral sweat versusmaribel who's just sweatyWatch at: 02:09:20 / 02:09:39out of the corner of my eye i noticedcheeseball and leica starting to playagaini really wanted tonight to be fun thisprobably all seems really pettyshe really just got to me this timei get there we there were people backhome and pushed all my buttons all thetimedo you miss them not really not enoughWatch at: 02:09:39 / 02:10:00to distract me from being herethat's a nice way to put it a whis briskwindher nipples pop out of everywhere ithink that's our cue come on like uhshe pulls it she calls in a woman topick her up i think about doing the samethat wasn't really what i planned let memake it up to you sometimeyeah i'd like that call me we stand forWatch at: 02:10:00 / 02:10:20in silence for a few awkward momentssee you later never again byewhat a night are you as tired as i amcheese balls ughoh god boo i have a customer i had toturn this outall right let's work on our leveling weneed more fitnessWatch at: 02:10:20 / 02:10:39so let's do fitness i love awell-mannered dog so i'm gonna do thati'm gonna do thatdefinitely not smart enough we need moresmartssit and stay and hmmare we[Music]plus energy i do not need more edge sheWatch at: 02:10:39 / 02:11:00does not need more energyi just want more smartshere we go run all right so we do thiswe don't really need to look at thiswe just need to and then we need to tendto our oh no ohbobby poor little bubby feed feed feedi'm glad that i don't have to likeWatch at: 02:11:00 / 02:11:20explain how how i pay for all thisthere you go bubbles i'm so sorryoh no and you're sleepy uh oh we needsome energy huhwe need more food though i'm reallyworried about oh you are so stinky tooum[Music]i don't want to give you treats that'sWatch at: 02:11:20 / 02:11:39what i don't needoh boy um i think maybe we should dosome energyminus energy i need plus energy oh boyi'm not gonnaplus energy i'm gonna clean your earsWatch at: 02:11:39 / 02:12:00okay okay you really have to rub it upand down y'allum jim jemima that's why i'm doing umdaytimedaylight daytime stream next friday iwon't be doing a daytime stream buthopefully from now on unless i have ajob or somethingthis will be if i have a job i mightname it i mean obviouslyWatch at: 02:12:00 / 02:12:20i would have to rearrange my twitchscandal but i try to update the twitchappso if you go to my page and check checkschedule also there's a stream labsthing with a countdowni try to upload uh up update those as iknow my schedulealways check the discord because ialways announce immediately if i have achange in my schedulediscord gg felicia day i reallyappreciateWatch at: 02:12:20 / 02:12:39you guys supporting and just enjoyingbeing here i'm gladokay so i'm just going toi mean i feel like i need to feed heragainand we'll do this we'll give you a chewbone there you go there you gojoko thank you so much for the sub i'mnot gonna let go of it i'm not gonna letgo of itaha all rightWatch at: 02:12:39 / 02:13:00joko am i sit am i staying in the middlea little bit better you guysmy hair i did wash it but i didn't doanything to it so it's like reallyit's something where is my dateno i'm not gonna waste any time onanybody i uhWatch at: 02:13:00 / 02:13:20encounter where is my date ohokay let's encounter him and gave a datelet's have the date firstoh my god romaine empire go see aunt ohjumpjump guys jump cut joey thank you somuch for being herehi abundant brigade oh my godit's right i have hendra's card i wonderWatch at: 02:13:20 / 02:13:39if he wants to get a bite we could getburgersi'm not doing anything with anybody butanders if i can help iti mean i'm going all anders i know thatif you divide your forces you don't endup with anybodywhat's up i'm about do you have anyplans tonight with any luck i'm about towhat did you have in mind he's sosexy oh my godWatch at: 02:13:39 / 02:14:00um what's full of meat and perfectlyencased intopert tasty buns my labiai'm listening burgersjoey couture why are you joey why areyou jump cut joey nowWatch at: 02:14:00 / 02:14:20i can get his seats at romaine empire ofcourse he's not gonna go to mickey d'sall righti'm sure you'll love the food it's angussirloin handmade cheeseoh no oh i gotta move my camera do ilook like andershey hey how you like my bodyhow do you like my body uh okay we gottaWatch at: 02:14:20 / 02:14:39move my camera a little bitwe gotta move my camera over so you cansee ander's facethis is probably okay you know whatbottom left we're gonna go bottom leftbottom right oh no oh nookay no don't it's brilliant don't blowitWatch at: 02:14:39 / 02:15:00he's so cute though all right you'll seeoh my god i'm so excited right over hisjunkokay i have no idea what andrews expectsme to eat but this is not achild-friendly stream i'm sorry ohromaine empire way to make a restaurantsound simultaneously healthy andthreateningly imperialisticWatch at: 02:15:00 / 02:15:20oh god i can't put my i need to put mycamera back up here because it actuallywas the best place for itokay no what is going on here guysokay this just move i have aokay move here we goWatch at: 02:15:20 / 02:15:39i'm sorry i have to move my camera backyou guysall right i wonder if they invade andconquer other restaurants or capturechefs to battle each other to deathi changed my twitch name for rebrandinga number of reasons led to it i wantto be more related to my video editingoh okay well you are a wonderful editorif you need an editor jody couture i'mreally hoping they don't serve saladsWatch at: 02:15:39 / 02:16:00the restaurant itself is on the edge ofsouth shore in the arts district farenough from the bars of south shore toescape the nightlife without losing toomuch visibilityin the local offices as i step in frontof the street in from the street gentlejazz music tickles my ears and a smallbelljingles above the door where i feelbefore i even the chance to take theplacein a waitress dressed in smartwaistcoats greasyWatch at: 02:16:00 / 02:16:20just as the waitress comes upmy dog farts good donkey good eveningevening will you be alone tonight ohhype trainmr lebowski thank you so much wow verynice of youthank you uh no i'm meeting someoneandersthe waitress's face lights up withrecognition oh everyone's dated himWatch at: 02:16:20 / 02:16:40it's your turn in the barrel oh youheard mr hamilton's guest please followme your dog toomr hamilton cheeseball and i follow thewaitress toward the back of therestaurantoh no no no don't dig a hole in therestaurant noas we near the kitchen i finally seeanders he doesn't sit downhe sits at a large table with hemingwayrescuing by the side of his chair and aWatch at: 02:16:40 / 02:17:00glass of wine in his handthe table itself is situated right bythe kitchen its sizeit's only set for two your guest hasarrived mr hamiltonpoopy i'm so glad you make it jump jumpjoey couture i'll just call you joey nowthank you so much for the subs and allthatthank you very much oh my god puppy i'mWatch at: 02:17:00 / 02:17:20so glad you can make ithe takes st he stands up and takes threeoh hey heyhe smiles softly and places one hand onmy upper arm it'sso warm do i feel the callus this placeisfancy damn anders this place is fancyguys get it together poopy god damn itWatch at: 02:17:20 / 02:17:40somehow act cool act cool man act cooli told you i like it i might i feel likei might be a little underdressedjoey and corey's night thank you so muchyou guys are wonderful thank you so muchfor the supportoh really i couldn't tell oh really waitWatch at: 02:17:40 / 02:18:00rightyou're wearing a fragrance at leastaren't you i like it oh it's just acheap one but thanksget some self get your [ __ ] togetherpoopygod he doesn't know i needed to stop atthe supermarket on the way here and rubthree different magazine samples on mybodyman i think i'm not classy enough forthis guy you alli'm not classy enough don't ruin thisWatch at: 02:18:00 / 02:18:20for me poopyugh our seats face into the kitchen giveme a clear view of the chef's heart atworki see a wise and women woman carefullyplaying a dishdo you know what you care to drinktonight i recommend a wine pairingoh he's a he is a fancy boy how am iWatch at: 02:18:20 / 02:18:40gonna keep up with the fancy play ican't evenoh boy um i'll just go with that thenoh i'm totally dating above my weightclassif you knew what i really looked like idon't think this would be happeninglike i'm literally wearing anex-boyfriend's shirti can't even see the menu the waitressnods and leaves anders in me toourselves and that and the dogWatch at: 02:18:40 / 02:19:00this is the chef's table so throughoutthe night the chef will grace us withgish's dishes of her choosing and we maybe so lucky to hear a bit about the foodfrom the chef herselfdude i suggested getting burgersoh joey couture thank you so muchjoey joey you are insaneyou don't need to do that i appreciateWatch at: 02:19:00 / 02:19:20you i appreciate you being part of thecommunitycongratulations on rebranding yourselffancy boys i wanted a burger manoh are there burgersdo you think the chef has any goodburger stories well i mean i think thisshows tend to be a little more abstractthan just being about burgersWatch at: 02:19:20 / 02:19:40dude i can't answer the right questionherehe is everything i can't guysoh god uh maybe she'll tell a good storyin front of a burgerguys i can't do this my character is notallowing me to role playso that fancy boy will like me he's tooWatch at: 02:19:40 / 02:20:00muchi'm not sure i'd ever seen a burgerleave that kitchen well anderslet me i can't show you the textmessages but i can play them for you andclearly i saidsomething sexually suggestive in theform of getting a burgerugh well there's a first time foreverythingWatch at: 02:20:00 / 02:20:20after a short moment the waitressreturns with a near-empty glass ofalmost clear liquid and up two plates ofwell to start tonight we have a medleyof herb gels with nasturtium leaf and agreen tomato sorbetour wine pairing is a local dry rieslingwith a bright citrus bouquet and notesof mild spiceoh thank you joey i really appreciate itenjoy your meal joey my goodnessWatch at: 02:20:20 / 02:20:40thank you so much you are wonderful andthe community isamazing and i'm so grateful after a lullof a couple of years that we're able tokind ofreform in a new direction smaller butmore strongerit's wonderful okay guysi can't get this guy in my pant like iWatch at: 02:20:40 / 02:21:00don'ti personally would tell him don't datemei have no idea what this is shut up howdo i even start to eat this oh my godyou're so unculturedyou're already overthinking it eat ithowever you like everything on the plateis edibleeven the leaf of course it's nasturtiumWatch at: 02:21:00 / 02:21:20it should be crisp and slightly pepperyidiotoh boy all right okay it's pretty niceokay now try the nasturtium with somesorbet in one of the herb gelsokay you need to let him pretty womanyou exactlyi need a pretty i need to be prettywomanWatch at: 02:21:20 / 02:21:40norton wake up this guy this guy makesus feel bad about usit is a is that a good sound oh i'mgetting a lot ofgetting a lot of uh texts guyshmmall right whatever haha it's a goodsound it tastes like springWatch at: 02:21:40 / 02:22:00i'll take that as a yes it takes me onlya few minutes to clear my plate of a fewdollops of gel and sorbeti finish it off with a swig of wineenough to drain the most listen you sipwinemy god i hate myself right now i'm afoodie and i'm angry at myselfto my side anders pokes around the knifeheWatch at: 02:22:00 / 02:22:20occasionally brings it to his mouth totaste each element there's a tendernessto the way it moves as ifeach microscopic movement is done withfull consideration make love to memake love to meokay remove timed out louise how did youget timed out i thought you were a voicevoice actor here oh my god i catchWatch at: 02:22:20 / 02:22:40myself staring at the little corners ofthis mouse curl around the tip of theknifei can feel you staring i'm sorry youseem like you're enjoying yourself ijust love watching youwatch just watching youum i always do you should try your wineif you haven't alreadyWatch at: 02:22:40 / 02:23:00uh sure i did i doubted him one gulpdrank it all in one gulp huh i heardthat it went squish in your voice as youdid itmaybe next course i'll show you how totaste wineif you like you mean besides drinking itprecisely i'm going to pretty woman thehell out of youall right um anders finished his plateWatch at: 02:23:00 / 02:23:20and before long the waitress returnswith an assistant to clear out ourdishes as he places more in front of usand now for our second course we have ascalloped ceviche with pickledwatermelon brines golden beet root andgordon golden'sgarden sorrel with this we have a usefulsauvignon blancsourced from the vineyard was 15kilometers south of rainbow bayexhibiting a natural flinty mineralityWatch at: 02:23:20 / 02:23:40in our aroma of fresh blossomsi miss going to restaurants you guysi miss it so bad okay you definitelymade some of those words upstop being so uncultured you dummydon't know did i have a pooth i forgot iforgot to pick up a poopshall i show you how to taste wine thenyou just put your lips around itWatch at: 02:23:40 / 02:24:00and swallow all right i don't expectmuchi'm sure you're capable of much morethan you give yourself credit pleasestop being so uncoos thank you guys forthe amazing hype traincould you invite shannon woodward tosome of your guild dnd night umapplejacks i don't know what we're goingto do at d d again i want tofind a one-shot d d person i thinkWatch at: 02:24:00 / 02:24:20rather than have guests i think we'lltry a bunch you know we i'm going to tryto do that d d thingwhere i get a um i get a newuh dm in each morning so just gettingwhite girl wasted on cheese balls isback in one house it's truei should not be here now pick up theglass for the stem and swirl it gentlyWatch at: 02:24:20 / 02:24:40that swirling puts more wine on the wallof the glass and helps it evaporateso you smell more of the finer notes ijust burpednext bring it to your nose and inhalegently your nose should be more or lessinside the glassall right this feels i know he's out ofmy wayleague don't worry i'm not watching veryfunnyWatch at: 02:24:40 / 02:25:00what do you smell well there'sdefinitely sort of a grapey aromawell yes what else umno i will not answer that some dead asswinesort of like the ground after it rainsoh you're right though that's common fora sauvignon blanci'm getting notes of cut grass and limeWatch at: 02:25:00 / 02:25:20as well it's quiteherbaceous okay now take a sizable sipand swirl thewine around your mouth you might want tofeel it in every creviceah oh my crevicesswallow when you're ready but i want tohear it do it right next to my earthink about what you taste you mightfeel acidity along the sides of yourWatch at: 02:25:20 / 02:25:40tongueyou'll probably notice some new aromasas well what do you thinkum it's a bit acidic but not too muchding ding dingand i think i taste green pepper andlemon oh wowoh boyum hmmWatch at: 02:25:40 / 02:26:00um i have blocked her to do so oh andonly shan's can raidi tried to raid uh shannon andshe is only subscriber i don't think youcan rate heri don't know i don't think you can blockuh i'm not blocked for raids i havea lot of them wine makers around theseparts don't usually oak their savioblanc but i can teach you about oakingWatch at: 02:26:00 / 02:26:20two when you get a red winei'm actually learning things about wineyou guyssure why not it's and i love the oakytaste thatcould maybe cover up the poo that's onthe floor next to our tablethroughout the seven course digitizationandrews explains various wine notes andorigins with the waitress and chef bothchiming in after an intricate dessertWatch at: 02:26:20 / 02:26:40constructed of molded grapefruit mousseand ruby chocolateandrews quietly pays the billguys i i j i want himi felicia day one anders poopy is out ofher leagueadam akala um thank you for the subthank you for the gift subs thank youWatch at: 02:26:40 / 02:27:00before we say good night would it be allright if i walked you homeyes i like thati'm not really sure i'm ready for thenight to be over just said yesi don't even need i just i don't needanyone else but thisbecause of the romain let's not dwell onit we step toward the night sticking tothe main streetsWatch at: 02:27:00 / 02:27:20you don't live around here do you no ihave an apartment by the beach it's finei catch ana a wilbur later thanksoh my god is john cleese herei love you john cleese i took a photowith you at detroit motor con and icried afterwardsWatch at: 02:27:20 / 02:27:40it's a little bit chilly would you likemy scarf ibefore i can really respond anders hasremoved his scarf and offers it to meguys guys adam calla thank you so muchguys gmt bye rona nomium we're we're done at four three i meanwe're only streaming for 20 more minutesanywaythe storm had the power out what didWatch at: 02:27:40 / 02:28:00your name your dog umcheese balls here stand still he placesthe scarf around my shouldersi will always love you love is in theairlove is isn't it love is in the airit suit you smart ass not falling forthose anymore i am so not classy for himWatch at: 02:28:00 / 02:28:20jesus i mean my roots are crazyit's happening guys there shouldn't beany blocks on raiding hope to see stanin here yeah there's no blocks on ratingi tried to raid shannonbut she has subscriber only chat and iguess i couldn't rate herbut um death warmed over said i metfelicia motor city but she didn't cryWatch at: 02:28:20 / 02:28:40no actually i wanted to ask how much canyou see i could see enough that i knowi'm very attractedto you oh my goduh so does that mean that i can do muchthe same things as anyone elsecertain things i can do better than mostin facti'm blushing you guys guys guysWatch at: 02:28:40 / 02:29:00guys guysi've or so i've been told whatlike whatwhy don't i show you yesanders is immediately next to me now westop below a street light and hiscalloused fingertips find the curve ofWatch at: 02:29:00 / 02:29:20my jawwhy are they calloused what does he dowith themis that how he opens bones he tilts myhead toward himgently he takes one more step closingthe distance between us his lips partjust an inch from mine and his breath iswarm and heavyhe has a taste as if asking permissionwordlessly i pushed forward pressing myWatch at: 02:29:20 / 02:29:40lips against his he takes the hintpretty quickly and before long hisfingers are curled in my hairon the back of my neck while minefollows the smell of his backmy eyes are closed but i can feel himsmiling into the kiss yeshe's using you for your feet he can lickeyebrowsis something funny he chuckles softly heburies his face against my cheek beforeWatch at: 02:29:40 / 02:30:00twisting his voice to mimic my ownhe's definitely sort of a grapey aromayou said no judging i don't like himwe're not getting along braid that hairno judging you tastes like wine is all ilike wine i sip it slowly and swirl itaround the rimoh right we should probably get you homeWatch at: 02:30:00 / 02:30:20nono as this is my apartmentyes here to join me i'm a first datekind of girlyou know inviting me a proper gentlemanto spend the night on a first date areyouWatch at: 02:30:20 / 02:30:40anders words are pointed but his lipscurl upward in his slave musicality inhis tone says this he's far fromoffendedpants off check and see if you have bothyour kidneys left afterwards yes i willoh shush come and show me how j just andgentleman you can bealso your dog can hunt minebounce you go well well i found chickenWatch at: 02:30:40 / 02:31:00well wellbrown chicken wowyeah he's gonna dump us very quicklywhatwe don't get a wow guys we gotthis this is perfect timing smoothiethis is the game you getyou get some okay with dogsWatch at: 02:31:00 / 02:31:20all right well i need some sociabilityso i'm gonna gocould i do sociability and fitness yes icancould i dosmarts let's do some smarts andtrust smarts and social abilityand then it doesn't really matter doesWatch at: 02:31:20 / 02:31:40itlet's go hi smoothie uh okay this hasbeen the funnest stream in a long longtime very funny streams thanks shadrachall right all right we do this and thenwe need tooh boy we need sweepy somebody's asweepyhow do i okay so we need to deal withWatch at: 02:31:40 / 02:32:00the sleepiness right nowum i'm going to clean your earsclean your ears i'm going to clean yourearsthere you go joe bub and then i'm goingto feed youfifi with some wet food we got to getthat hydration shake shake shake shakeshake shake shake shake shake shakeand then we're gonna feed it to youremember this has been a fantasticWatch at: 02:32:00 / 02:32:20stream i knowyou guys next stream will be sundaynight and we're definitely gonna raidsomebody nowthis is since i don't normally rate inthe daytime we i'm gonna check to see ifany of my friends are onlineto raid and if not we'll pick somebodyplaying this gameum what else do we need here little weknow what i'm gonna hosh you off i'mgonna hose you offWatch at: 02:32:20 / 02:32:40i'm gonna hold you off[Music]um let's seeum i'm going to he probably hasconsidereddead free and three ex-wives he does yougothe 100 has three ex-wives it's okaywhoa look at this a big eventWatch at: 02:32:40 / 02:33:00guys this stream is perfect length forus to really experience what's going onfive weeks already did a big fart ishould probably get serious aboutunpacking right i meanandrew's made love in this rat hat ratheap boyi'm sorry andrews can do better than mehe really canWatch at: 02:33:00 / 02:33:20i'm gonna take that as a yes um i'm notsure how to interpret your fart therebuddy but never mind i met so manypeople lately i'm gonna call themfriends plus there'll be a lot of littlepuppy pals for you too rightokay let's get unpacked and they haveeverybody around like my first properadult party dinnerexcept i can't cook so if you do a datei guess that ends your day so i have todo the encounters beforeWatch at: 02:33:20 / 02:33:40i do the bag westward dreamer isum watching with a dog on laptonktonkers is here and love the streami'm so glad you're here please make sureto follow if you're not following youguysum that way you'll know when i'm onlinewell by cheese balls iunpacked while cheese balls got nervousyeah about me moving boxes aroundand by most of the week i mean i wouldWatch at: 02:33:40 / 02:34:00unpack one box and then spend the restday napping and watching vinecompilationsfine i am a mess oh this looks prettygood thoughjust in time for everyone to startshowing up i'm sorry anders had to makelove to me on a boxspeak of the devil my dogs are both herebut they aren't watching lime pie getWatch at: 02:34:00 / 02:34:20your dogs in order what did you call mestupidoh fox you're the first one herecertainly looks like that is that aproblem stupidno of course not do you think the othersare far off scared of being alone withme stupidno maybe i am a littleknock knock quincy quincy you just can'tWatch at: 02:34:20 / 02:34:40say noquestion you can't just say knock knockand walk in we're straight here from thevetwe smell like tape arms but the door wasopen beside you followed me in here i'mjust a jovial guy with a beautifulaudrey hepburn top knotwell the door was open hi quincy i'd ido thati'd leave my door open hi dency hi drWatch at: 02:34:40 / 02:35:00kim seriously jade is fineyeah she is quincy quincyjust because we're not at work doesn'tmean you need to not you could beinappropriate with mehaha calling you jay just seems likecalling my mother by her first nameyou're my age aren't you oh no i'm notyour mother if you if i if youif i was your mother you would have yourWatch at: 02:35:00 / 02:35:20[ __ ] togetheroh mummy jade no i hope this doesn't cutback to haunt me next timequincy and jade move into the kitchen toget you to chat with my fox retreatsthe first of the living room hey you goteverything unpacked nice jigsi was gonna get you a gift but certainsomebody fell asleep under a pile ofclothes and i lost most of the datelooking for him cause i am stupidWatch at: 02:35:20 / 02:35:40arf aren't you just the best littlemarshmallow you're a little by littleguyi mean sasha is adorable he reminds meof ostrich and i think ostrich is thecutestoh you just let she oh noi just let my dog chew on sasha umsorry oh boyWatch at: 02:35:40 / 02:36:00beep beep oh boy wow she is a problemtodaycheese balls poop is no more hey sashathis is really awkwardbecause i don't really want you here gothim will you ever not be jumpy jumpysashait's only when i'm not expecting it i'mfine during movies reallybut the whole point of jump scares isthat you're not supposed to expect themWatch at: 02:36:00 / 02:36:20boo ah stop i could have droppedmarshmallow he's only here with onesingle strip of velcro on my armum thanks for inviting us over pippi youhaven't called me since that datei smell spermyeah i can't wait to check out yourplace i'm still into you maribelthanks for the awakening we were tryingWatch at: 02:36:20 / 02:36:40to decide what it would take to uh wouldlook like on the way over maribelthought you'd have one of those 70sstyle conversation pitsyeah that's me unemployed melanie onemillennial with a conversation piti hoped i hoped you'd have one the placeis so cute i love what you've done withthe fairy tales got to stop meeting likethisthe covenant is together at last oh foxyou're hereWatch at: 02:36:40 / 02:37:00i suppose i should go in and join themor you could stay here with a door likeas cool kidsno please astrid move away i need whatwe did to look together to begone seems like pretty good company ifyou ask mei always show my midriff oh hello oh boyoh jake stop it all right sasha let'sWatch at: 02:37:00 / 02:37:20dropa slot blocking the door and let ourhouse greet the guests i'm pretty sureit's leica who's doing all the blockingmove it astrid hurries sasha furtherinto the room as felix stepped to thedoori got you a housewarming giftfelix pushes for a a plain brown boxyou don't have to open it now but i'mWatch at: 02:37:20 / 02:37:40gonnai open the box and inside is a smallbuilding it's the librarywow you shrunk the library no it's justa miniature you know i make miniatures ipaint miniatures it's cool we sell themat the library but nobody ever buys themi think it's meant to be a paperweightit was free i just took it on the wayout i didn't go out of my way at allthanks i'll be sure to use it to layWatch at: 02:37:40 / 02:38:00some paper downcool i'm so cool and my jeans are sotightand you can see that i have no pectoralswhatsoever anyway byeyou have anything to drink there's somefun juice in the kitchen you canum let's see you know punch with a rumpunch punchoh i don't really drink not good for theWatch at: 02:38:00 / 02:38:20physique you know fariana thank you somuch for the subi'm sorry i didn't know what's yourpoison then uh kombuchagod i hate this guy kazoo knightdon't poopy you're disappointing methere's some diet soda in the fridgethat'll dothat'll do okay it's five dogs and fiveseven people and five dogs already hereWatch at: 02:38:20 / 02:38:40the apartment's ceilings feel quite fulloh no wait what are you doing hereoh fancy way to arrive at the same timeoh no i'm robbing sloppy secondsoh nooh no dramaWatch at: 02:38:40 / 02:39:00dramawell clearly it's fate how amusinghilariousi could hear the way you looking at meoh be quietum you two know each other it's a longstoryWatch at: 02:39:00 / 02:39:20robin is an old acquaintanceacquaintance i'll just come inside ofputting my foot any further down mythroatanders slinks off to the kitchen withoutanother wordoh no sorry about thatuh should i ask ah it's definitely agood idea to read the label before youopen a can of wormsthanks for inviting missile and i aroundWatch at: 02:39:20 / 02:39:40i think she's pretty excited to playi'll try not to yell at any more peoplegod robini'm sure you have your reasons welli was a trucker before he he elizadoolittled me and then he dropped me assoon as i had any panache that's what hedoes to all peopleand by the way you haven't changed yourWatch at: 02:39:40 / 02:40:00shirt in four weeksclassic anders there's not a lot of roombut the dogs are making the most of thespacethe dogs are all settled in as are theguests as i i guess i should stopspending time with my guestsstart spending time that would be politenormal saying umtalk to maribel jaden felix hmmastrid and robin when oh godWatch at: 02:40:00 / 02:40:20i'm gonna try to get a little of the dlherei could definitely do next weekends butstarting to get down to the wire ireally need to be training morehow's the training going anyway landthat triple axel not yet my knee isstillkilling me well maybe it needs anotherWatch at: 02:40:20 / 02:40:40opinion i think you should swing by andi could get you mates right without ourmates rate with our physiotherapist iguessi don't trust you oh hey poopy how areyou about to enjoy the partyhonestly it's really nice to have anexcuse to take the night offseriously i never have time to socializeanymore how does anyone have the time tomaintain a career exercise healthy dietWatch at: 02:40:40 / 02:41:00sleep schedule social life family andstill have hobbiesi mean no one well spite is a really propowerful motivator or maybe we just needto scale back our expectations onourself you know like just be mediocre ithat's my way that's a lot easier saidthan doneguys we're gonna end the stream afterthis uh this event thanks capitalismWatch at: 02:41:00 / 02:41:20as i move around the room flittingbetween groups a thought warms its wayinto my brainwhere's fox i scanned the room she wasnot here long ago buthe wasn't engaging eventually i land onher in the backgroundshe's eyeing my collection of noveltybugs i make my way overyou're quite well traveled stupid whatWatch at: 02:41:20 / 02:41:40the mug stupid oh yeah yeah i've beenall over the placefox narrows her eyes she turns on herheels and addresses the roomlet's play truth or dare stupids oh yeahi think i'm too old for this i'm 450.i'm a vampire i will eat one of you bythe end of the daynot in a good way no way if i'm playingthen so are youWatch at: 02:41:40 / 02:42:00casanova game onoh really astrid don't you dare finei'll turn my torment to felix insteadwait wha this is gonna be so goodalmost everyone got agrees to play allawful eyes have fallen on jadeabsolutelynot i'll see you at cheeseball's nextWatch at: 02:42:00 / 02:42:20checkup she sees her health route outshe's a murderer challenges bad soccerat the roomshe uh oh she stares me dead in the eyesoh notruth or dare poopyoh no she's gonna ask us she's gonna askus about travelingokay dare we're gonna do dare dareWatch at: 02:42:20 / 02:42:40i dare you to answer the questiontruthfully [ __ ]that's cheating we never said any rulesbet stupid she's not wrongtell the truth tell the truth i i can'ti can't detect social current i can'tdetect social currentall right fine why did you move toWatch at: 02:42:40 / 02:43:00rainbow baywhat do you mean i needed a fresh startto sit more detailsuh go on poopy nobody's gonna judge welli guess everything just fell into placeyou all probably know that i worked inmarketing at obelisk in new york cityit was good at my job but notnecessarily a good thing when you'regood at your job everyone lies on youthey're just more expectations and at aplace like obelisk that means way moreWatch at: 02:43:00 / 02:43:20work without support so eventually igave up and i quit my job and moved herethat's iti'm totally fine with my personal lifebut why rainbow baystupid fine okay there's more my lastpartner i've been together since highschool they can remain namelessafter i quit my job the plan was livewith them until i got my freelancephotography set up but thenthey got a job offer they couldn't turndown i guess we broke up i saw them offWatch at: 02:43:20 / 02:43:40at the airport and thena summer rainstorm swept in my bus backfrom the airport broke down and justfound myself in a park in the middle ofthe hot storm crying on a benchalso my ex had brought me chocolates tocarry me out but they were in my pocketit was really hot that day so i'msitting in the park tears down my facemelted chalkschocolates seeping through my pocketswith jesus so closing hair soakedthrough no way to get home and that'swhen i saw himWatch at: 02:43:40 / 02:44:00who the dog wizardwhat well he was probably just a regularstray or something he came and sat nextto me until the rain stopswhen i tried to take him home he juststarted running i tried to follow him itwas too fastwhen i gave up searching i realized iwas outside a travel agency and a hugeposter for rainbow baythey said it was the best town for doglovers so i decided then and there iWatch at: 02:44:00 / 02:44:20would make a change and move to rainbowbayand that's the premise of this pilot forthe cwoh i love dogs i love dogswhat did you think i was a convict orsomethingno ex-cons are people too stupid i'm notgoing to ask what you were expectingprobably for the best stupid ohthat's quite a story though sounds likeWatch at: 02:44:20 / 02:44:40you had a rough time i'm glad you let itlead you here rasays robin robin you don't like my loverbut ii like you okay yeah i hope you couldmake rainbow bay a better home than newyonk washere's something else free here's somehere's some free ketchup packets i gotat therestaurant the other day and i hopecheese bowls is helping you settle itlet me know if you need help findingWatch at: 02:44:40 / 02:45:00photography gigs or touching a bicep i'mstill into youi might be able to lend a hand too youknow wherei'm sorry i'm just laughing at thechocolate it really did look like ipooped the front of my pantsi'm so sorry that's horrible i can'tstop laughing good nightwell then if it was possible to wintruth or dare i'd say you just won itstupidWatch at: 02:45:00 / 02:45:20but it's not possible so moving on thegame continues with anders and robbinsconsistently dodging questions abouteach otherwhile sasha and maribel and quincy provethemselves to be truly fearlessyay sasha pushes one final marshmallowinto his mouth his cheeks stretchedimpossibly wide this is what millennialsdo for funbudgie is it what is it called budgieWatch at: 02:45:20 / 02:45:40shrunk free muffinwhat shrubby one free chubby bunnyi don't think that's clear enough what'sa trumpy bumpythat's it it's impressive this is anight to remember no drugsno touching just mushroom stuff mushmarshmallow stuffing and lamenessfox is the best i know i love it umtruth all right where's the weirdestWatch at: 02:45:40 / 02:46:00place you've done itfelix felix we could see youfelix i'm physically touching right nowwow your biceps are really hardarf felix you can't just fade in theback room you're over six feet tall andbuilt like a firehouseoh hi maribel how's it going get nakedwell that's less impressive isn'tWatch at: 02:46:00 / 02:46:20marshmallow one of the dogsoh yeah that's his dog all right i wantto know why whopping book up with youandersuh i must probably a better question forrobin to answerno way it's your turn to explain whathappened oh a dishis there a third option in this game cani drink for silence uhthis is gonna be awkwardWatch at: 02:46:20 / 02:46:40truth or dare astrid wait what he didn'tohdare of course i wasn't expecting that ihave one i'm gonna start playing pony iwant you to take offno truth i choose truth spoil spurtoh my god we laugh until the earth wedidn't we didn't he refuseduh seems like we're gonna do fine heredamn itWatch at: 02:46:40 / 02:47:00they gotta tell i want that t okay howdo ishould i how do i okay savesave and load save oh my god i haven'tsaved the whole time you guys[Music]okay oh my god okay thank god i didn'tjust back out that would have beenhorribleWatch at: 02:47:00 / 02:47:20okay i'm gonna do another save just tobe okayand now exit to the main menu okay greatyou guyswell thank you thanks for being herelet's find someone to ray this has beena super fun afternoon i like afternoonum all right let's see if i have anyfriends who are onlineum no nobody who needs umWatch at: 02:47:20 / 02:47:40let's see i just want to do best friendslet's you know this is the first timefor this game so let's find somethingum oh defined by kai looks goodlet's do defined by kai is she stillstreaming thoughWatch at: 02:47:40 / 02:48:00strap in folks this game's for all themarvel okay i don't want to hearyour appetite okay let's do thank youguys soa saturday night sunday night i'll beplaying more of this and uh fall guysi'llstart with fall guysokay let's do umWatch at: 02:48:00 / 02:48:20let's see if she's going to playhopefully she's going to play is shegoing to playtwo of their black creatures because ijust need to tell them thank you becausethey're a big reasoni just wanted to support um blackcreators toosigned by her it's one of the add-ons ohthis is await she's not online let's do somebodyelse let's do somebody elseshe is not she is not live wait it saysWatch at: 02:48:20 / 02:48:40she's livethis is weird all right i look like i'mwearing blushoh my goodness defined by kai orwhatever we gotta do to get you thatstuffum yeah i think that's about it oh yeahit's raining outside my house if mywi-fi goes out it's rainingit's gonna be very unfortunate my wifeWatch at: 02:48:40 / 02:49:00has been acting up really she's yeahthank you freddie kiwioh my god okay great uh you guys awesomethank you so much for supporting i willsee you sunday night around 7 30.the next streams will be possibly mondaytuesday wednesday and friday so it'll bea very bigthing so here we go see you later

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  1. Do you plan to upload the Women R episodes on your channel?
    I really wanted to link them to some people just some of them don't understand twitch vods haha. First episode was amazing BTW!

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