Trover Saves the Universe – Full Game Walkthrough [HD 1080P]

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Watch at: 00:00 / 00:00:20you[Music]all right don't tell your parentsWatch at: 00:20 / 00:40there they areoh I'll be taking these stupid we nowWatch at: 00:40 / 01:00Watch at: 01:00 / 01:20return to as the chair turns why won'tyou ever rotate your chair Samantha allI ever asked of you is that you rotateyour chairI don't like rotating my chair I wantWatch at: 01:20 / 01:40this marriage to work you'll rotate yourchair goddamn it just use the rightthumbstick - and rotate your chairSamantha I know how to rotate ReginaldI'm not an idiotI know all I have to do is move theright thumbstick to the right or left torotate my chair I still refusewell you never interact with objects bylooking at them and pressing are to likeWatch at: 01:40 / 02:00the things on the ground or the thingson on the deskReginald why won't you look at thethings on your desk or on the ground andinteract with them by pressing R - hmmjust forget it Samantha we don't havetime for this right now the big staringcontest is tonight we need to practiceif we expect to win yes you're right forWatch at: 02:00 / 02:20onceReginald yes okay staring contest no onetalks first person to blink losesstarting right now are we starting justokay 1 2 3 2 1 starting outWatch at: 02:20 / 02:40Watch at: 02:40 / 03:00[Music]Watch at: 03:00 / 03:20hey hey open up come out here get outhereopen up oh yeah this is definitely theright place you're the one okay listenWatch at: 03:20 / 03:40to me we don't have time to get into itright now but you're coming with me weinterrupt this program for an importantbreaking news a giant big monster youheard that right I'm what the [ __ ] agiant beak monster has destroyed theScience Center Dam to half the citystolen science equipment microscopesbecause I'm talking about flames thingsare really crazy right nowWatch at: 03:40 / 04:00shit's all [ __ ] up and this goddamnbig monster has dogs that are pluggedinto his eyes and they are powering himup above any power level I've ever seenany scared people my grandmother'safraid all right back to your regularsketch Pro really your dogs you have noidea how [ __ ] things are because of yourtwo stupid dogs this is a power babyWatch at: 04:00 / 04:20you're gonna be seeing a lot of thesethroughout the whole game I mean Ireally love them I got them in myeyeballs you know in my eye holes I meanso this here look at this one that Ijust pulled out of my eye and it'll cometo you just look at it and it'll come toyouall right listen you're gonna control meWatch at: 04:20 / 04:40man cuz I'm tired okay you know long ittook me to find you I'm exhausted soyou're in control I'm like aremote-control character now alright theblue light that's shooting out of theground that's called the warp node getme over to the warp node alright okay sonow listen press r2 to warp over rightWatch at: 04:40 / 05:00all right and that's how we do it let'sgo you know it took me forever to findyou looked all over the place thank GodI'm gonna dump your ass off at my bossI'm gonna get my space money then I'mgonna go to this place on my homeworldWatch at: 05:00 / 05:20where I get all crazy messed up calledempty papers but what do you know aboutthatyou're just a dirty chair or peon I'msorry for being spacesyou want to soak this place in before weleave huh I get it well look who it isWatch at: 05:20 / 05:40I'm locking you here I'm making acitizen's arrest do you not think Idon't know who you are huhWatch at: 05:40 / 06:00seek your head yes or no answer me nowell you're wrongI do know who you are you're the chairopium with the dogs those dogs are inthe eyes of that big monster and it is[ __ ] everything up now because yourdogs give them some kind of superpowersso we have you to blame for thisWatch at: 06:00 / 06:20[ __ ] that we're going through rightnow do you feel sorry for what you'vedoneanswer me you're a heartless monsterit's bad enough you have the two dogsnow you're hanging out with a purple [ __ ]personit's unshare like you know it's againstthe chairman that's to walk man I don'thave time for this [ __ ] I got aWatch at: 06:20 / 06:40[ __ ] sword you threaten me boyI ain't for you coollet's do it well you [ __ ] on the nosejust stop hitting me I don't know yourwork note[Music]Watch at: 06:40 / 07:00Watch at: 07:00 / 07:20don't kill a duck but criminal cowardsit's right [ __ ] run away [ __ ]now you [ __ ] cowards there's red[ __ ] run away from me you criminalcowardsbig tough day [ __ ] this is the scienceWatch at: 07:20 / 07:40building we saw on the news look at allthis stuff I got ya I got stuff to eatwhat is all this stuff for I don't knowbut it's ours nowhe looked it so I can beat up oh yeahWatch at: 07:40 / 08:00well that's that alright come on let'sgo to the telepods it's back the otherway the inventor of clones huh theinventor of sitting what an invention[Music]Watch at: 08:00 / 08:20[ __ ] finally we're at the telepodshey turn around I'm behind you turnaround and this is the telepods sotelepods Zoar how we get around okayWatch at: 08:20 / 08:40that's how we travel in the cosmos theyteleport us to where we'd like to go sowe're gonna use it to go to my boss'soffice so I can drop your ass off yourstupid ass off and get my space moneyand get the hell out of here you knowwhat I mean and go live my life go aheadand hit the button to teleport us to myboss's officeWatch at: 08:40 / 09:00and that's when I woke up and realizeshe was deadOh trove okay bus I'm sorry it took meso long but here's the chair or peon inmint condition so I'll take my spaceWatch at: 09:00 / 09:20money and be on my way thank you verymuch actually trover some things havechanged since we've last talked I'mgonna need you to stay partners with thechair or peon your job's not over yetyou said you was find the stupid chairor bin and bring them to you and thenand then I get my space moneyTrevor shut the [ __ ] up I have theabstainers on the hollow dish phone weWatch at: 09:20 / 09:40are the abstain holy [ __ ] that's whatthe abstainers look like they look justlike that the guy who's got the Dobbs inhis eyes causing all this trouble shutthe [ __ ] up Trevor no one needs to hearyour commentary about everything theabstainers would like to talk with thechair or peon it is true that we looklike Clarke on he was one of us we wereWatch at: 09:40 / 10:00four but he has broken free chair orpeon is it true you were the owner ofthe dogs that power glory winsdefinitely the right chair or peon youshould have seen it seen their apartmentnot talking to you she's bag we'retalking to the chair or peon are you theone that had the dog answered at homeso what Rover is saying is true you areWatch at: 10:00 / 10:20the owner of the dog sold you guys weneed to meet this champion face-to-faceyou must come to our home world aren'tInterstate Wow whoa you're in the innersanctum void Wownobody's ever been to the abstainersinner sanctum ho mama this is gonna bethat's gonna be quite a little deluxetravel package how does somebody evenWatch at: 10:20 / 10:40get to the abstainers inner sanctum youmust find the crystal of it please it islocated in a place called Sleepy Hollowyo I know where shalini world is allright okay all right trover now I'm sureyou can see better as to why you Ineeded you to stick around we need youto protect this chair or pian you andthe chair or pian or a team you'repartners now you're together you'reWatch at: 10:40 / 11:00gonna need to go get that [ __ ]crystal in from shalini world so you canmeet the abstainers face-to-face onceyou retrieve the crestplease you can plug it into thetelephone it will give you access to ourinner sanctum we must meet this championin person it's of the utmost importantcare right we got it Jesus chair or peongo ahead and hit the button on theWatch at: 11:00 / 11:20telepods there to teleport to slimmingworldJesus Christ man [ __ ] this is [ __ ]over I don't want to hear any [ __ ]from you [ __ ] you yeah all right okayyou should have [ __ ] let me know thatthis was possibility I don't likesurprises there are higher things atstake here than it than that right nowso quit being a little baby and do as Iask I'm your boss I'm the one who paysWatch at: 11:20 / 11:40your bills yeah we had a deal and you'rechanging it shallow peon hit the buttonon the telepods I don't want to heartrover anymore okay we're going to yeahno good no we had a deal man you knowyou bring back to chair or peon get somespace money that was the deal or there'sbigger things at stake now I don't knowwhat you were gonna go do but whateverit was it was gonna be supplied by myWatch at: 11:40 / 12:00space money whatever recreationalactivities that you were so excited togo do that now you can't do that thatare making you so upset that was gonnabe paid for by my space money just likeeverything in your land your littleshitty existence is funded by my spacemoney so I need you to shut the [ __ ] upand do what the [ __ ] I tell you to doWatch at: 12:00 / 12:20okay I'm doing it i but am i I justdon't like surprisesyou know I know I'm work for hire butjust let me give me a heads up you knowtell me there's the chance that thiscouldn't turn into a bigger job just Idon't give a [ __ ] about what you justsaid shut the [ __ ] up and just cherubWatch at: 12:20 / 12:40you will you hit the button on thetelepodsget the [ __ ] out of here go do the workfind the [ __ ] crystal a bit theCleese and plug it into the stupidtelepods so you could go meet face toface with the abstainers get the [ __ ]out of here[ __ ] is [ __ ] up right now hit thebutton on the telepods to track to go toWatch at: 12:40 / 13:00the shalini world press the button so wecan get the hell out of here [ __ ] youboss you're a piece ofJesus man Jesus [ __ ] that guy's a[ __ ] [ __ ] man I didn't I didn'tsign up for this [ __ ] you knowand now the abstainers are involved [ __ ]man the abstainers man imagine everytime you've jerked off they've seen itWatch at: 13:00 / 13:20every time you they watch they know theyliterally can describe to the minersdetail every time you've taken a [ __ ]they know every single moment they knoweverything they've seen everything Idon't like him I don't I don't make meuncomfortablethe abstainersWatch at: 13:20 / 13:40[Music]Hey look at mehey hey look at me hey I'm mr. pop-upand I need your help alright who is thisguy I told you I'm mr. pop-up I called aWatch at: 13:40 / 14:00number I I don't know who I call they'rejust supposed to come and help me wellit's not us [ __ ] off there's a man namedMichael Andy and he built a house on thebluff and and that's not zoned forresidential usage it's zoned for publicuse and I'm very upset about it we don'tknow what the [ __ ] you're talking aboutWatch at: 14:00 / 14:20dude it's got nothing to do with uswe got our own [ __ ] to deal with alrightyou gotta help me out I can't doanything isn't this guy Michael he's atotal [ __ ] he's he's created me like[ __ ] my whole life good now go away noit's bad he thinks he's hot [ __ ] and cando whatever he wantsit's not fair sitting up there in his inWatch at: 14:20 / 14:40his red house I would have built myhouses up there but I did it because Iknow how to follow the rules you'redisgusting you're naked go away I knowyou guys will help me if I just keep atit the squeaky wheel gets the greasethat's what my mom taught me as a babyif I kept crying she would eventuallygive me more nipple milk I learned thatWatch at: 14:40 / 15:00at a very young age if I'm really loudand abrasive and complain I'lleventually get what I wantlet it rip that little band-aid that'scovering up whatever's under there andput it on your mouth I'm sorry you don'tlike me I really am but I need your helpand you're the only people here so ifWatch at: 15:00 / 15:20you just help me then I'll go awayotherwise you're just going to have todeal with itI'm mr. papa and I got no one else toturn toare you mentally handicapped what'swrong with you do you know what bothersme the most about Michael his inabilityto listen you hear yourself right nowWatch at: 15:20 / 15:40that I mentioned Michael masturbates inpublic I saw ithe was alone inroom which is technically on publicproperty and guess whatthat's also against the law are youwatching a masturbate I wasn't I wasn'twatching it masturbate I was trying toadmire the view the view of the floodWatch at: 15:40 / 16:00but I didn't because I shouldn't have toMichael's private I'm moment it's unfairand someone needs to stop it this guy'sa peeping tom I am an upstanding citizenMichael is the criminal here go how I'mfloating up here now you can't hit me upWatch at: 16:00 / 16:19here Michael is the criminal here a manlike that can't be trusted a man with nohonor is worse than dead Michael needsto be taken care of it not and not in anice helpful way he needs to learn thatthere are repercussions there areconsequences if you break the law youshould be punished he needs to beWatch at: 16:19 / 16:40punished shut the [ __ ] off the zoninglaws are very clear you know I'm chokingon something here I'll be right backJesus I hope whatever he's choking onkills him all right you got it let'skeep going[Music]Watch at: 16:40 / 17:00[Music]know that Sam this is as far as I gowhat's the point of these [ __ ] warpWatch at: 17:00 / 17:20nodes if you're not gonna use them [ __ ]Watch at: 17:20 / 17:40there's a bunch of little gremlins overthere they just killed me you see thehearts on your controller when those godown to zero I die and if you find anyred power babies those things will giveme a health the more important thing iswe focus on finding the crystal of itsWatch at: 17:40 / 18:00achlys Oh looking for the crystal ofethical ease huh well I have the crystalof ethical ease right here I'm the onewho has the crystal big surprise bigreveal [ __ ] how did you get that danceda nurse gave it to me like 50 years agoto hold on to you guys want it you guysneed this of all the people to have itWatch at: 18:00 / 18:20yes we need it please well now you haveto do what I say get that guy Michaeloff the bluff here I'll help you outyou're gonna need a chair upgradebecause you can't even see over this logso I'm gonna give you a chair upgradehere it comesyour chair upgradespit all over the chair no no no I justWatch at: 18:20 / 18:40gave him a chair upgrade it's it's howwe do things around here I we spit popup with meit's your new magical chair upgrade popup okay good okay gooddo you see the house you you put okaygreat that's Michael's house that's theWatch at: 18:40 / 19:00house I need you to destroy now don'tforgetpop up or down if you need a bettervantage point don't be stupid don't be ajerkuse the pop of ability often without ityou're screwedmissing a hard jump pop-up can't seewhere to go next pop up or down I'll beback soonnow go get rid of that goddamn house andWatch at: 19:00 / 19:20the crystal is yours[Applause]we have that pop up abilities can yousee over the log see what killed me overthere easy easy hey crow this way thisWatch at: 19:20 / 19:40is as far as we go puzzler oh [ __ ] lookabove the gate one of these things comesup on it before they were all three ohyeah I see I see what you're looking atup there three buttons oh that's a lotWatch at: 19:40 / 20:00harder than one button jeez that's threebuttons I don't know that's rough that'spretty hard I don't know how you'regonna be able to figure that one outhey whoa chill or pee and you skip thepuzzle you got to come back down okaygood yeah we got to solve this oneanyways like I was saying what theWatch at: 20:00 / 20:20hell's taking so long up there I couldsee it's just three buttons it can't bethat hardyou seriously can't figure that out it'sWatch at: 20:20 / 20:40whoa Joel holy [ __ ] we got two greenthumbs up one more puzzle somewheretrite whoa well holy [ __ ] dude I mean Icould see that puzzle from down herethat that's insanethat's an insane puzzle I mean what thehell you doing all right Jesus I don'tWatch at: 20:40 / 21:00know should we check online maybethere's a strategy guide online the hellwere they thinking what the hell werethese with the developers thinking withall these buttons that's not fun thisisn't fun this isn't a good game just abunch of buttons it's lazy [ __ ] thisdude come down come back down cuz if IWatch at: 21:00 / 21:20screw this [ __ ] screw this [ __ ] man justcalm down we're not messing around withthis we're not messing around withbuttons no way ha ha I'm fed up I waitedaround at this gate too for far too longlet's just bash it down bad batch thegate down [ __ ] that puzzle man let'sbreathe dude come down come back downWatch at: 21:20 / 21:40just calm down we're not messing aroundwith it let's just knock this [ __ ] downyeah screw that gate[Music]Watch at: 21:40 / 22:00[Music]whoa you just got another green powerbabydude you are making my day alright thisone I'm talking about man thank you heyholy [ __ ] there's a there's one theWatch at: 22:00 / 22:20green excuse me how's it going my nameis Tony I'm upgrade Tony I got a realissue over here if you guys wouldn'tmind just checking in with me I got areal issue right now yeah what's theproblem I got these little ankle-bitersover here they're trying to kill methat's giving me anxiety I want you tokill him if you kill them I'll give youthis awesomepower baby upgrade that gives you adouble jump and a glide you can glideWatch at: 22:20 / 22:40around with the double jump it's so muchfun it's the funnest thing you've everseen yeah bet you doif you kill these ankle biters and leaveme of miss all this stress and anxietyI've got a panic attack then I'll giveyou this power baby upgrade powerfulbaby you gotta take care of this yeahWatch at: 22:40 / 23:00why don't you take care of this stuffcould be a [ __ ] stupid little [ __ ]about itwhat do you want you out of your [ __ ]mind just told us to kill them what areyou talking about you to kill the onesin the courtyard the wild feral ones theones you just killed or muchdomesticated pets they're my friendsJesus man you gotta be a little morespecific [ __ ] dude I'm sorryWatch at: 23:00 / 23:20on a beauty walk take your [ __ ]upgrade here son you did it you murderedmy pets and the wild ones I don't get itthey look the same to me yeah well theyare the same except for my pets weredomesticated you murderer don't you evenknow how pets work yeah I know I justyou got to be more specific okay Ididn't even listen to me when you cameup here okay check this out watch thisWatch at: 23:20 / 23:40this is crazy [ __ ] each other you seethe [ __ ] you hate the other ones [ __ ]insane that's what they do when you putthem close togetherisn't that crazy and all the powers arenow and combined into this one powerbaby and here we go we're ready todouble jump baby we got the double jumpnow you [ __ ] murderous evil bastardmonsters that killed my [ __ ] bestWatch at: 23:40 / 24:00friends I want a guy gotta goI got a move on I gotta pack up thisplace has too many memories I can't livehere I can't be here I can't have mystand here no more this place has toomany memories it just reminds me of myfriends that you killed you're thedefinition of monsters like that moviewith the one actress geez we reallyWatch at: 24:00 / 24:20ruined that guy's day but hey I candouble jump now and glide around this isfun play with this new upgrade Yahoogifted heed heed my highest peakpress it again yeah screw it you knowWatch at: 24:20 / 24:40screw screw that platforming [ __ ] whocares about that crap thing oh rightgreen power baby Mama's gonna get stupidalright so look there's these flowersWatch at: 24:40 / 25:00that open when you look at them and thenand then they bounce me up yes pop uppop up so you can see better[ __ ] ah we got you your [ __ ] now youyou're totally [ __ ] the hell are youwe're clones of glork car stop busWatch at: 25:00 / 25:20there's tons of us there's a whole bunchof us and we're gonna kill you we'regonna murder youyou're not gonna get through you'regonna get very far with us aroundthere's so many of us you you could killa couple but we're just gonna keepcoming at you you tell them about howthey're not gonna get very far no Iforgot shootall right you're not gonna get very farhold on I wanted to say okay hold on areWatch at: 25:20 / 25:40you go you say it you're not gonna getvery far around here with us around allright now let's attackkill him get him get him crazy stop noyou cut my friend with a sword oh yeahWatch at: 25:40 / 26:00we killed them all let's keep goingWatch at: 26:00 / 26:20Oh barkeep my lover I loved him okayWatch at: 26:20 / 26:40enough of thatyeah [ __ ] you too easy manWatch at: 26:40 / 27:00[Music]Watch at: 27:00 / 27:20Watch at: 27:20 / 27:40you know I kind of almost feel bad forWatch at: 27:40 / 28:00these guysWatch at: 28:00 / 28:20[Music][Music]Watch at: 28:20 / 28:40[Music]Watch at: 28:40 / 29:00man once this adventures over I'm gonnabe wasted for a while hello papa did youWatch at: 29:00 / 29:20forget me [ __ ] outta here you almost gotme killed how you guys doing this is myhouse this is where I live it's in aproperly zoned area this is whereresidential houses are allowed to be andMichael's house you're going to destroyit otherwise you won't get this thecrystal of Infant please anyways goodWatch at: 29:20 / 29:40luck [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you I'mgoing inside oh yeah green power babyyou done did it[Music]Watch at: 29:40 / 30:00yeah we're gonna stop you from gettingany further[Music]Jesus Christ this looks like it's gonnaWatch at: 30:00 / 30:20be well [ __ ] that worked good good joblook who it isThelma and Louise I hope you guys arehappy I just buried my pets that youmurdered you [ __ ] monsters I moved uphere and created a new life for myselfto get away from people like you andhere you are I can't be safe anywhere oh[ __ ] oh so sadWatch at: 30:20 / 30:40[Music]Watch at: 30:40 / 31:00[Music]trover and the chair or peon you thinkyou're going to be able to lure guns notWatch at: 31:00 / 31:20Watch at: 31:20 / 31:40[ __ ] around sending all those clonesWatch at: 31:40 / 32:00after us like that alright well we'rebasically at Michael's house let's goWatch at: 32:00 / 32:20hey Michael come out hey come out hereknock knock hello what what do you wantman this is a private event I don't givea [ __ ] we're here to put your house overthe cliff oh oh you're pushing thishouse over this one right here yeah giveWatch at: 32:20 / 32:39me one setthe [ __ ] you're doing what is that is itis that [ __ ] oh sorry about that I guessI forgot what direction my toilet was inhe'll get the [ __ ] out of here get thehell off my propertythis is a private event look [ __ ] weneed the crystal event achlys mr. pop upsaid Mr Papa crystal of it's a CleeseWatch at: 32:39 / 33:00[ __ ] that guy's just pissed because Iate his family wait seriously that'sright what what pumpup needs to realizeis that we're all just meat their energyis still aroundI just think their meat okay energynever dies the flesh can be consumed butthis spiritual energy is still in theWatch at: 33:00 / 33:20cosmos you [ __ ] [ __ ]tell you what I'll give you my crystalbut the keys right here if you knockthat Boulder over the cliff on a mr.pop-ups house and kill him now if you'llexcuse me I'm gonna go back inside whereI have a whole mess of pregnant ladiesstrapped onto the floor where I'm usingan intricate network of fluids to injectWatch at: 33:20 / 33:39into their bodies and induce early birthso that I can consume the flesh of theirfetuses okay is that okay Jesus anotherone of these types European turn mefacing you so we could talk for a secondall right listen I wasn't even supposedWatch at: 33:39 / 34:00to be here what do you want to do do youwant to kill mr. pop up we got to killsomebody we got to pick one because Iwant to get the stupid shard a bit theCleese and get out of here okay so whatare you what are you thinking you youwant to kill mr. pop up so you want tokill Michael then okay yeah I mean theWatch at: 34:00 / 34:20guy this guy Michaels talking aboutinjecting fluids into pregnant women andinducing pregnancy and eating theirbabies I mean I see where you're comingfrom okay so you want to kill Michaelthen yeah yeah and plus the fact that hereached into his ass and got a ball of[ __ ] and threw it in your face I meanWatch at: 34:20 / 34:40for God's sakes final answer we killMichael yes or no okay let's killMichael then knock in a house filledwith innocent pregnant women right off acliff here we goWatch at: 34:40 / 35:00here goes what the hell knock it offseriously stop [ __ ] done man you'redone you're gonna kill a bunch ofbragging ladies and ruin my dinner allright hey oh my god you guys didn't youWatch at: 35:00 / 35:20killed Michael oh my god you guysactually did it I thought you guys wouldhave just picked one of those crystalsup off the ground it seems like the mostlogical weighted way to go about thingswhat are you talking about you did it Ididn't know I didn't think you wouldhave had what it takes I'm not gonna lieI'm really sad that Michael's gone butWatch at: 35:20 / 35:40I've got bigger issues ahead of me Ineed to find out where all my pregnantwives are here's your crystal of ethicalease you dum-dum these are all over theplace I pulled this one out of my ass mylittle smuggler got all rosy JesusChrist he had that crystal up his ass Idon't want that in my I don't want thatin my telephone all right get the [ __ ]Watch at: 35:40 / 36:00out of herego to that special teleportation warpnode that'll warp me back to thetelepods you came in get the [ __ ] out ofmy world you limp leg chair [ __ ] and youstupid [ __ ] headI miss the pop-up and I'm gonna be notthinking about you guys I gotta tell youWatch at: 36:00 / 36:20you know you surprised me back therechair or pee and I didn't think you hadwhat it takes to kill somebody you knowI thought you were just a baby thatneeded their handheld you know but I waswrongyou got some grithey good lookin out partner on the greenpower baby sickWatch at: 36:20 / 36:40well while we teleported we're here holy[ __ ] but there's crystals everywhere howdo we miss all these or do we not noticethese before they're all over the placeand there's a crystal look there'sthere's crystals there all right I'mWatch at: 36:40 / 37:00plugging the crystal events that leadsinto the telepods all right listen we'reback in the telepods and the first orderof business is let's store some of thoseGreen Power babies all right so justWatch at: 37:00 / 37:20rotate around until you see the the bigred button that's the power baby suctionbutton just right you'll find it justrotate around until you see them that'sall you collected really I wasn't payingattentionthat's it looks like there's still a lotof power babies left out there you knowWatch at: 37:20 / 37:40Beedrill nice if we went out and gotthem chair person good workyou got the crystal and it looks liketroopers already installed it andupgraded the telepods now you just haveto teleport to the abstainers home worldinner sanctum very rare opportunity forWatch at: 37:40 / 38:00anyone good work guys we'll talk to yousoon bye cheese chair or peon I gottaadmit I never saw you I never thoughtyou had it in you to cold-bloodedlymurder somebody like that Oh glad I'mnot on your bad side you know you'regonna do pretty good out here in thisWatch at: 38:00 / 38:20cosmos you know you're gonna do prettygood when we part ways right after thisnext part of the game when we split upbecause I'm going my way and you'regoing your way and they're notintertangled at all and that's all Igotta say about thatjeez this is where the abstainers liveWatch at: 38:20 / 38:40in the giant foggy void must be nicewhat are you doing come talk to uswe are the Danna's we request yourpresence we must talk to you in personvery interesting to look at you'll wantto see us trust me you want to you'llWatch at: 38:40 / 39:00want to come and be in our presence it'scool it looks cool especially in virtualreality because you'll you'll be able tolook around and feel a strong sense ofpresence like you're actually here socome to our inner sanctum and talk to usplease we have things to speak with youWatch at: 39:00 / 39:20aboutwe are the abstainers we could talk moreabout a bunch of inside [ __ ] they havearrived welcome trover yeah yeah thanksfor having usyeah ah yes welcome it's truethe dogs were yours the bond you have isstrong you are the chair bound one heWatch at: 39:20 / 39:40who is dis destined to defeat glork onwe are your fears we see all we know allbut we can no longer be sure of thefuture talk now that glork on is brokefree he was one of us we were four inWatch at: 39:40 / 40:00total now we're just three I mean it's abunch of [ __ ] really if you thinkabout it he [ __ ] us now we're three weabstained from interfering with anythingbecause we don't [ __ ] with [ __ ] and werethe abstainers and we abstained fromWatch at: 40:00 / 40:20stuff listenso the clones we've been running intoglork on clones they said a bunch of badstuff is coming oh jeez oh my god OhOh Davi job that's bad that's his badstuff it's a bad sign this means Gloakan is proceeding with his plan todestroy the universe the cosmosWatch at: 40:20 / 40:40everything wait what destroy the wholecosmos that's right your little purplehunk and you two together are our onlyhope you must collect Gork on the clonesyou must collect their guts we will beable to use that to peer into GloreKhan's mind so we're able to see whathis next moves are it's the only way weWatch at: 40:40 / 41:00can stop the horrible things fromhappening what are you talking about Idon't want to deal with this get the[ __ ] out of here hurry get the [ __ ] outof here just to reiterate we are theabstainers we used to be able to see alltimelines Jesus finally they're gone nowWatch at: 41:00 / 41:20I can take these pants off that's thestuff gotta air it out sometimes youknow oh yes I know I'm gonna leave mineon thoughwhy would you leave yours on I don'twant to hear mine out right now why notcuz I don't feel like airing it out wellhey why are you back here what wethought you left yeah sorry sorry I justWatch at: 41:20 / 41:40I guess we're coming back to make surewe didn't miss anything you missed wasus removing our pants or at least I didI'm airing out my thing oh okay that'syeah alright gotta air it outairing out my thing right now hmmthere's a nice steady breeze down belowthe catwalk here just hits my thing itfeels so nice we got what we need itWatch at: 41:40 / 42:00let's go no I'm not airing out my thingneither am i it's very cool especiallywith this breeze hitting my thing hmmfeels so nice we gotta go get the courtclerk on juice or whatever hello helloWatch at: 42:00 / 42:20what's going on it's weird some deepstuff over here the stakes have beenraised glory khan's trying to destroythe whole universe and the obscene errswant us to stop in half hold on jovershut the [ __ ] out let me talk to thechair or pee in here Joe our pian is ittrue if the stakes been raised huh okayWatch at: 42:20 / 42:40so what you say is true drover thestakes have been raised according to thechair or B that's what I said shut updrover drover what are you gonna doyou're gonna [ __ ] sit on your littlepansy ass well the whole cosmos getsblown up and destroyed are you gonna[ __ ] pony up you and the chair or P&Rthe only hope the abstainers said it toWatch at: 42:40 / 43:00me earlier I didn't want to tell youabout it you're bitchin and moaninyou're going to go to shroom eeeh andyou're gonna find goopy duper he has acauldron a vessel a little receptaclewhatever need you to fill up the Bloorcotton clone guts into the cauldron andcome back to the telepods all right getthe [ __ ] out of here I'm gonna go shootsome hoops well you heard him we got toWatch at: 43:00 / 43:20go to a planet shrooming us would bewrapping it up back there you know thisis turning out to be a way bigger dealthan I thought it would be you knowlisten I'm a whole monster you're achair or peon we're not meant to be ateam but we're partners now you hearthat I acquiescewe're partners I don't want to betogether with you but we are and we'reWatch at: 43:20 / 43:40in way over our heads so you know justdon't screw anything up let'sdo what we came to do alright alrighthere we are here in here in [ __ ] landabout ready to get [ __ ] on my boss haveto do the duper what would have thecauldron the magical vessel or whateverWatch at: 43:40 / 44:00that we need to get so keep your eyespeeled for that house normal regularsingle-story ranch-style home thetwo-car garageWatch at: 44:00 / 44:20great more pissed off things that wantus dead fantastic[Music]Watch at: 44:20 / 44:40man this means a lot to me do pumping Iwanna go do stuff you're doing stuffWatch at: 44:40 / 45:00right now by guarding the section of theof the area don't tell me what I'm doingwhoa well well look who it is we gotourselves a little purple eye holemonster and a chair or peon no doubttrying to penetrate our secret fort getin here and ruin off ruin our stuff wellit's not gonna happen another level stopWatch at: 45:00 / 45:20us with the toughest [ __ ] guardiansof this floor you'll ever meet now youbetter get into this force right let mego ahead and jump in here I just want tosay uh you guys ever heard of what awall is off on their way dumb ass pieceof shits let's get back to guard in this[ __ ] crap it's more of these pusherWatch at: 45:20 / 45:40monsters[Music]Watch at: 45:40 / 46:00yo person in need of some help over herecome on don't be that hello hey thereyou are you do P duper yeah yeah I'm doP dooper that's right that's me Oh badluck do P duperalright listen our boss sent us herebecause you're supposed to have somesort of magic cauldron vessel thing youWatch at: 46:00 / 46:20mean that ball thing yeah I know that'slong gone those chicken nugget characterstole it from me and locked it up intheir castle fourth thing those dudesdamn it yeah the only way to get intothat Ford is up on that cliff they'rejust up there past my house do you seeit just right up there you got yeahthat's it and the only way you can getWatch at: 46:20 / 46:40up to that cliff as if I reveal thesecret staircase okay yeah so can youturn on the secret staircase oh yeahsureI'll reveal it it's super easy I'llactivate the secret staircase but I justneed you to help me move do you know howto pick stuff up and move it okayWatch at: 46:40 / 47:00then pick something up hot stuff yeahthat's what I thought here you're gonnaneed this chair upgrade and all rightnow you can pick up and move things likemy TV try it out all you gotta do islook at the TV and press the r2 buttonWatch at: 47:00 / 47:20simple is that there you go nowoh there it's oh poor poor Abdul Peteanyhoo where was I oh yeah so you canalso Roadusing left or right on the d-pad greatnow just set it right in front of me IWatch at: 47:20 / 47:40know it's bad to sit this close oh oh ohthere it's oh poor poor goofy this islike the last time somebody dropped a TVon my headanyhoo where was I oh yeah so I knowit's bad to sit this close to the TV butit's perfect right therenow I can watch my shows so now I justWatch at: 47:40 / 48:00need you to move those boxes over tothat house right there the one with thebasketball yeah now just set it anywherein front of the house right over therein front of the house do you not knowWatch at: 48:00 / 48:20what a house is it's got that gorgeousbasketball hoop right over the garageyou can't miss ityou want some hard candies perfect rightthere it's perfect you know I've had aWatch at: 48:20 / 48:40tough time lately I'm trapped in thismechanical chair in it's rough being melike I got a little black cloud thatfollows me around I say good morningblack cloud and the black cloud doesn'teven say good morning back we weresupposed to pick our hoses today and Ipicked this one but I really should haveWatch at: 48:40 / 49:00picked that one because it's got abasketball hoop but I've always wanted abasketball everyone Austin oh you did itthank you so much you must have been inthe gifted and talented program yeahokay so activate the secret staircaseplease yeah actually I changed my mindWatch at: 49:00 / 49:20can you move the boxes in the garagecheck the weather and it said it couldrain you know I don't want to risk itit would soggy up the boxes and I don'twant it's I need the boxes up so shouldyou just put them in the garage so theboxes stay safe and dry then I'llpromise I'll open the staircase okayWatch at: 49:20 / 49:40was it weird a lot wrong time anyhoowhere was Ihey boxes are in the garage okay nowreveal the damn staircase oh shoot Iwanted you guys to hold off on doingthat I just checked the weather and itlooks like it's all cleared up plus it'sso dark and scary in that garageWatch at: 49:40 / 50:00what come on this is [ __ ] we had adeal never reveal the staircase pleasestop yelling at me you're scaring meyou're scaring old duper here oh my godthis this is it then no more after thiswe do this and then we get the secretWatch at: 50:00 / 50:20staircase no more I promiseI never break the promisebless your weak little heart for doingthis really make an old duper happy here[Music]Watch at: 50:20 / 50:40outside is better trust meI move so much in the past ten yearsI've learned a thing or two hey do youever wonder about trees the problem iswith these trees that there are littleWatch at: 50:40 / 51:00berries that fall off of them and thenthey land on your roof and fall on yourfront porch huh then you gotta cleanthem off but you can't because theystain everything they Gong cup my wheelsyou know what I'm talking aboutthey're not even edible oh hey don'tWatch at: 51:00 / 51:20forget to move them back outside I don'tlike how dark that garages anyhoo wherewas I oh yeah so they're not even ediblethere's the worst sounds like someone IknowI think they're called dongle II banglesyeahdongle dangles I'm talking about youWatch at: 51:20 / 51:40[ __ ] and they fall from the trees Ihope you fall off a cliffthey just get everywhere there the boxesare outside now for [ __ ] sake revealthe secret staircase okay no need forfoul language here I will reveal theWatch at: 51:40 / 52:00secret staircase but not until one lastthing I want you to put the boxes on myroof hey you want to get out that footthen I'm gonna need you to put thoseboxes on that roof my new roof do yourealize what's at stake the entireWatch at: 52:00 / 52:20universe could cease to exist the wholeuniverse I didn't realize how crazy that[ __ ] was until just the earlier thewhole universe is at stakewell that sounds pretty good to me turnon the secret staircase put the boxes onthe roof I said I want that on the roadWatch at: 52:20 / 52:40try it againyou're supposed to take 15 minutes outof your day every day what are you doingWatch at: 52:40 / 53:00over there don't stack my boxes overtherethe secret staircase can't come out withthose boxes over there oh [ __ ] are youthinking what I'm thinking partner JesusWatch at: 53:00 / 53:20Christ a little do P do pers a lunaticdamn partner that was some quickWatch at: 53:20 / 53:40thinking man you must really hatehelping people on wheelchairs you got usout of that mess real quickdamn I thought we were never gonna getout of there I mean helping people moveis though is the worst they always makeit seem like it'll be easy butWatch at: 53:40 / 54:00[Music]these green power babies collecting themthis is what makes me devote it to youand your cause you know I'm gonna killWatch at: 54:00 / 54:20Watch at: 54:20 / 54:40youWatch at: 54:40 / 55:00[Music]Watch at: 55:00 / 55:20[Music][Music]Watch at: 55:20 / 55:40[Music][Music]Watch at: 55:40 / 56:00[Music][Music][Music]damn partner how'd you get so good atWatch at: 56:00 / 56:20doing puzzles did your parents make youpractice morning noon and night tillthey ruined your look from home solvingpresents all the while up become yeah wewere having a good conversationWatch at: 56:20 / 56:40[Music][Music]Watch at: 56:40 / 57:00[Music][Music]Watch at: 57:00 / 57:20Watch at: 57:20 / 57:40[Music]Watch at: 57:40 / 58:00alright that was a bit of a challengethat time Jesus place sucksit's another stupid puzzle you know I'msick and tired of these puzzles you knowWatch at: 58:00 / 58:20this is this isn't what this isn't whatit's supposed to be about you know oh[Music]hey look at you solving this puzzle huhI think I think I care what you're doingWatch at: 58:20 / 58:40but hey I'm not a puzzle guy I don'tknow about puzzles[Music]Watch at: 58:40 / 59:00[Music]man you I gotta give you credit forgetting up here get booked getting usboth up here I think we make a prettydecent team you know hey what's going onWatch at: 59:00 / 59:20I'm upgrade Tina I'm just having like alittle garage sale right now I'm tryingto clean out my Hutfree up some space you know who youinterested in buying anythingyeah what do you got so I got anoverflowing urn filled with big Jim'sashes I got a bag of sad chips cuz whenthe chips are down then you're probablyWatch at: 59:20 / 59:40eating fat chipsoh I also got a power baby upgrade huhhow much for the power baby upgradeinterested in the power baby huh I likethe cut of your jib tell me I'll tellyou what sir I'll make you a deal my petmushroom character he's over there inthe middle of all those mushroommonsters if you go rescue him I willWatch at: 59:40 / 01:00:00give you this roll upgrade but how do weknow which one is your pet I mean theyall look the samehey don't give me that don't don't yougive me that nonsense you know thedifference between a pet and the monstercome on[Music]Watch at: 01:00:00 / 01:00:20[Music]Watch at: 01:00:20 / 01:00:40[Music]they all look the sameoh yeah yeah yeah [ __ ]everyone knows the difference between aWatch at: 01:00:40 / 01:01:00pet and a monster just take the powerbaby upgrade you're lucky I need roomfor Scrappy's babies that's rightyou just made a dozen babies intoorphans I hope you're [ __ ] happyI said [ __ ] take it there's no roomin my I hope you choke on that thingWatch at: 01:01:00 / 01:01:20[ __ ] oh man another upgrade for meanother step up the old ladder thisnever gets old I got to tell you theselittle power baby upgrades that's it'sit's a little bonus Jonas for me oh manI can feel it coursing through my veinsoh oh oh I feel strongerjust press the [ __ ] circle button andyou can roll your ass out of my lifeWatch at: 01:01:20 / 01:01:40foreverholy [ __ ] partner I think we're in somesort of secret backdoor entrance to theor look who it is it's little littledupe and Zoop over there the purple guyof the chair or peon oh yeah I see himthere's some job they think you're gonnacome inside the board in the back waythat's not gonna happen on our watchWatch at: 01:01:40 / 01:02:00you're not on my watchoh look who it is partner it's thosesame two guards from before looks likethey moved around to the bat it's themfor sure those jerks who kept them outI'm sure this isn't gonna be completelyannoying with them watching us we don'tWatch at: 01:02:00 / 01:02:20want them to hear us more quietwe don't want them to hearyes they are she's looking looking andfighting a little bit of fighting youWatch at: 01:02:20 / 01:02:40know look at this look at them fightinglike a little pathetic little idiotsthey don't know how to fight nothinglook at them it's embarrassinghey shut up you guys are idiots allright partner it's the same two dummiesfrom the from the front of this bigcourt gonna be real fun doing this withthem up there heckling us you know we'regonna heckle you all day long becauseWatch at: 01:02:40 / 01:03:00you're stupid dummies you're not gonnaget into this sport you know there's noway the walls are way too hot whoa whoawhoa get what are you trying to get allclose for there's no you're not gonnaget up here you're gonna do anything bygetting off yeah what do you what do youthink what do you think being off closeto us help you get in here I don't thinkso gotta get that board there's nothingWatch at: 01:03:00 / 01:03:20you can do to stop us you're both you'reboth a couple of [ __ ]yeah you you guys are [ __ ] I want toyou get away from us you guys are gonnaregret shit-talking us wouldn't when weget to you all right partner look looklet's just figure out a way to get inWatch at: 01:03:20 / 01:03:40there shouldn't be too hard[Music]did you get that message the glork onsent all the clones so what would itwould it that's it she said that wegotta kill oh look at you with the bigpicking up of the old stone man thoseguys are driving me crazy anyways are wetalking about did you get that messageWatch at: 01:03:40 / 01:04:00the glork on sent all the clones knowwhat would it would it what message shesaid that we got to kill that littletrover guy a little purple guy and thechair or peon oh man we gotta kill himhuh yeah yeah yes yeah we got to killthose guys huh alright well betterbuckle in because I have you ever killedanybody before no I haven't really yeahI mean it's it stays with you it's roughWatch at: 01:04:00 / 01:04:19I know we got to do it we got to do itfor glork on cuz he's got big plans butlike you know it's gonna stay with youit's gonna haunt you you know when youkill somebody that's it it stays itstays with you just gonna stick aroundwith you for a long time man I don'tWatch at: 01:04:19 / 01:04:40know if I could handle that yeah youhave nightmares you keep oh god I'mscared of my little panties heresomebody got a stone they picked up oneof the little he [ __ ] you we're trainedagainst blocks we got trained againstblocks but you can't hurt us with theblock yeah we got trained to getsblocked [ __ ] you anyway where was I yeahWatch at: 01:04:40 / 01:05:00you have nightmares you wake up in themiddle of night screaming you see theirface you see their eyes for the rest ofyour life you'll never forget thatfeeling when they're there life leavestheir body and their eyes just go coldand empty there's nothing left in therejust just a HUS no life left in thisWatch at: 01:05:00 / 01:05:19body you knowand we're gonna have to do that that's atough call hey man who have you killedyou're talking about it like you reallyWatch at: 01:05:19 / 01:05:40know what it's like to kill somebodyyeah cute she's look at him look at himwhat are they doing exploring what arethey what kind of game do they thinkthis is you know the exploring game Imean come ongeez what what a bunch of losers justlook at him exploring around what dothey think this is some sort ofexploring game within some sort ofeducational game whether you learn aboutWatch at: 01:05:40 / 01:06:00all kinds of stuff I don't think so theidiots are playing that's like it's aneducational game dumbass idiotsyeah they're dumb they're about as dumbas that yeah no kidding this is a gamefor super right okay so listen I'm gonnapick up where I left off killed this onelittle character from this one colorfulWatch at: 01:06:00 / 01:06:19place we were at and never forget thatlooking in his eyes with my my littlesword my little bone sword ripped openhis stomach and his intestines justsplattered all out everywhere streamedin his colorful little cheeks got allall the life went out of himWatch at: 01:06:19 / 01:06:40big cute little eyes roll back into hishead you're just describing that moviewe just watched last night no I'm notyeah you are that was the scene fromthat movie we watched last night withall the colorful characters and then theand the one guy with the bone sword okayfine I've killed anybody all right fineWatch at: 01:06:40 / 01:07:00I didn't kill anybodyI'm a good I'm a good person all right Idon't I've never killed anybody it'sgonna be hard okay where'd you get allthat stuff about you know rememberingtheir face and all that stuff I don'tknow it just that's what I think wouldhappen you know you killed somebody andthen you're gonna be haunted by the bythe fact that you killed them it'sWatch at: 01:07:00 / 01:07:19probably not a good feeling to haveespecially when it's with a bone swordit's very that's a very personal type ofmurder now what do you think they'removing those blocks for I don't know andsomebody just gonna stack some things ontop of top welcome to the stachy Awardswe've got a couple of stackers here andthe award for stacking things togetherWatch at: 01:07:19 / 01:07:40of no consequence to anyone on theentire cosmos goes to the little purplepiece of [ __ ] and the dumb idiot thechair congratulationsoh look who's stacking again more thingson things what in the heavenly heck isgoing on here because that is a racistWatch at: 01:07:40 / 01:08:00faction right there it's a racist thingto do where you stacking all that [ __ ]no stack things on blocks you don'tstack blocks on stuff get out of here goaway why are you stacking things you'regetting to you're stacking things toohigh why are they stacking things sohigh it's not it's making meuncomfortableWatch at: 01:08:00 / 01:08:20yeah the stack is getting too close touh[Music][Music]holy [ __ ] alright partner we got it weWatch at: 01:08:20 / 01:08:40go we got to keep a lookout for thatreceptacle that we need to fill withblurk on DNA it's gotta be around heresomewhere you just done got anothergreen power babychi-ching somebody give me a moneydollar oh that's it that's all the powerWatch at: 01:08:40 / 01:09:00baby's Jesus Christ they're using thatcontent receptacle I do nextwho'd let you in hereWatch at: 01:09:00 / 01:09:20close to the vessel partner okay I'mgonna alert the guards hold on to yourbuckets if you know what I meanhey will holy [ __ ] there's a bunch ofreruns of Golden Girls on right now outhere look older girl reruns where guysWatch at: 01:09:20 / 01:09:40come on Golden Girls reruns guys comingI'm coming I heard it I heard it I'mcoming go the girls hey wait a minuteyou son of a [ __ ] get up get up get upget up I'm getting to [ __ ] you up[ __ ] you get him kill himcome on [ __ ] kill a murderer I'mgonna [ __ ] you up punk [ __ ] you a punkWatch at: 01:09:40 / 01:10:00Watch at: 01:10:00 / 01:10:20[ __ ] kill you[Music]Watch at: 01:10:20 / 01:10:40[Music]or cloned DNA right into the vessel allright listen you moved the vesselsaround and I'll kill the clones we gotto work together partner [ __ ] you a punkWatch at: 01:10:40 / 01:11:00you gotta kill the enemies close to thevesselWatch at: 01:11:00 / 01:11:20[Music]oh man good work partner holy crap we'redoing good here okay I'm gonna get somemore out help somebody help I'm a littleWatch at: 01:11:20 / 01:11:40kid I'm a little well helphey you guys hear that there's a littlekid that fell in a well yeah I heard itcome on let's go we gotta save him yeahwait a minuteyou [ __ ] lied to us goddamn right Idid [ __ ] you get him [ __ ] youWatch at: 01:11:40 / 01:12:00[Music][ __ ] kill you[Music]Watch at: 01:12:00 / 01:12:20you son-of-a-bitchyou gotta move the culture around whileI kill this come onWatch at: 01:12:20 / 01:12:40murdered most of the vessel that's howwe got to do it [ __ ] you a punk[ __ ] you[Music]Watch at: 01:12:40 / 01:13:00Watch at: 01:13:00 / 01:13:20holy [ __ ] partner we're really doingWatch at: 01:13:20 / 01:13:40this we're pretty good together righthere we go here let me get some more manI really wish there was somebody elsehere that can help me finish eating thiscandy apple I got from the State Faircandy apple from the State Fair thoseare my favorite get out of my way comeon I'm gonna eat that candy after I amhey wait a minute there's not a goddamncandy I'll [ __ ] kill the [ __ ] are youI'm gonna [ __ ] kill you come onWatch at: 01:13:40 / 01:14:00partner [ __ ] you a punkcome on partner we're doing good but wegotta get up don't forget to kill himclose to the vesselWatch at: 01:14:00 / 01:14:20except your punkWatch at: 01:14:20 / 01:14:40holy crap were killing it partner wherewere [ __ ] a good team holy [ __ ] whatkind of court Khan clone is that I'm theshield lorkhan Club get the [ __ ] out ofhere quit messing around my other glorkHong Kong friends quit lying to themabout stuff we thought you were seriousI'm the clerk on shield clone [ __ ]Watch at: 01:14:40 / 01:15:00murder youWatch at: 01:15:00 / 01:15:20hey wait partner don't forget we needtheWatch at: 01:15:20 / 01:15:40Watch at: 01:15:40 / 01:16:00[Music]Watch at: 01:16:00 / 01:16:20Watch at: 01:16:20 / 01:16:40[Applause]holy crap partner I can't believe it wewe did it we filled up the coolant allright let's go let's get out of herepartner[Music]Watch at: 01:16:40 / 01:17:00[Music]oh it's got a [ __ ] another greenpower baby hello it's me againWatch at: 01:17:00 / 01:17:20oh great it's you again yeah I stolethat node lacking technology formerLowe's chicken nuggets and I locked thisnode down so that I could say I'm sorryI want to make amends with you and I IWatch at: 01:17:20 / 01:17:40really need a favorI want you to move me back to myoriginal house if you have a sec Iwanted to live in that house with thebasketball hoop but over time thatbasketball hoop came to haunt me it'salways there looking at me it's alwaysWatch at: 01:17:40 / 01:18:00there looking back at me I don't evenplay basketball I don't know what I wasthinking plus that house is too close tothe cliff I just want to move back tothe first home I was in and if you moveme I'd really appreciate it okay allrighttick calm down just relax partner whatWatch at: 01:18:00 / 01:18:20do you want to do about this come onhelp out all doopy hmm just go back andmove my boxes it's that simple please[Music]good just meet me at the back of thehouse[Music]Watch at: 01:18:20 / 01:18:40okay so all I need you to do is move myboxes back to my old house[Music]Watch at: 01:18:40 / 01:19:00thanks again for doing this I know wedid end on a good note as soon as youleft it dawned on me that this house wasnot meant for me it's the basketballhoop I thought I would love it but itfelt like it was judging me taunting meWatch at: 01:19:00 / 01:19:20will be constantlydon't need ubi cause I was just tooclose to the cliff which gave me thecreeps thank you so much for doing thisI I really do appreciate itjust one more thingWatch at: 01:19:20 / 01:19:40no no more things we're not doing anymore things either give us the greenpower baby it would take you one of yourboxes all right all right here's yourgreen power baby I can't go any furtherWatch at: 01:19:40 / 01:20:00good lord that do P do for characterjust move it back and forth like a nutball like a lunaticWatch at: 01:20:00 / 01:20:20it's a [ __ ] wait wait big waste of ourtime partner we got a I'm reallythinking we can pull this off now youknow I mean after that big battle in thething and we got to get our we got to weshould have knocked doopy off the cliffto be completely Frankall right listen don't forget to dumpoff your power babiesWatch at: 01:20:20 / 01:20:40[ __ ] you got enough great power babiesto give me a new hitpoints a new healthpoint oh my god I'm gonna now I can takemore damage Oh see that's what happenswhen you collect these green powerbabies all right okay we're reallyrocking and rolling all right okayWatch at: 01:20:40 / 01:21:00that's good you got more there's stillmore out there you know there's a bunchof power babies still out there you knowI'm gonna give a really cool prize ifyou get them all right what's going onyou know we've got the cauldron you knowmeet me in the chair or peon you knowWatch at: 01:21:00 / 01:21:20I'm really starting to think we might beable to pull this off Rover get a holdof yourself get your [ __ ] together pullyour britches together so don't get sohighfalutin think you can pull this offa chair or peon is it true do you thinkyou can pull this offall right good I'm gonna need that kindof gumption and confidence because I'veWatch at: 01:21:20 / 01:21:40got a lot of money on the line herewe're ticket bets in the office at thegiant Space Station here as to whetheror not you dumb down to be able to savethe cosmos because we are [ __ ] wastedall of us now listen I need you todum-dums to get that stupid cauldronfilled with glory on gut clones gutsinto voodoo persons place I gotta getWatch at: 01:21:40 / 01:22:00the [ __ ] out of hereI got a sweaty wet person in my officethat I need to lick and hug and that's acultural thing and I don't want to youto be oppressing me about it over andoutcultural sensitivity you know [ __ ] thatguy [ __ ] him he's the reason I'm in thismess I'd be on my home planet right nowWatch at: 01:22:00 / 01:22:20at my favorite place empty peeperssipping a sloppy slap and I'm here withyour stupid ass look I'm sorry I don'tmean to call you stupid I really dothink we did a pretty good job backthere you know I mean maybe we maybemaybe we might be fit to figure thisstuff out together as a team we do havecertainly complementary skill sets butWatch at: 01:22:20 / 01:22:40I'm just upset about that my boss I amhumble I'm a humble person I'm humble as[ __ ] you know I got a [ __ ]rolls-royce I got a [ __ ] I got agiant mansion at my home place myworld I got a I got AI got a I wearRolex normally I'm not right nowWatch at: 01:22:40 / 01:23:00[Music]I sense there's people here this isWatch at: 01:23:00 / 01:23:20scary partner this is weird let's go ahwelcome I'm food new person I'm gonnatake your receptacle and enchant it withWatch at: 01:23:20 / 01:23:40science and things but I need a favorfrom you please set the vessel down infront of me please drop the vessel withall the Glock on you inside of it set itdown in front of me to set the vesseldown ah good work right where I askedyou to place it right in the spot closeWatch at: 01:23:40 / 01:24:00enough thank you very much I need you togo to there's a cursed village thevillagers Souls are tormented ineverlasting pain and they must be freedfrom their bodies to once again knowpeace they walk the area of theirWatch at: 01:24:00 / 01:24:20village aimlessly endlessly for eternityin pain and torment okay alright what doyou want us to do you have to go to thevillagers and kill them slay them sotheir spirits will be freed and they canonce again know peace from from the painWatch at: 01:24:20 / 01:24:40and torment that they are eternallyliving in because they've been cursedpartner what do you thinkall right okay thank you we'll be backall right good luck you too and whileyou're gone I'll be hard at workenchanting this vial of glory con cloneWatch at: 01:24:40 / 01:25:00juice and getting it all primed andready for the abstainers your boss toldme all about it I'm in the know I'm alllooped in with what's going on good luckhave fun don't have too much fundon't do anything I wouldn't doWatch at: 01:25:00 / 01:25:20[Music]oh my stomach oh I feel the rumblingfrom all the sticks that I put up insideWatch at: 01:25:20 / 01:25:40of my anus hole my stomach's of rumblingWatch at: 01:25:40 / 01:26:00I can't believe we're killing thesepeople but I will say at least we'regetting to do it under this beautifulgreen sky and the ground is sort oforanjee and the little their littlehouses are circular in orange it'spretty I mean I do lie I do appreciatethat hey partner maybe we should scopeWatch at: 01:26:00 / 01:26:20this place out before we kill anybodyyou know these villagers don't seempossessed they seem fairly put together[Music]Watch at: 01:26:20 / 01:26:40you know partner you know we don't haveto kill these villagers I mean we'llstill get the enchanted cauldron and allthat stuff she's a green endangeredpower baby we just saved it you have noidea how much this means to me manWatch at: 01:26:40 / 01:27:00[Music]we're not gonna kill any of themI hope mbuto person doesn't get upset IWatch at: 01:27:00 / 01:27:20mean that's what we came here forbut whatever you know you're calling theshots let's go back to voodoo person I'mglad you're the one controlling all thisI don't know if I can stomach doing thison my own feels like murder I know we'refreeing their spirits but Jesus JesusChrist fire partner did you do thatWatch at: 01:27:20 / 01:27:40this is insane I feel like we're in aslasherman I am we are killing people[Music]whoa you just got another green powerbaby dude you are making my dayWatch at: 01:27:40 / 01:28:00another green power baby wouldn't youmother Teresa over here what a good guy[Music]we are really killing villagers aren'twe man that was brutal killed them allWatch at: 01:28:00 / 01:28:20all right let's go back to voodoo personoh there's my favorite smellWatch at: 01:28:20 / 01:28:40I've been chilling a little shwayne eversince you two laugh conversing we killedall the villagers a good work wonderfuljob thank goodness you freed theirspirits I do think of their world andreminisce about the little brightpiercing blood red sky and the blueWatch at: 01:28:40 / 01:29:00grass and the little rectangular grayhomes that they lived in that's that'swhat it looked like right when you werethere that's what they're home that'swhat their little world looked likeright oh good good yes well you've readtheir spirits you did good work you're agood little soldier here's your bottleWatch at: 01:29:00 / 01:29:20of juice your little voodoo eyes glorkon hinge clone juice take that to theabstainers and do whatever the hell youneed to do just leave me be I wantprivacy in my little Hut I've got somedirty things I want to do to myself I'mnot gonna get into them while you'rehere but they're real dirty and grossWatch at: 01:29:20 / 01:29:40I'm gonna really give myself some someI'm gonna work myself over if you knowwhat I mean now get out of hereyou did your job Jesus Christ partner Ican't believe we killed all thoseinnocent villagers you know we can'ttell anybody about this okay look at meWatch at: 01:29:40 / 01:30:00all right look okay we got to take thisto our graves you got thatgoddamnit what I'm gonna throw upnever in a million years did I think I'dbe making a pact to it like this with achair or peon of all things of all amongcreatures on in this godforsaken cosmoswalk I'm gonna puke we killed all thoseWatch at: 01:30:00 / 01:30:20villagers then we gotta make a pact wegotta take this to the grave you and mein i whole monster in a chair or peon anunlikely duo making a pact we can't tellanybody about thisyou know something chair we're pianyou're not sooh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] going onWatch at: 01:30:20 / 01:30:40holy [ __ ] fries it's me clerk on you[ __ ] dumb pieces of [ __ ] like tryingto get your dog's back not gonna happensee him in my eyes they're [ __ ]crying right now it hurts them to be inmy eyes you guys are [ __ ] my clerk onclone guts trying to [ __ ] do one overon meWatch at: 01:30:40 / 01:31:00I don't think so I'll be taking those[ __ ] idiots can't believe theabstainers thought something as stupidwould work I'm a [ __ ] god with yourdogs in my eyes I'll be right back I'vegot a little surprise for you Oh whileI'm away look at the beautiful Vista tomy amazing lorkhan palace base behind anincredibly powerful shield forcefield iWatch at: 01:31:00 / 01:31:20intercepted your pod and placed you in anice spot with good view of my [ __ ]cool base of operations on the secrethidden planet I'll be right backholy [ __ ] partner what the [ __ ] are wesupposed to do surprise a little presentfor you it is it's a [ __ ] bomb JesusChrist the second you arrive at theabstainers location it's gonna dent meWatch at: 01:31:20 / 01:31:40and it's gonna kill the three abstainersalong with the two of you suck my giantblock on nuts [ __ ] [ __ ][ __ ] Carter you're gonna defuse thatbombdo whatever like hit buttons or figureWatch at: 01:31:40 / 01:32:00it outI gotta reroute the telepods I got tooverride the Taliban he's got us goingstraight for the abstainers it's gonnakill the abstainers ahead and you and meholy [ __ ] it looks just like that damnpuzzle from the tree trunk in them sheleave me world the first level of thegame [ __ ] impossible puzzle I thoughtWatch at: 01:32:00 / 01:32:20we weren't gonna do that in this game Ithought I thought we agreed we weren'tgonna do those sorts of game mechanicsin this game that's not what this gamesabout Jesus Christ why would they putanother one of these in the game it'snot the fun thing to do in the game sothe fun thing to do in a videogame seehit buttons it's like a QuickTime eventyeah hello Dragon Slayer from 1985Watch at: 01:32:20 / 01:32:40called and once it's [ __ ] lameQuickTime event [ __ ] whatever whocaresI got it I got it telepods doors areopen [ __ ] this bomb up this [ __ ] up[ __ ] this I'm kicking it out one twoand a three right out the [ __ ]telepods door look at that [ __ ] thingWatch at: 01:32:40 / 01:33:00flying away i overestimated this lorkhancharacter or maybe I didn't but whatevereither wayI'm pretty cemented on the fact thatthis guy's a [ __ ] [ __ ]TovahGero pian what happened clerk onintercepted the telepods somehow broughtus to his secret base and and then heWatch at: 01:33:00 / 01:33:20put a bomb in the telepods but get thisit was the world's shittiest [ __ ]bomb you know it was a [ __ ] piece of[ __ ] you know what I mean but but hisintentions were to kill you know all ofus you know me that the chair or peonthe three of you we were all supposed todie I'm sure I mean that that much isWatch at: 01:33:20 / 01:33:40clear to me but he's a [ __ ] idiotneed any [ __ ] [ __ ] up because he'sstupid that makes me feel pretty goodand comfortable and relaxed oh mygoodness oh my goodness gracious he'spast the point of reasoning he's gonemad if Gore can't redirect to thetelepods to his secret base then thatmeans the telepods has glork on secretWatch at: 01:33:40 / 01:34:00base location embedded into it and wecan determine where his secret basestrova chair or peonwe must engage in a reconnect it's avery risky and untested maneuver no oneknows exactly what happens when fourabstainers get manually reconnected butone thing is for sure it will probablyWatch at: 01:34:00 / 01:34:20strip lorkhan of his agency and almostdefinitely fold his consciousness backin two hours most likely that soundslike some sort of plan here our specialgrab throw chair upgrade things spit onthem ready three two onenormally I may be getting spit on youWatch at: 01:34:20 / 01:34:40know it's kind of a turn-on but not bythese guys you know not too much of afan of that all rightyou've just been endowed with the grabthrow chair upgrade and lets you graband throw objects wherever you lookwhere was this when Clark Khan had abomb strapped to our telepods your [ __ ]ass up trophy before we smack you acrossthe face backhanded like pimps do that'sWatch at: 01:34:40 / 01:35:00right we know about pimps we aresummoning four strange creatures herethey are these creatures are specialthey're the crystalized large creatureswe only have four you will need to goand find four more but for now I wantyou to pick these up and throw them intotwo of our eye holes connecting two ofWatch at: 01:35:00 / 01:35:20us chair or peon you must look at thecrystal power baby and hold the r2button to activate this new ability doit pick them up and throw the creaturesinto two of them Ohgood work you're a real pluggerI want the crystal our maybes in my eyesWatch at: 01:35:20 / 01:35:40do me now oh [ __ ] yeah we are now mergedwe feel very good this is very nice Ifeel very zen you must go out andcollect four more of the other specialfeatures they will need to be pluggedWatch at: 01:35:40 / 01:36:00into this abstainer it's up to tits meetTyler and Fleur calm go now go go getthe other crew special creatures gohurry come on right partner let's let'sleave them to it I'm all messed up backWatch at: 01:36:00 / 01:36:20here Lupe's help Jesus Christ that oneupstanders all [ __ ] up listen to himkind of makes me want to get drunk I saywe get drunk partner I say we get realdrunk once we finish all this [ __ ] I saywe take a shot every level[Music]Watch at: 01:36:20 / 01:36:40partner that's the boss calling good goahead and answer it hellodrover chair or peon you have to collectthese special creatures the crystallyones that need to be plugged into theabstainer and gloor kansai holes I foundthe location of a pair of them there inflesh world flesh world what is fleshWatch at: 01:36:40 / 01:37:00world well could be any number of thingsI truly have no idea and I it's not myjob to know that I don't give a [ __ ] allI know is the computer I looked atlocated the crystal babies and they'rein flesh world and I'm gonna make surethe telepods gets you right near wherethey are so you get out of the telepodsWatch at: 01:37:00 / 01:37:20on flesh world and you [ __ ] get thecrystal babies and let's just keep thishorse moving now let's talk a little bitabout flesh world what is it is it fleshis it a world why not call it skin worldwhy not call it skin planet I don't knowit's not my job to name things I'm theboss of this operation okay now get theWatch at: 01:37:20 / 01:37:40[ __ ] out of my sight I got [ __ ] to do[ __ ] it I got a homework assignment I'mdoing a crossword puzzle for my puppyfor my teacher I'm taking a night schoolclass see you guys at flesh world or Iwon't be there but you know what I meangood luck at flesh world man I am justWatch at: 01:37:40 / 01:38:00reeling and how stupid this chloric oncharacter is you know think she's alltough you might have your dogs pluggedinto his eyes and have superpowers butI'll tell you one superpower he doesn'thave the the superpower of intelligencethat was the dumbest bomb I've ever seenWatch at: 01:38:00 / 01:38:20in my life earlier that he tried to pulldidn't do nothing now all we got to dois find these crystal babies and we'llbe wrapped well this whole thing will bewrapped up real quick and you'll be backhome on your stupid chair place and I'llbe in my place and we'll have distantmemories of each other right partner youWatch at: 01:38:20 / 01:38:40and me distant memories Jesus Christthis [ __ ] place looks like acannibals paradise you know what I meangeez man this whole situation is reallygetting out of handWatch at: 01:38:40 / 01:39:00Watch at: 01:39:00 / 01:39:20[ __ ] guys alright partner let's getinside this place and get thatWatch at: 01:39:20 / 01:39:40get these [ __ ] crystal babies oh heywhat's going on broI'm upgrade teddy you're waiting for thezoo to open to that place ain't right mybaby bro in in there last week and henever returned I just hope he didn'tforget his heart medication is a boarleg you heard of it it's the branddoctors trust most of the time speakingof time we've been on here so damn longthat I built this game want to give it aWatch at: 01:39:40 / 01:40:00go here you're gonna need this powerbaby upgrade oh shoot we got a powerbaby upgrade partner let's get thispuppy installed in me man look at theselittle sons of [ __ ] going at it oh mygod this is incredibleyou know if they put this on a SportsNetwork I would watch it I'd bet moneyWatch at: 01:40:00 / 01:40:20on it all right you got the power babyupgrade it's all installed now I justhit the triangle button for a new heavysweet ass attack movepress the triangle button hit the bug inthe air look and press r2 then toss itat the target bull-fucking-shit waitbefore we do this I just want to makesure these aren't your pets or anythingWatch at: 01:40:20 / 01:40:40are they what no who would have wildanimals pets that's [ __ ] crazy stupid[ __ ] do you think my brother's dead youWatch at: 01:40:40 / 01:41:00know but who cares about a bunch ofgrade-a beef cakes locking up refreshingWatch at: 01:41:00 / 01:41:20I want to get my baby bro baby bro babybro back nice you guys are playing mygame it looks fun I haven't even playedWatch at: 01:41:20 / 01:41:40it[Music][Music]my baby don't you worry about me andWatch at: 01:41:40 / 01:42:00those these green power babies I'm gonnatake care of those but first we got toget inside this Zoo are you gonna get init's all locked up stupid um you thinkthis is my first time breaking into azoo huh I break into zoos all the time Ijust broke into a zoo last week why forthe same reason I do everything Chrisgets I know they got Chris gets in thereWatch at: 01:42:00 / 01:42:20and I'm ready to get back on that horseoh man I had to stop eating those theykept making me pee blood I don't know ifyou guys know it's like to stand on abox ready fresh all day but that's whatI've been doing and I'd describe it toyou but I just sort of did I don't knowWatch at: 01:42:20 / 01:42:40how we're look slocked to meman this place you know it's it's allsquishy and wet here there's veinseverywhere not a fan of this place it'swet and gross that's all I got to sayabout itWatch at: 01:42:40 / 01:43:00yeah we'll be sure to keep an eye outfor them excuse me we need some helphere hello sir over Phil Hales GayleWatch at: 01:43:00 / 01:43:20Jenkins Wow uh uh it's been a whileit sure has Trevor you look nice withthose new power babies in your eyes ohyeah thanks what what have you been upto Gayle does it look like I've been upto trover I'm the head zookeeper of myown goddamn zoo that's rightI'm keeping the zoo all by myself andWatch at: 01:43:20 / 01:43:40it's my [ __ ] Zoo what have you beenup toslumming it with the chair or pee and Isee so what are you trophies newroommate I'm talking to you chair orbeing are you as new roommate yes or noyou know the system yes or no are you asnew roommate huh we'll be careful if heWatch at: 01:43:40 / 01:44:00treats you anything like you treated meyou'll be stuck paying last month's rentand the cleaning depositlisten Gail we're just here to see thecrystal babies oh you want to see thecrystal babies we'll go by all means onyour own a little way and find him I'msure you couldn't help but notice thatthe gate to the flesh Safari is closedbut I'm not gonna help you troffer ifyou were any other one of my zoo guestsWatch at: 01:44:00 / 01:44:20I'll give you a lift but guess what [ __ ]you now let me get back to what I wasdoing a second agowho's counting paper thanks Gail okaypartner let's figure out how to get this[ __ ] flush safari door open[Music]Jesus Chris I can't believe it's [ __ ]Watch at: 01:44:20 / 01:44:40my old roommate Gayle made sure you hadditched out on some of the rent moneybut the guy's [ __ ] insane I'm tellingyou he used to come into my bedroom andjust scream about lasagna for no reasonhe was like in a trance I couldn't eventalk to him this is not good we got toget these [ __ ] crystal babies to getthe [ __ ] out of here partner I'm tellingWatch at: 01:44:40 / 01:45:00you this guy's [ __ ] insane one timehe threw a party said all his bestfriends were gonna be thereit came out my room and I talked topeople nobody knew who he was I don'tknow where he found these people I gotthe [ __ ] out of there good work goodWatch at: 01:45:00 / 01:45:20worktrover and European opening my Zoo [ __ ]door and have fun have a good time and Ihope you find my crystal babies and geta good pee padam this trench zoo isn'teasy to open I'm telling your partnerI'm getting weird vibes about this placeyou know prison [ __ ] you hurry up andWatch at: 01:45:20 / 01:45:40get the crystal babies and get the hellout of here give me over here hey heyhey come on you got to help me outI shouldn't be here I'm innocent[Music]Watch at: 01:45:40 / 01:46:00wow what a beautiful lake ha what thatgreen stuff is probably better not toWatch at: 01:46:00 / 01:46:20find out would you stop jumping me in alittle acid please[Music]Watch at: 01:46:20 / 01:46:40what's going on what the [ __ ] - I knewyou were coming all along you play mefor a dum-dum I lived with you for howmany years here we go skipped out of my240 dollar rent and whatever bill andWatch at: 01:46:40 / 01:47:00I'm angry with you so I got in bed withthese chicken nugget characters that Ibarely know guys that's right jails inbed with us it's Gale Gale sorry girlsin bed with us and you're [ __ ]remember us yeah [ __ ] you we're gonnaWatch at: 01:47:00 / 01:47:20[ __ ] kill your [ __ ] stupid ass wehave amazing train ninja level somepeople now what the [ __ ] we gottenourselves into got yourself into a real[ __ ] pile of funk we're sitting ourtoughest karate chop clone fighters innow we got to deal with this head-onthat's right Rover you got to deal withWatch at: 01:47:20 / 01:47:40this head-on cuz you're a [ __ ] nakedlittle purple monster and you [ __ ] paperseven hundred and forty dollarsdamn it's a coincidence or wasn't itquits into his feet because I might sueWatch at: 01:47:40 / 01:48:00the dog that's also where I live inanimals it's not a prison and then allof a sudden these chicken nuggetcharacters showed up and they said and Isaid what are you talking about and theysaid well there's this team and weWatch at: 01:48:00 / 01:48:20Watch at: 01:48:20 / 01:48:40[ __ ] you maybe you know this about yourWatch at: 01:48:40 / 01:49:00little pal trover but he used to be Iwould be in people's mouths where it'ssupposed to that's what the world wasWatch at: 01:49:00 / 01:49:20like majority of goddamn sick I peed inpeople's mouths because of a [ __ ] andWatch at: 01:49:20 / 01:49:40[ __ ] all of this [ __ ] and if somebodywere to take that last phone and put itin place it wouldn't read it's funny asit did when I said out loud but I don'tcare because there's no journalistsaround or actually launderersWatch at: 01:49:40 / 01:50:00just shit-talking him while he wasjerking up to a jungleWatch at: 01:50:00 / 01:50:20he wrote the romance novel what are youWatch at: 01:50:20 / 01:50:40talking about calm that's offensiveit's horrible teacherthat's where they're the bad guys maybeyou don't know that trover dojo the lossof our clone warriors what I signed acontract with you to you specificallyWatch at: 01:50:40 / 01:51:00said if you kill trover and the champion[ __ ] youI guess we're gonna have to go down anddeal with this just because you might beWatch at: 01:51:00 / 01:51:20persevering doesn't mean that you're nota cheerless what what are you talkingWatch at: 01:51:20 / 01:51:40about Gail you always said chair orpians couldn't slip aroundthat's why they'd never be in gymmystical in the super special gymnastalien Special OlympicsWatch at: 01:51:40 / 01:52:00[Music][Music][Music]Watch at: 01:52:00 / 01:52:20[Music]trova you son-of-a-bitchgood thing I made for a black up planI'm gonna squirt out a bunch of littlecube creatures out of these giant cubesthat are up here and they're gonna killWatch at: 01:52:20 / 01:52:40you just because those chicken nuggetpeople couldn't do it doesn't mean Ican't trover you're [ __ ]initiate little tiny cube monstersshields down to creatures go get that$720 trova it's elasticWatch at: 01:52:40 / 01:53:00my cubes down Joey you're [ __ ]serious traces oh you're a racist uhwhat are you doing what do you is creepygirl because because I'm defeatedWatch at: 01:53:00 / 01:53:20oh they're not my screen jumps downare you here where the [ __ ] are you areyou under Brown so well [ __ ] you I'mgonna tell you where I amWatch at: 01:53:20 / 01:53:40[Music]HeyJesus cries fun girlsoh Jesus Christ [ __ ] what are youtalking about Yale your alien JesusWatch at: 01:53:40 / 01:54:00bright where'd you hear that fromthat's not very alien of you oh it'sgonna tell anybody that so stores besecretsoon as you tell somebody here launchingfor personal visitation it disappears OhWatch at: 01:54:00 / 01:54:20here would you shut upthey're not my screenWatch at: 01:54:20 / 01:54:40Jesus Christ the [ __ ] gossipmongerAsst mean all the [ __ ] he was saying youknow all [ __ ] you know one of themost offensive things Jesus Christ theWatch at: 01:54:40 / 01:55:00[ __ ] gossipmonger Asst I mean I meanall the [ __ ] he was saying you know all[ __ ] you know one of the mostoffensive things I I heard aside fromall the aids come stuff was that he wascalling me a Charest I'm not a charest Imean one of my best friends was a chairWatch at: 01:55:00 / 01:55:20or peon you know you believe me rightpartner are you sure because you knowyou don't seem like that what you thinkthat way would it help if I told you Islept with the chair or peon I sleptwith the chair or being you know we'rebuddies and were and we're friends thatWatch at: 01:55:20 / 01:55:40were partners let's let let's let'slet's get a move on let's get a hustleon we got to get these [ __ ] crystalbabies and then I don't want to be Idon't want to be around you after thatWatch at: 01:55:40 / 01:56:00partner I'm pretty sure that's theexhibit right up ahead that's gonna haveone of those crystal creatures that weneed in it get the crystal creature getthe hell out of here you knowWatch at: 01:56:00 / 01:56:20listen I'm not racist against chair orpians you know get Gayle's racistagainst everybody of course a racistWatch at: 01:56:20 / 01:56:40would call another person a racist he'sracist against the carp torian's he usedto say that they all had the biggestteeth he ever saw and I was like whatthe [ __ ] are you talking about yeahthat's super racist and he's like thosecarb torian's teeth are so big and weirdand like crooked and weird and like getWatch at: 01:56:40 / 01:57:00in the way of people are trying to geton the bus and all those sort of thingsI was like what are you talking aboutGayle and he said those carp torian'steeth are so big that one of them shovedright up my ass that's what he said soI'm not the racist one you know I meanI'm obviously Gayle is so I don't knowwhat the [ __ ] he's talking about anywayswhy don't even talk hey there's thecrystal baby straight ahead twelveWatch at: 01:57:00 / 01:57:20o'clock holy [ __ ] that thing just atethe crystal baby he's trying to eat itwe gotta stop him nice one partner niceshot partnerWatch at: 01:57:20 / 01:57:40oh [ __ ] partner nice shot he's gonnafreakin swallow it partneryes you get it that's what I'm talkingabout partner alright now let's go findthe other crystal baby and get the F outof here[Music]nice snip flick we should keep our eyesWatch at: 01:57:40 / 01:58:00peeled for more of these little greennips to flick you know this is nip flipcity I see you've stolen one of mycrystal babies well a lot of good that'sWatch at: 01:58:00 / 01:58:20gonna do you because you're stuck inhere with me cuz I lock this place uptighter than a little dog it's by theway if your intention is to get thesecond crystal baby good luck doing thatbecause it's in my roommates spot my newroommate whoo whoo whoo who's a goodperson who would never do it youth thethings you used to do so good luck andWatch at: 01:58:20 / 01:58:40you're stuck here forever so [ __ ] youout of here I don't think you will troveit cuz you're a messy little dumper younever did like being called a dumper didyou troll her well that's what you areyou're a doctor goddammit Gail that'sWatch at: 01:58:40 / 01:59:00really offensive I don't careyou're a dumper with a capital D partnercome on let's put into that you're stuckin here for life you ain't ever gonnaget out of here you think you're gonnaget out of this place no way Jose[Music]Watch at: 01:59:00 / 01:59:20unlike you my new roommate he'll eat allthe turkey he doesn't even care I don'tlike Turkey partner come on do somethingseems like you're chill repeatingpartner it's a little cool at a loss foraction well let me tell you more aboutmy good new roommate he wouldn't leaveme with $720 problem to handle like youWatch at: 01:59:20 / 01:59:40come on do something Gil leave me alone[Music]my new roommate has 12 testicles unlikeyardtiny little testicle that stuck insideWatch at: 01:59:40 / 02:00:00your body they even external and saggyand bouncy like my new roommates eighttesticles yeah what are you talkingabout why are you so obsessed withtesticlesoh that's just with anything drover I'mobsessed with being paid back when Ideserve injustice tokens and I'm gettingthose right now you're trapped in myWatch at: 02:00:00 / 02:00:20okay Gail or partner please you figureout a way out of this room part they'renever gonna get out of here you chat forthe whole 100 percent enchilada there'sonly one way you're gonna get out andthat's with death by dying when you diein here so you might as well put mycrystal baby back over with your oneWatch at: 02:00:20 / 02:00:40testicle that's deeply embedded insidethe core of the trunk of your torso andnot dangling out like other creaturestesticles domy new roommate has eight testiclesdangling Oh spread around his five okayGail we get it you like testiclespartner please will you let us out beWatch at: 02:00:40 / 02:01:00you figure out a way out of here[Music][Music]okay okay please leave us alone burgerWatch at: 02:01:00 / 02:01:20come on we gotta figure this holy [ __ ]you did it partner you open the doorlet's gosake we're gonna [ __ ] get intosomething but you're not gonna doanything right now today would you teaWatch at: 02:01:20 / 02:01:40building seminar now we're invincibleone blow fell back trust appeal you calltrust we trust each otherlost clones trust each other keep stilltrust without us that's what we learnedin the seminar when you destroyed ourWatch at: 02:01:40 / 02:02:00encampment in that other world had aseminar about trustwe lifted a clerk on cologne above ourheads as a crew is that the trust welearned about trauma killed so many ofus alreadywhy are you keep murdering usWatch at: 02:02:00 / 02:02:20Watch at: 02:02:20 / 02:02:40excuse me that's my roommates room whatWatch at: 02:02:40 / 02:03:00are you trying to do kill my screen letme get back to what I was talking aboutWatch at: 02:03:00 / 02:03:20[Music]oh thank god partner I was sick ofhearing that son-of-a-bitch my oldroommate mr. lawyer make lions and guylies about everything I know all the[ __ ] he said is a lie let's figure itWatch at: 02:03:20 / 02:03:40out how to get into the roommate spot[Music][Music]Watch at: 02:03:40 / 02:04:00[Music]did it partner okay come on let's getthat other crystal baby and get the [ __ ]out of here I'm so hungryWatch at: 02:04:00 / 02:04:20Watch at: 02:04:20 / 02:04:40[Music]Watch at: 02:04:40 / 02:05:00[Music]I'm hungry oh my god this is JesusChrist really into this weirdo oh my godWatch at: 02:05:00 / 02:05:20it's people holy [ __ ] you guys gotta getthe [ __ ] out of here quick the guy whoruns this place is insane relax dude weknow we do don't you relax dude me youdon't get it I used to be the same sizeas you but look what they did to me I'ma monster I came here cuz I thought itWatch at: 02:05:20 / 02:05:40was a zoo but it's not yeah I know wejust I've been trapped in here for tenyearsthat's a decade look at meI'm so hungry and fat and horny oh mygod please please you have to feed meWatch at: 02:05:40 / 02:06:00feed me door to door as mostdoor-to-door salesmen would do and allfor people whose own well-wornunderneath that's the yellow know methat's the one I wanted want it nowno no oh it's so good it's so freakygood OhWatch at: 02:06:00 / 02:06:20oh my god thank you so much you do notknow how hungry I was oh hey questionfor you and you can say no if you wantbut would you mind feeding me some bluenum num oh I love the blue num numit puts yellow to shame I love the [ __ ]Watch at: 02:06:20 / 02:06:40out of the num nums that are blue comeon we don't have time for this we needto find the other crystal baby crystalbabywell the crystal baby exhibit is rightbehind me goddamnit of course it is Ithought maybe you were sitting on it orsomething tell you what you toss me onemore tasty treat and I'll roll right outof your way come on toss me a tasty blueWatch at: 02:06:40 / 02:07:00treat come on man are you dense the bluefeeder is right over thereway up there over there to the leftthat's the blue feeder what do you likea wing nut you gotta go up and get theblue no nuts it comes out of the bluefeeder way over there over there dareWatch at: 02:07:00 / 02:07:20come on please[Music]Watch at: 02:07:20 / 02:07:40above all just opened that's allit's a giant butthole that just openedwe can it's a loose butthole let's go inthere[Music]Watch at: 02:07:40 / 02:08:00[Music]I hate those little bastards sure showWatch at: 02:08:00 / 02:08:20them though that'll teach them a lessonI'll take rotten hell good work theseWatch at: 02:08:20 / 02:08:39[ __ ] great power babies I swear toGod[Music][Applause][Music]Watch at: 02:08:39 / 02:09:00chewie chewie y'all yeah that's great noone cares now get the hell out of my wayI will I swear I will just as soon asWatch at: 02:09:00 / 02:09:20you toss that little juicy bug downthere right into my mouthoh that's sick you want to eat thoseyeah that's one oh that's good stuffhmm how come it tastes so good yep Ifeel so bad there's still ain't enoughpapa boy needs to eat go to that cliffWatch at: 02:09:20 / 02:09:39the one in front of me that's where youcan activate mine um no maker Jesus howbig is this guy gonna get aren't youfull alreadygood lord can you just give us thecrystal baby shut up and feed me allright fine fine but this better be worthour timeyou better not be jerking us aroundniffle okay that looks like the platformWatch at: 02:09:39 / 02:10:00okay easyfeed me the nums oh [ __ ] look at that uhuh a little another button I can get itdrop me down there and I'll hit thatbutton oh I'm in VietnamI need no yeahWatch at: 02:10:00 / 02:10:20Watch at: 02:10:20 / 02:10:39stop fighting each other Jesus ChristWatch at: 02:10:39 / 02:11:00Watch at: 02:11:00 / 02:11:20Gail's roommate ate the crystal babywell I wouldn't have ever done that so Iclearly was a better roommate than thischaracter ever could have been eventhough we realized he's not actually hisroommate was clearly trapped hereagainst his will well I hope you'rehappyyou ruined my zoo you stole my crystalWatch at: 02:11:20 / 02:11:39babies and you killed my the bestroommate I ever had you may as well ifjust [ __ ] in my mouth and stuck a twigbetween my little bags because that'show I feel the fat gates are open trophyI'm sorry Gail but the entire cosmos isat stake oh woe is me the cosmos is atWatch at: 02:11:39 / 02:12:00stakeit smells like a dead hookers mouth inhere hey you guys yeah you do over hereI know what that button does it opens upthat door and there's five thanks it'sgood to be free aren't you gonna go noWatch at: 02:12:00 / 02:12:20but it's good to know that I can well onthat note can we please get out of herewe got off you both the [ __ ] out of hereI was so caught up at the moment Ididn't even realize what we were doingyou know we we just force-fed someone toWatch at: 02:12:20 / 02:12:39death that's what he wanted though rightI mean he died doing what he loves heyyou two come over here holy [ __ ] Ididn't think you guys would make it didyou find Donnie did you find my baby broWatch at: 02:12:39 / 02:13:00now what we're gonna keep looking foryou until we get tired or hungry orbored and then when I watch it and thenwe'll probably just stop and [ __ ]blow our brains out yeah all right I'llbe here waitingdid I mention him all right listen don'tforget to dump off your power babiesWatch at: 02:13:00 / 02:13:20I got another hit point I could take onemore hit of damage all thanks to yourgreen power baby huh partner if you tryWatch at: 02:13:20 / 02:13:39to collect them all look a little harderthere's a lot more out there it lookslike there's still a lot of power babiesleft out there you know being real niceif we went out and got them drove ourEuropean tell me you got some good newsdon't let me down good news boss we gotall the crystal babies well tickle myWatch at: 02:13:39 / 02:14:00pickle green if someone had told me thata Burnout i whole monster and a dirtychair up Ian's wouldn't be the ones tosave the universe excuse me you knowwhat boss I gotta tell you I reallydon't like you talking about my partnerthat way where's that Rover you do itall the time you little piece of [ __ ] nono no I don't yes you do trove are youWatch at: 02:14:00 / 02:14:20just the other day you called him a lazylab llama with limited little llama legsI heard you say it are you gonna [ __ ]him tonight it to me right now in myface when I [ __ ] hurt you say it andI [ __ ] saw your lips move when yousaid it you little [ __ ] to work nowlet's save the goddamn universe droverthis is Christ look I may have saidWatch at: 02:14:20 / 02:14:39those things but it's different nowwe're bonded we're partners I mean youknow what we're gonna change the subjectwe're gonna change the subject uh we gotthe crystal babies let's go uh let'slet's go [ __ ] let's do it let's do ityeah sure let's go do it whatever yousay what I I don't even care we're gonnasave the cosmos take the crystal babiesWatch at: 02:14:39 / 02:15:00to the abstainers plug them into theireyes and reconnect them and then we'llreconvene and discuss the next stepsso listen you heard a lot of stuff aboutme from Gail and all the stuff Gail saidI did it's true I don't know why I'mtelling you this I'm a different personWatch at: 02:15:00 / 02:15:20now than I was you know I did used to becherished and yeah I used to pee in thesink and yes I I [ __ ] a shrink 'el anda dinkle but I'm changed I feel changedsince I've been with you and kind ofwe've been going on doing all this stufftogether I feel different towards cheerorphans you know yeah you're just likeme we're on another level of friendshipnow I drink a beer with you at myWatch at: 02:15:20 / 02:15:39favorite drink and hold the emptypeepers that's the place in my homeworld that I love to go to they know howto deliver a drink right into your eyeholes but I'm sure we'd figure out a wayfor you to enjoy a drink there too Itell them you're my pal my chair or peonpal and I'd defend your back cuz I knowthey'd all be really cherished towardsyou because most of my planet isWatch at: 02:15:39 / 02:16:00cherished but anyways you're my bestfriend now let's go finish up this [ __ ]we're gonna be done with this and thenyou and me are gonna be an empty peepersoh look who's back whoa oh geezhe seems wasted man you know of himdying to tell you guys you know you knowWatch at: 02:16:00 / 02:16:20I Clark Khan's doing all this right it'sbecause of his true love he's beentrying to create the perfect recipe ofPlanet combinations to bring about theexistence of his dream girl you knowit's true lovewhat yes since Gloor Khan was able tosee all the future eventually she'll eatWatch at: 02:16:20 / 02:16:40hello trover please hurry install thecrystal creatures into the drunkabstainers eyes I'm not drunk I'm justtalking the truth over hereWatch at: 02:16:40 / 02:17:00[Music][Music]all right so what do you want us to befor all right okay we're gonna head outWatch at: 02:17:00 / 02:17:20good head out and as you walk back toWatch at: 02:17:20 / 02:17:40the telepods we'll just go ahead and letyou know that you know we don't knowwhat's going on you know our brains areall amuck you know it's all muddied wecan't really predict the future ofanything right now because gorkon's outthere changing the present you know he'sdoing things and we don't know what thehell those rippling effects are we don'tWatch at: 02:17:40 / 02:18:00even know what he's up towe have no idea what he's doing but allwe know is it's we know for sure he'she's just trying to bring a bring aboutthe the true love of his life and thenyou gotta just get those specialcreatures anyways what do you play whatdo you guys want to talk about we're alltalking in one unified voice we're gonnaWatch at: 02:18:00 / 02:18:20put a special effect on all this so itsounds like three voices like a flangeor a chorus effect or something so itactually sounds like three characterstalking despite the fact that it's justme one just me the voice actor talkingit's just one voice but we put a specialWatch at: 02:18:20 / 02:18:40effect to make it sound like threecharacters talking at onceyou know what I'm done I'm done I saidenough who gives a [ __ ]all right chair or peon troffer goodwork I see you've got the abstainers alllinked up that's good to hearWatch at: 02:18:40 / 02:19:00now you're gonna have to get those lasttwo crystals and you're gonna want to gomeet my buddyone of my pals a fella named George he'sgot the next pair of special creaturesstored in a secret place secret planethe'll probably hand him over to you withlittle effort on your part he's a gooddude one of my best pals and hope youguys share our pian you doing youWatch at: 02:19:00 / 02:19:20feeling pretty good you're doing okayall right good that's good that's goodto hear I'm happy to hear that you'refeeling good all right get out there andwe're getting close we're getting closeto the final part of this whole thingawesome feeling a little weird right nowbecause we just found out glork Khan'smotivation is just true love oh thatmakes you feel weird does it does thatmake you feel weird chair or peon yeah IWatch at: 02:19:20 / 02:19:40didn't think it was relatable who's everyour love is a joke anyways no one'sever felt real love that's that's a signof a sociopath lunaticif you feel loved relatable my shoeyou too get out of there get out of herego talk to chit of George you're a bunchof duck doofuses go get your work doneWatch at: 02:19:40 / 02:20:00George go talk to himtake the telepods there hurry up get ahustle onoh wait what's going onWatch at: 02:20:00 / 02:20:20I'm bathtub guy oh [ __ ] I'm so sorrypartner I don't think this is George thetelepods might have misfired oh yes I'mGeorge but when I'm in the bathroompeople call me bathtub guy you guys hereto play a little midnight showlisten we do have big stuff to do butWatch at: 02:20:20 / 02:20:40maybe what's midnight shuffle you knowmidnight shuffle it's when to consensualadults tuck in there chump hop in a tuband sit knee to kneeya know I know why would we want to dothat cuz it feels good look I gotta beat a birthday party in about an hour butWatch at: 02:20:40 / 02:21:00if we hurry I'm sure we can get it doneright hey listen we're not here for somemidnight shuffle okayour boss sent us here to pick up someCristal babies oh [ __ ] well why don'tyou say so I know boss that SOB owes me13 space dollars in 15 space hairs hecame over time for a little cream dreamWatch at: 02:21:00 / 02:21:20action that's when two dudes turn up theAC really hot then sit in the bathtubfull of creamed corn and scream anywaytwelve days go by and we finally get outof the tub right I mean look at ourWatch at: 02:21:20 / 02:21:40bodies raw pruning my fingers were sotiny I wanted to touch and just as he'sabout to leave I go hey manthat'll be 13 space dinner bronies night13 what then all of a sudden boss takesoff running now I don't know if you knowthis or not but boss is as agile as aWatch at: 02:21:40 / 02:22:00greased baby going down the waterslideso the only way I'm gonna catch him isif I pull out my hookah cooky and givehim a world the pearly so that's what Ido I mean that in real estate of courseI've been selling a lot of real estatein Manhattan lately so that's beenworking out but property values aregoing up the roofWatch at: 02:22:00 / 02:22:20so it's hard to find clients whoactually want to invest into a propertybut I always try to tell them in fasterbecause if you don't you'll be caught ina snowstorm later wishing your head youdon't want to be stuck in the apartmentpaying $4,000 worth or it when you couldhave bought a place on 34th Street forless than that do you ten years down theWatch at: 02:22:20 / 02:22:40line you won't even think about it butmy mother always says bathtub guy shutup about real estate but I just keep alltalking about it because it's a greatinvestment if you want to make somethingout of your life another greatinvestment ice cream on Sundays trustWatch at: 02:22:40 / 02:23:00hey this is porcelain [ __ ] don't hitthis [ __ ] look I'm sorry manokay okay okay right so what I wassaying was another great investment icecream on Sundays trust me ice cream onSundays will make you feel closer to Godtrust that because ice cream is sweetWatch at: 02:23:00 / 02:23:20did you know what else is sweet churchchurch is very sweet I'm a Christian manbut I don't necessarily believe inChristianity isn't that crazy you knowmy mother certainly says it is but Idon't let that stop me from getting outand preaching half of the word now I'llWatch at: 02:23:20 / 02:23:40grab a Bible tear out half of it andthen live by that part of the Bible OldTestament New Testament no clue I justpoint to a page and I go a lot of timesthat ends up being revelations so I tellpeople hey if it's the end of the worldmight as well get in the real estate heyWatch at: 02:23:40 / 02:24:00hey sorry that bathtub guy Georgewhatever the world is at stake can youjust hand over the crystal babies pleaseoh I'm sorry I didn't realize I wasbeing such a nuisance to my twouninvited guestslook I'm sorry we're not trying to be an[ __ ] oh you don't need to try it justcomes natural to you okay I'm sorryWatch at: 02:24:00 / 02:24:20your sorries in a sack well I don't gotitthey're on loan tootech world oh hey [ __ ] I know we're techworld is [ __ ] tech world man rightnow let's see if you know where the dooristhat means leave [ __ ] give tutorbirdsWatch at: 02:24:20 / 02:24:40Wow partner would you take a look atthis cool tech world this gear world manthis is gonna be a fun it looks likethey're trapped in some force fieldsinside of a weird machine let's go getthem[Music]Watch at: 02:24:40 / 02:25:00[Music]Watch at: 02:25:00 / 02:25:20DNA father man those claw hunt clonesWatch at: 02:25:20 / 02:25:40bunch of idiots no idea how they keeppopping up wherever we are no time tosoak in the landscape we got to getthese crystal creatures these gears whoaWatch at: 02:25:40 / 02:26:00we're on the gears anyways like I wassaying no time to soak in the landscapewe got to get these these crystalcreatures and then figure out a way howto get him into Glore Khan's eyesWatch at: 02:26:00 / 02:26:20partner let's let's get these crystalthese gears we're on gears now anywayslike I was saying let's get the things Idon't knowWatch at: 02:26:20 / 02:26:40is this too dim I talking too longoh great here we go thought they weregonna [ __ ] god I almost feel kind ofWatch at: 02:26:40 / 02:27:00bad for these guysalright look what I see holy [ __ ]partner we got to grab the crystalWatch at: 02:27:00 / 02:27:20babies they're down over by the telepodswe got to get them and let's get thehell out of here ha ha hasurprised it's me that's right I playedWatch at: 02:27:20 / 02:27:40right into my hands you're a couple of[ __ ] idiots the bomb I planted inyour telepods was never intended to killyou or the abstainers I wanted you tomerge the abstainers litter know whybecause of this this device I'm gonna beable to merge put your world usingthat's right the power of the abstainersnow if the crystal baby's plugged intoWatch at: 02:27:40 / 02:28:00my device they're connected to the otherthree abstainers here we go[Music]hahahahait worked this is just the start a smallWatch at: 02:28:00 / 02:28:20machine in just a handful of worlds mynext machine is gonna include the powerof your dogs and it's gonna merge 87worlds down to five massive ones all inone fell swoop unfortunately it's gonnakill the other three abstainers as wellas your dogs in the process what a shameoh what a shametoo bad you're trapped here with no wayout no food no water no telepods allWatch at: 02:28:20 / 02:28:40according to plan now that everything'sall jumbled up no one's gonna be able tohelp find you good luck you [ __ ] [ __ ]oh geez partner now we're trapped withWatch at: 02:28:40 / 02:29:00no place to go we're basically like TomHanks in castaway you know we're gonnahave to live the rest of our lives hereI mean this is it glory Con one this ishorribleI mean yeah well we got a focus onsurvival now we got we we got to justWatch at: 02:29:00 / 02:29:20let everything but forget about the dogsforget about you know trying to stoplorkhan it's Tom Hanks style now fromcastaway ever see that movie I mean youshould check it out real quick and thencome back so we we're gonna have to dealwith this I mean this we got to startfiguring out where we're gonna get foodwe should start trying to build shelterWatch at: 02:29:20 / 02:29:40holy [ __ ] what what the hell was thathello excuse me we need some help herehey hey oh what's going on boss send meout here sales some commotion going onso I came in the telepods have you heardWatch at: 02:29:40 / 02:30:00of one of those of course you haven'tit's my [ __ ] telepods it's the newesttelepods I just cleaned it outsideinside I [ __ ] love that telepods allright cool i'ma solve his mystery I'mgonna get to the bottom of this I'mbeing trover there's gonna be a wholespin-off of me on this game I got astory too I'm pink huh awesome and I'mWatch at: 02:30:00 / 02:30:20gonna figure this [ __ ] outnobody [ __ ] meetthat big [ __ ] version of me there's alot of us has a [ __ ] telepods youheard him thread around the corner let'sgo hurry it's our only way out of here Iwant to be [ __ ] trapped here for therest of my lifeWatch at: 02:30:20 / 02:30:40oh my god that poor pink trover what anidiot what a dummyholy [ __ ] but also wow this is a reallyWatch at: 02:30:40 / 02:31:00nice fancy telepods I mean it's betterthan that garbage we've been using thiswhole time I mean it's got differentgets different colors I think this is aChi 8000 model wow it's got all kinds ofdoodads in here I mean it looks prettymuch the same but I mean there's allkinds of doodads in itpink trover what did you find it oh it'sWatch at: 02:31:00 / 02:31:20you - I must have misdialed trover chairor peon things are looking very grim theseveral word worlds have been mergedyour dogs and the abstainers are goingto be killed I can't get a hold of theabstainers glar cogs blocked access tothe inner sanctumtelepods has blocked from going there tocome to my office hurry I'll brief youWatch at: 02:31:20 / 02:31:40there on what the next steps are butthis [ __ ] is all totally changed shitsall [ __ ] up it's unpredictableeverything just took a try and left turnI'll see you at my office we [ __ ]played right into Clark Khan's handswhere we're [ __ ] idiotshe's he we thought he was so stupid he'sWatch at: 02:31:40 / 02:32:00a [ __ ] genius he played us like afiddle and now he's got control of theabstainers and any xeni some and he'sgot the crystal babies we need those[ __ ] crystal babies you know and he'sgot your dog still we haven't reallydone anything we ever thought much ofanything I mean this might as well bethe beginning of the video game I meanwe might as well started the video gameWatch at: 02:32:00 / 02:32:20like right here narrative Lee becausethat's basically where we're at we'rebasically at the [ __ ] begin beginningaside from all the [ __ ] you knownarrative story arc put between you andme and like you know our friendship andall that stuff I mean we may as wellthis may as well be the boot up screenfor the game right now because we're[ __ ] back to square zero this isWatch at: 02:32:20 / 02:32:40[ __ ] Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] are wegonna do [ __ ] I didn't see this comingdid you see this coming yes or no comeon not your little [ __ ] peanutdid you see this [ __ ] coming or not ohreally you saw this coming yeah I I findthat very highly unlikely you [ __ ]lying little peanut head now let's getWatch at: 02:32:40 / 02:33:00the [ __ ] out of here and figure this[ __ ] outtrover chair or peon what took you solong to get back here what were youplaying with your ding-dong yes or no uhyou were playing with your ding-dongthat's good it's healthy it's naturalWatch at: 02:33:00 / 02:33:20it's hot and sexy and it's gonna helpprepare you with what I have to tell youright now bunch of worlds are alldestroyed you know the this device isbeing powered by the abstainers throughthe crystal babies alright boss wellwhat are the abstainers say I mean whatare the abstainers want us to do we'velost all contact with the abstainersWatch at: 02:33:20 / 02:33:40trover the last thing they said to mewas the clerk on was planning to blow upa bunch of planets in the tar vocalicsea which is admittedly very very faraway and fairly inconsequential to usbut still it's it's just a bunch ofcrazy [ __ ] wait a minute so all hewas gonna do was just merge a handful ofworlds together there big deal troverthis [ __ ] merged a bunch ofWatch at: 02:33:40 / 02:34:00worlds together and quite frankly wedon't know if he's gonna do it again Ithink he probably will Jesus Christ whatthe [ __ ] are we gonna do this guy's thisguy played us right Rover he played youI've been busy playing cards now shutthe [ __ ] up listen to me I have a planwe still have the coordinates toLauren's home planet that's where he'skeeping his world merging device that'swhere his secret base is and that'sWatch at: 02:34:00 / 02:34:20where the crystal babies are the onlyproblem is the planet is being shieldedby a giant impenetrable force field allwe have to do is shut down the forcefield it's easy how do we do that whatthe [ __ ] what are we supposed to doTrevor we got it blow up mixed world mixworld is powering gorkon's force fieldaround his secret base planet you wantus to blow up a planet a bunch ofWatch at: 02:34:20 / 02:34:40planets that are merged together you[ __ ] serious you hear any more ofthis out of you Joe or piant do youthink you're up for this oh yeahconfident huh real confident you betterbe and quit trying to play with yourlittle dingdong this is serious we gottasave the this localized area of theWatch at: 02:34:40 / 02:35:00cosmos and you're sitting there tryingto play with your little dingdong inhere anyway glurk Khan just destroyed ahandful of worlds merging them togetherand he created one giant mixed worldthat's a problem he's also gonna killyour dog's cheer or pian and theabstainers are gonna die too I mean isthat enough stakes for us I mean you gotall that troubleyou following along here yes yes okay weWatch at: 02:35:00 / 02:35:20got it k on this mix world there's abomb planting site you're gonna need toplant a bomb in that receptacle wellwhere's this bomb you're talking aboutwe're getting to that troffer god damnit if you let me [ __ ] finish myconversation in order to get the bombyou're gonna need to go talk to my goodfriend one of the funniest guys I knowcomedy guy he's my best friend one of myWatch at: 02:35:20 / 02:35:40best friends and he also happens to be abomb expert and and he'll tell somehilarious jokes he'll lift your spiritshis name is comedy guy he has the bombso just whenever you're ready go aheadand press the button on the telepods andit'll take you to comedy guy and thenfrom there you'll go to mix world JesusChrist what a hot messpartner come on hit the button let's goWatch at: 02:35:40 / 02:36:00to comedy guy and get this bomb and thisis a bunch of [ __ ] I can't believeglork on played us like he did and allthis [ __ ] would have happened whether Ihad been with you or not a guy I couldhave been doing my own thing this wholetime you know I'm stuck around with youfor what and now we got to blow up aplanet I mean Jesus Christ that soundslike what bad guys do blowing up planetsWatch at: 02:36:00 / 02:36:20huh alright look let's just check outcomedy guys routine get the bomb andthen go blow up this entire planetyou've seen his light-hearted comedy onflame Shaq no you know him from hissilly family-friendly park prop comedymasterpiece Rafi propsWatch at: 02:36:20 / 02:36:40he's been a regular on David Lettermanfor years let's give a warm round ofapplause to mama Dee godoh my god he hung himself you know healways joked about it but I just thoughtWatch at: 02:36:40 / 02:37:00he was doing a bit geez do you know how[ __ ] hard this has been for me andnow I have to deal with this well whatam i that the guy from 127 hours did yousee that movie the guy got the shaft bigrock fell on his armthis is 127 hours plus an extra hour 128Watch at: 02:37:00 / 02:37:20hours of me getting screwed we weresupposed to get a bomb we were supposedto pick up a bomb from this guy where isthe bomb holy [ __ ] it's the bomb thereit is there's the freaking bomb let'sget it and get the hell out of here ohWatch at: 02:37:20 / 02:37:40my god you know this isn't my fight Idid I didn't start this [ __ ]I feel like Ely and Gonzalez right nowremember him he wrote on dolphins and hewas involved in a huge internationalcustody battle remember that the kid wasput through the [ __ ] ringer for doingnothing all he did was write somedolphins you know this is [ __ ]Watch at: 02:37:40 / 02:38:00look partner I don't know how to saythis but I can't do this anymore okaywell once we blow up this planet I'mstriking out I'm getting the [ __ ] outI'm not going to glork on Super Bass IIII care about you and and and and and IWatch at: 02:38:00 / 02:38:20really I want you to succeed and I thinkyou will but but you're doing it withoutme because you'd probably just ripped my[ __ ] head offare you kidding me you saw what he didhe played us and I'll help you and we'regonna do this last thing together andthen it's bon voyage for me you knowwe'll watch this place blow up fromspace and I'm gonna go to empty papersWatch at: 02:38:20 / 02:38:40and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'mgonna hire a couple of hookers listenI'm sorry partner are you cool with thisis this okay with you you understandright yeah I mean I figured you'd saythat partner so that's why I've reallygrown to care about you you know and andI'm sorry I'm sorry but I I got it IWatch at: 02:38:40 / 02:39:00just got who I mean I got to get the[ __ ] out of here you know but we'll doyour thing we'll blow this place up andthen you'll you'll probably getreassigned a new partnerall right partner one less level you andme for old times sake huh oh my god yourworlds one of the worlds that got mixedWatch at: 02:39:00 / 02:39:20up now I feel really bad that I'mleaving you behind partner but I got todo what's right for me you know I I'mpretty sure you'll get through thiswhole thing with or without me you knowwho needs me rightI was never important to this wholething anyways I'm just thinking abouthow much I like this world so I'll mix -look who we have hereWatch at: 02:39:20 / 02:39:40[Music]Watch at: 02:39:40 / 02:40:00I can't go any further you gotta beWatch at: 02:40:00 / 02:40:20closer to me okay we're done with thatWatch at: 02:40:20 / 02:40:40look you know you know you're gonna befine without meyou know I know boss will partner you upwith the new I belong stir Oh wonderfulhere we go here we goI saidWatch at: 02:40:40 / 02:41:00Watch at: 02:41:00 / 02:41:20okay let's go that's gotta be it anywaysWatch at: 02:41:20 / 02:41:40like I was saying you know that there'sWatch at: 02:41:40 / 02:42:00show over the trans I whole monstervoiced by an actual trans person no nouh no no no messing around there there'sother eyehole monsters remember the pinkeye hole monster we saw when lorkhanmerged all the worlds together you knowthere's there's Dover the he's uh he'sWatch at: 02:42:00 / 02:42:20green colored great he's amazingRowdy experts but guess what big twisthe's IrishMarcel voiced by an actual authenticIrish person we're very proud of thatbus could also potentially partner upwith Slover who's a lot like meWatch at: 02:42:20 / 02:42:40but african-american and funny and wittyand has all these great commentaries anda whole different perspective on youknow everything a really good charactervoiced by a white person thoughsometimes give you a heads up there thatone was whitewashed I do apologize forthat but anyways the point is you'reWatch at: 02:42:40 / 02:43:00gonna get partnered with a whole new Ihole monster and you're the realimportant thing not not mewait hold on hold on a second bunch of[ __ ] at least I thought I was comingWatch at: 02:43:00 / 02:43:20this summer from fright don't with thatWatch at: 02:43:20 / 02:43:40you do want it partner we're having somefun together on this last level thatWatch at: 02:43:40 / 02:44:00we're gonna be together on because I'mmoms I'm out of here after this can'tmake it clear enough [ __ ] partner thething we got to plant the bomb into it'sacross the lake [ __ ] there's got to besome way over there[Music]Watch at: 02:44:00 / 02:44:20thank God we got a murderthese two are around these partswe got a murderWatch at: 02:44:20 / 02:44:40[Music]I hope they all go to heaven sick ofWatch at: 02:44:40 / 02:45:00Watch at: 02:45:00 / 02:45:20being in buttholes I don't want to feelit anymore buttholes you know so kidslet there's got to be another way Oh sonof a [ __ ] Wowalright I hope this is how if this isthe right way because we are in abutthole right now kara you know we'regonna make the best of this we're gonnahave fun we make our way deeply youreally dark or I'm blind just dark inWatch at: 02:45:20 / 02:45:40here relax Marco Marco no I say you saypolo I'm gonna say Marco no I want tosay Marco and you say polo go aheadyou're supposed to say you wanted tosave Marco all right Marco okayWatch at: 02:45:40 / 02:46:00polo Marco Polo Marco Polo Marco PoloMarco Marco Marco Marco Marco MarcoMarco Polo Marco Polo Marco Polo poloWatch at: 02:46:00 / 02:46:20polo polo we're go Marco Marco MarcoMarco Marco Polo Marco oh look who it isit'shey what the [ __ ] is wrong with thisWatch at: 02:46:20 / 02:46:40guy's sweat let's lighten the mood we'regonna be split ladies after this solet's have a good time here for thislast level that we're gonna be togetherlet's get some funny jokes in what didthe wrinkly Oh dick say to the massiveplump butt cheeksspread them spread out that's a good onehuh makes me laugh every time I hearWatch at: 02:46:40 / 02:47:00what do you say killer and a glassblowera stupid ugly dumb [ __ ] who knows Huckthis is empty peepers no no this can'tbeno empty peepers is on my homeworld thismeans my world got mixed up toowhat the [ __ ] no it's not supposed to behere oh my god empty papers my homeworldWatch at: 02:47:00 / 02:47:20is gone oh my god Angela the waitress isdead she was such a good waitress shedidn't even care if we didn't tip herthis is all kor khon fault this is emptypapers this is the [ __ ] place this iswhere I go everyone's dead it's amassacre oh my god it's it's a Ralph'sWatch at: 02:47:20 / 02:47:40we used to make plastic explosivestogether we didn't even know what wewere doing we would just get a [ __ ] agasoline and dump styrofoam into it andplay with ithe's dead oh my god papers suffice myWatch at: 02:47:40 / 02:48:00mute hairstylist he's dead that guy wasthe bestie he cut my hair just the way Iwanted he charged me 25 bucks and thatincluded the tip and he never tried tostart small talk because he saw deadbodies when he was a kid and he hasn'tbeen able to speak since no what now howam I gonna find another barber like thathe did a perfect cut every time myWatch at: 02:48:00 / 02:48:20neighbor chemically dick for a nose andin order to in order to eat she had totilt her head and to the side just aWatch at: 02:48:20 / 02:48:40little bit get the dick out of her wayshe was a good-looking girl too but itwas like man why don't why don't youjust get that thing removed you know nothose jobs aren't that uncommon nothingthat matters anymore because she's deadnowalong with everybody from my home planetWatch at: 02:48:40 / 02:49:00[Music]Murphy's bakery is gone I love thatplaceit was naughty it was a naughty littledonut shop that made the mostcollectible danishes it also doubled asan elderly trafficking ring they'dsnatch up your shriveled neural nainaWatch at: 02:49:00 / 02:49:20and put her to work was an ethical nodid it make their basement smell like aused urinal cake yes was it all worth itfor the danishes yes it was but it'sgone now it's all gone everyone's deadWatch at: 02:49:20 / 02:49:40oh my god just realized that everyonethat's closest to me is dead the new whocould I be openly spaced around I'm notsaying that I am cuz I'm not but youknow being ironically spaces a goodkinkle joke every now and again doesn'thurt anybody like what did one capo sayWatch at: 02:49:40 / 02:50:00to the other kinkle during sexI like cottage cheese and I deserve todie get it cuz their cankles God seethis is what I'm talking about I can'teven say this stuff around other peoplefrumpies there's never been there youWatch at: 02:50:00 / 02:50:20shop there much it's a clothing storethat has no hangersnothing's hung up thrown into piles onthe groundthe best you gotta check it out what youcan't check it out all the clothes Iowned I come from from Pease it's gonenow [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] handle this ohWatch at: 02:50:20 / 02:50:40[Music]my god I can't return that bladelessblender now the damn thing is just apicture I don't even know why I boughtit to begin withwhat the hell what are you doing hereWatch at: 02:50:40 / 02:51:00Watch at: 02:51:00 / 02:51:20[Music]Watch at: 02:51:20 / 02:51:40and there's no special super abilitiesWatch at: 02:51:40 / 02:52:00or anything but Amber's alright we'rehere we're here at the bomb locationjust place the bomb in the receptacle ohmy god I feel light-headed right now ohJesus Christgood you got the bomb in there all rightlet's keep moving let's get the [ __ ] outof here it's gonna blow up at some pointWatch at: 02:52:00 / 02:52:20it's on some kind of self timer thing Idon't know oh my god oh okay good yougot the bomb in there all right let'skeep moving let's get the [ __ ] out ofhere it's gonna blow up at some pointit's not some kind of self timer thing Idon't know oh my god oh Jesus Christ IWatch at: 02:52:20 / 02:52:40feel sickI'm feel good right now you don'tunderstand what I'm going throughlook I just realized I'm not gonna beable to catch the last season of JesusChrist it burns it burnsI just realized I'm not gonna be able tocatch the last season I'm making it hardhave you seen it - reality show wherethey strip down two dudes and stiffen upWatch at: 02:52:40 / 02:53:00their kinky dinkles they drop them offon a deserted island first people -wrinkle losses can you imagine thattrying to survive all the naturalelements while maintaining a daddy dinkoh and now I wanted to be able to seewho wins a million bucks thanks to that[ __ ] son of a [ __ ] Clark on I hadspace money on that oh my god I alsoWatch at: 02:53:00 / 02:53:20never get the chance to meet mybiological parents that's right I'm anorphan I don't know if it's too latethey came to be revealing this but I amI'm an orphanwhat you'll never get to witness becauseWatch at: 02:53:20 / 02:53:40Clark on [ __ ] ruined everything and Ionly play the clarinet what up manyou really think that that European andthe [ __ ] sons of [ __ ] you know what[ __ ] it forget itWatch at: 02:53:40 / 02:54:00I'm sick of remembering all this whatthe [ __ ]Watch at: 02:54:00 / 02:54:20[Music][Music]Watch at: 02:54:20 / 02:54:40Watch at: 02:54:40 / 02:55:00[Music]Watch at: 02:55:00 / 02:55:20[Music][ __ ] clerk on I'm going with you partnerwe're gonna blow this [ __ ] planetthen we're going to Clark Khan's homebase and we're gonna [ __ ] kill himnow I just need to calm down just just Ijust kind of processed a lot of stuffWatch at: 02:55:20 / 02:55:40kind of just I just need a moment justto be quiet mourn the loss of my planetand all my other eye hole monsters on itWatch at: 02:55:40 / 02:56:00you know partner sort of fill you in onwhat I was thinking back there when Ifound out thatGlor Khan wasn't gonna destroy the wholecosmos I was sort of thinking you know[ __ ] this is this is my ticket out ofhere you know I don't need to worryabout this and when I saw that my wholeplanet was also clumped up with thisWatch at: 02:56:00 / 02:56:20other world and destroyed and everyone Iknow and love is dead I mean that kindof really sort of turned the key for meso not to state the obvious I mean we weboth just did all this together I meanyou already know this so you and mepartner I'm gonna [ __ ] save yourdog's we're gonna avenge the death of myplanet and all the people I knew and I'mgonna [ __ ] murder this clora con guyWatch at: 02:56:20 / 02:56:40you're gonna help me do it partner let'shave a moment of quiet cuz we're almostthere and I'm [ __ ] pumpedany second now this place is gonna blow[Music]Watch at: 02:56:40 / 02:57:00you ever play Tonchi that's where yourip someone's head off and you just kickit around just kick it around like so oh[ __ ] oh my god oh [ __ ] oh Jesus Christthere it goes wow that that gave me astartle this must have taken a long timeto animate all thisWatch at: 02:57:00 / 02:57:20hey you guys good work you blew up mixedworld took care of that businessguarantee you glork on didn't see thatcoming anyways how was comedy guy didn'tget to ask you about that how great washe right comedy guys the best I can'ttell you how much I cherished that manWatch at: 02:57:20 / 02:57:40he is a gift he really is a gift to allpeople you guys are acting weird when Italk about comedy guy what's what'sgoing on oh nothing he's he's great he'scomedy guy really was the best is thatsochair or peon what what did you think ofcomedy guys drove her telling the truthit was he pretty great yeah no he isWatch at: 02:57:40 / 02:58:00crazy is a lovable comedic character Ilove him love him a lot anyways anywaysI was able to triangulate thecoordinates to it'll take you right tothe inside of gloor khan's base you guyshave done good you really worked hardshow RPN you impressed me wasn't quiteWatch at: 02:58:00 / 02:58:20sure what to make of you at thebeginning but you really you got a bunchof upgrades and I'm really impressed andproud of youand trover what what do I say you knowyou you're a good employeeyou're a work-for-hire but you reallyput the 110% into the job you gotupgrades yourself I'm proud of you goodWatch at: 02:58:20 / 02:58:40work you know on your guys's funeralsthey're great stones I'm gonna put somereal encouraging words if you die if wedon't make it so don't worry about thatI'll take care of that I'll write upsome nice obituaries you guys are greatyou did good work you're good peopleWatch at: 02:58:40 / 02:59:00you're your heroesyou're the heroes we need you're theheroes we deserveyou know you're wonderful you knowyou're great I don't know that's a goodgo on forever you guys just I just wantto make sure you got it listen get outthere yet look you got to do tough youWatch at: 02:59:00 / 02:59:20got to be toughall right you ready for this we're gonnago in there and we're gonna do ittogether partnerit's all locked up of course we weren'tgonna be able to just walk in here andWatch at: 02:59:20 / 02:59:40pull the hold on here's something thesethese images of Larkins true love andanalyzing 17Watch at: 02:59:40 / 03:00:00Watch at: 03:00:00 / 03:00:20might be on their way to they are hereWatch at: 03:00:20 / 03:00:40man would you take a look at thatglory khan's true love huh can't reallysee all the dicks or any of the boobiesor you know the buttholes from thisangle of the artistic rendering but iWatch at: 03:00:40 / 03:01:00can see enough to make a judgment callwhat do you think partner you you uh youattracted to that yeah yeah yeah no meme too me too i yeah that's super gross100% totally on the same page super notcool at all like i hope now i agree 100%with you let's keep a move on find thisWatch at: 03:01:00 / 03:01:20glork on guy and kill himHeywhat the hell I was listening to mymusic get out of my roomyou guys shouldn't be in my room this ismy room what's what are you talkingabout where the [ __ ] is glory Khan arewe on the right pathWatch at: 03:01:20 / 03:01:40are we heading to explore Khan get [ __ ]out of my room you don't know what it'slike to be a glory on you don't know howhard it is out there you don't know whyall the floor now hey don't throw ballsat me that's not coolthe electricity sparks are lethal that'sWatch at: 03:01:40 / 03:02:00good for us I was sick of listening tothat okay let's let's keep going we gotto figure out we gotta get this dooropenthat's one step closer to court Khan andthis and meat slitting is [ __ ] throatit open [ __ ] partner I think this mightWatch at: 03:02:00 / 03:02:20be it and we're gonna get your dogs backand everything is gonna be saved andwe're gonna save the whole universe andand and and I love you partner I didn'twant to say that before you know I knowthat's a lot to say I love you it's abig thing to drop on a partner I loveyou partner anyways whoo boy it's a longhallway here oh there's the exit okayWatch at: 03:02:20 / 03:02:40we're here well well wellit's trover and the chair or peon youdare [ __ ] enter my chamber my specialchamber tray you piece of [ __ ] youmurdered everybody you murdered my homeWatch at: 03:02:40 / 03:03:00world I murdered all kinds of things andI don't give a [ __ ] I had my goodreasons for it [ __ ] pervert your [ __ ]gun got a pervert or a sicko my hopelessromantic is what I am we're gonna murderyou is what you are unlikely I've savedmy best lorkhan clothes to protect mehere in my inner sanctum work on clothesattackWatch at: 03:03:00 / 03:03:20I knew I was in love I couldn't stopobsessing about that path of the futureand I knew the only way the existence Imanifested it but breaking free from theestate earth merging worlds bringinglife to my tree laughs my giantWatch at: 03:03:20 / 03:03:401207 vagina that's fine my true loveWatch at: 03:03:40 / 03:04:00will be a little bit different but atleast my true love will still have allthose diamond-hard penises eighteen ofthem Diamond hard rock hard penisesalways hard never get soft actual bonesinside of them that's why I'm mergingthese worlds in the in a specific waythat I have because once these weresubmerged and those worlds are merged aWatch at: 03:04:00 / 03:04:20couple of more worlds before you know itone two three my true love is hereit's ready to go ready to support meready to care about me I'm ready lovewholesome and comforting way and alsoWatch at: 03:04:20 / 03:04:40those 13 vaginas who's gonna turn theirnose up at that that's just the icing onthe cakeit's Mike [ __ ] what the [ __ ] wire thatwire the pylon shields off what's goingon you [ __ ] dumb dumbs [ __ ] godWatch at: 03:04:40 / 03:05:00Watch at: 03:05:00 / 03:05:20damn clothes with the [ __ ] we got a UHparty [ __ ] partner[Music]Watch at: 03:05:20 / 03:05:40you [ __ ] idiots this is this thisthis chamber is so much more difficultthan the first chamber this is myfallback safety chamber in case ofemergency and now you're [ __ ] becauseI've got extra more difficult clowns andWatch at: 03:05:40 / 03:06:00there's no [ __ ] wayWatch at: 03:06:00 / 03:06:20another one or twoyou you little [ __ ] bags there's no[ __ ] power orbs and floor kind ofclogs I swear to God if anyoneaccidentally drops the power love ithere I will have you personally executedkeep the power orbs in the power orbsection of the castle god damn it youWatch at: 03:06:20 / 03:06:40[ __ ] idiots[ __ ] glork are close I am you do withsuper intelligence what is going on hereWatch at: 03:06:40 / 03:07:00listen cheer or be a don't [ __ ] touchthat idea protect that power orb don'tlet him [ __ ] with itkill trover kill the chariot and reachover furnace since you guys are here andyou're about to die there's no reasonfor me to be all angry of it I'm aboutWatch at: 03:07:00 / 03:07:20to dieso I'm gonna I'm gonna just talk to youlike I would talk to you walk on flowersI hang out with in between working onand creating the existence of my onceyour love it some of the stuff we talkabout it's like you guys ever you guysever heard of clone cells that isactually clone workout clothes and Isaid go go start it there's a whole wayWatch at: 03:07:20 / 03:07:40Castle go start a studio greet screamyou know build sets and make me some TVand one of the first things they did waslong so I am getting sued up by assright now for coffeewhy do you idiots keep dropping theseorbs into the pipes the pipes off don'tuse them I'm just gonna clear my headWatch at: 03:07:40 / 03:08:00behind my protective shield I'm safewe're gonna kill these idiots this isabsurd and we've even let them come thisfar I just want to think about my onetrue love that kind of centers me my onetrue lovewhat we will do together we're gonna goWatch at: 03:08:00 / 03:08:20to the beach crazygonna have a giant blankets I'm gonnamake sure that I terry cloth laid on thebeach will back the truck up and unloadmy one true love make sure the truck isa nice increase lips right out as thetruck lifts up true love under theWatch at: 03:08:20 / 03:08:40massive terry cloth towel that'll be onthe beach and then that's when we'llorder our drinksthen we'll cheers them and we'll have agiant umbrella beach umbrella and thenwe'll just talk about the future howmany kids do you want to have oh I don'tknow how many kids to you what I have isthis a bothering you right now babe yesit is sweetie I'll lick it off and thenWatch at: 03:08:40 / 03:09:00I'll list the sand offoh god it's actually everywhere but whydoes it taste like sugar why does ittaste so delicious and why am iswallowing it all because we're on thebeaches of glucoses with the sugar iastsand of any world by the way guess wherethat world came from me I created it bymerging a bunch of worlds together you[ __ ] idiotsWatch at: 03:09:00 / 03:09:20you think you're piddly little [ __ ][ __ ] is more important than my [ __ ]future that I'm creating kill these[ __ ] [ __ ] kill these [ __ ][ __ ] kill these piece of this [ __ ]since you guys are here and you're aboutto die there's no reason for me to beWatch at: 03:09:20 / 03:09:40all atria mean I'm about to get what Iwanted so I'm gonna just talk to youlike I'm gonna talk to some of the goalaccomplished you gotta live it betweenworking on creating the existence of Ionce you love it you know some of thestuff we talk about it's like you guysever you guys ever heard of clone feltwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ]what the [ __ ] god damn it no you gottaWatch at: 03:09:40 / 03:10:00be [ __ ] kidding me[ __ ] lorkhan told you find a gameWatch at: 03:10:00 / 03:10:20Watch at: 03:10:20 / 03:10:40holy [ __ ] birther we're getting to himholy [ __ ] partner we're doing it now youWatch at: 03:10:40 / 03:11:00really [ __ ] this is my mosttreacherous chamber of all we got achance no [ __ ] partner we're doing itWatch at: 03:11:00 / 03:11:20we're doing it partnerno no gotta be [ __ ] kidding meWatch at: 03:11:20 / 03:11:40god damnit you were supposed to get thisfar toughest cleric on clothes I've evermadeI've saved them for this room their hitpoints are out of control it's [ __ ]crazythe level of difficulty is wild in herewith these board backlogs and your [ __ ]oh please I will stupidWatch at: 03:11:40 / 03:12:00[Music][Music]Watch at: 03:12:00 / 03:12:20if I see a [ __ ] book on clone intoWatch at: 03:12:20 / 03:12:40this room I will [ __ ] personally killthem myself as for you purple I holemonster if you want something done rightyou got to do it your [ __ ] self howabout that chair or peon you [ __ ]idiot now your little purple friend isWatch at: 03:12:40 / 03:13:00dead ripped his [ __ ] head off look atyour partner I want you to look at thegore that I just oh look at you you'resick gonna [ __ ] play with your bestfriend's dead corpse you're a sick [ __ ][ __ ] it swap it around what is wrongwith you why would you do that where wasWatch at: 03:13:00 / 03:13:20I and I don't [ __ ] need to sit hereand [ __ ] it you gotta be [ __ ] kiddingme[ __ ] sociopath [ __ ] use yourfriend's decapitated head to take theshields down around my world mergingmachine the [ __ ] is the matter with youit's [ __ ] disgusting and sickI want you to think about how I'm aWatch at: 03:13:20 / 03:13:40winner and how I throw [ __ ] god damn it[ __ ] hurts a little [ __ ] it [ __ ]hurtsah no no [ __ ] [ __ ] abstainers no nothis isn't supposed to happen my onetrue loveno all the dicks in bubblesWatch at: 03:13:40 / 03:14:00ahWatch at: 03:14:00 / 03:14:20on tonight's broadcast love happiness ineuphoriachills of absolute pure bliss runningdown your body that's on tonight'sforecast for today you're watching theall the time channel this is all thetime show OhWatch at: 03:14:20 / 03:14:40ah you feel that you 4x Ealing Oh ahwe're all united we're all connectedwe're all onemm oh man ah oh ah oh man I'm feeling itall up and down my little baby spine ohoh all right we're gonna go to testWatch at: 03:14:40 / 03:15:00pattern for a little bit cuz I got alisten who cares you know everything'scool we're gonna go to test patternwe'll come back in a little bit partnerWatch at: 03:15:00 / 03:15:20it's me it's Trevor oh my god you haveno idea what's going on I mean holy crapI let me tell you something I feel likea gazillion bucks right now my wholebody's all tingly I feel all euphoricand oh god you feel that there's yourlittle pup pup guys you reunited withWatch at: 03:15:20 / 03:15:40them they love you we're all togetherman here I'll let the boss tell you he'sright outside come on RP and come outhere I'm gonna tell you a littlesomething something I'm cool I'm cool Igot my [ __ ] TrevorOh cheer up Ian oh my god I feel so goodeveryone's dead the entire universe thewhole cosmos you killed everyone butWatch at: 03:15:40 / 03:16:00it's great because everyone's hereeveryone's happythe this place it just feels good to behere everyone's United we're all on thesame page there's no more fighting orany trouble and it's in we're all inthis weird afterlife world and we'reyouwere united together and it'swonderful come when you get a secondWatch at: 03:16:00 / 03:16:20come out here and come say hi come outinto this cloudy wonderland of joy andcome talk to everybody Glor Khans evenhere everyone's here it's great you seeWatch at: 03:16:20 / 03:16:40how beautiful is oh man I'm lucky I gothere a little bit before you I'll hangit to you to again I was wondering whenI'd see you in this place just the[ __ ] tips I wish you guys would haveWatch at: 03:16:40 / 03:17:00murdered me back in chair Opia so Icould have gotten here sooner not thatI'm complaining because nobody complainsaround here you could take a rusty weedwhacker to my shriveled up short stackand I wouldn't give a flying boothe might even make me go Oh cuz cuz thisplace is so I just want to strip downWatch at: 03:17:00 / 03:17:20sit down on a crowded bus[Music]Hey how's it going you guys oh I feelWatch at: 03:17:20 / 03:17:40like such a boneheadI am so dumb I can't even I can'tbelieve what I was up to oh boy you knowbeing killed and elevated to thisincredible afterlife world where I'msure I shed all of my earthly desiresand and things I now see that I was justacting like a lunatic and all of myWatch at: 03:17:40 / 03:18:00motivation was absurd and I was all justcrazy now I could see that now veryclearly and I just want to apologize youguys I'm so sorry apologize yes we areUnited again the abstainers and we werejust gonna abstain and chill here and weall feel very good and excited and we'rehappy to be reunited with Lorca andWatch at: 03:18:00 / 03:18:20we're happy to be a one you knowwhatever we're all happy is hell thisplace is great yes we're happy as hellwe're here and we're just hanging outand I'm so sorry god I feel like a doltdummy I feel like a bonehead the realrobos oh but but you know I also feelvery euphoric and United with everythingand super happy and content and completeWatch at: 03:18:20 / 03:18:40and whole and I've never felt that wayand I just feel that that's all I feelof coursing through my blood yes it'strue it is coursing through my blood aswell I wish we could have come hereearlier it's incredible I'm so happy youknow I always wondered what why did youguys this voice is always changing youknow what's going on because trova we'realways going through pubertyWatch at: 03:18:40 / 03:19:00that's right Chava we are going throughpuberty all the timeyou guys are like cosmically shackled tothe confines of puberty experiencing allthe time huh watch over if you only knewoh how difficult it was to alwaysWatch at: 03:19:00 / 03:19:20experience puberty yes that is one ofthe reasons why I wanted to break freeand do all the [ __ ] I did thatcauses all the [ __ ] that I caused and Ifeel really dumb about it boy doing mystupid dummy boy might clear-headed nowWatch at: 03:19:20 / 03:19:40that's right Rover I'm the otherabstainer talking we are all constantlygoing through the throes of pubertybackwards forwards up down left right aB a B select start you name it it'salways going on I don't think you needto select on that I think it's juststart out Rover don't tell me what Iknow about stuff you little son of aWatch at: 03:19:40 / 03:20:00[ __ ] oh oh I feel so good I can't evenbe mad I tried to be mad and I couldn'teven be mad you know what I mean otherabstaineryes I know exactly what you mean myfriend oh this oh my little jingles aredancing oh my jingles are dancing youWatch at: 03:20:00 / 03:20:20know oh you guys are you guys justjingles dancing oh yeah my jingles aredancing oh my jingles are dancing tofeel a little bit out of the loop onthis whole jingles dancing thing has youshould troffer when our jingles - hencethat means that we're very happy yesWatch at: 03:20:20 / 03:20:40trova that means that we are so happywhen our little jingles are dancing andjust shaking about and pulsating is yourchinko pulsating yes my jingle ispulsating my jingles my there's two ofthem yesWatch at: 03:20:40 / 03:21:00cause there's two of them oh my jingleis also pulsating and I'm so happy to bereunited with you guys and oh man did I[ __ ] up oh I love that you forgive meyes we forgive you and we also have verygreasy pulsating jingles oh they'resweating and greasy that's right mineWatch at: 03:21:00 / 03:21:20are greasy and sweaty in there feeling abucket between my legs down below theclouds there's a bucket below the cloudsand all my little jingles and sweatingand dripping into the bucketWatch at: 03:21:20 / 03:21:40man this afterlife world Oh feels sogood you know I am so clear-headed andWatch at: 03:21:40 / 03:22:00happy in this crazy afterlife world Ican't even tell you about it you knowthank God you killed the villagers goodbad indifferent wrong villagers rightWatch at: 03:22:00 / 03:22:20villagers doesn't even matter youbrought them herethey've been here hanging out they'regreat they love it here they've beenhere longer than methis place is wonderful I'm a voodooperson my name is voodoo person andthank God you killed the villagers cuzthey're all here they've been herehanging out this afterlife world is sogood spell I ever did to make my littleWatch at: 03:22:20 / 03:22:40dingleberries jump anyways man I feelWatch at: 03:22:40 / 03:23:00good here hey it's you - I am so happyI'm here instead of in my house withoutthe basketball above the garage you knowthat hope deal I was just starting towish I had a basketball hoop above mygarage again andnow I'm here and this place is great IWatch at: 03:23:00 / 03:23:20don't feel like I need a garage or abasketball hook or even a house I don'tneed any I just I'm just like hangingout in the cloudsdid you notice there's no dark cloudhanging over me there's clouds hangingover everybody you guys aren't the bestWatch at: 03:23:20 / 03:23:40I'm hired you matter something and it isgreatand so to meand they made it any harder to find agreen power baby I tell you what wewouldn't be out here trover oh heyWatch at: 03:23:40 / 03:24:00what's up Gail listen Trevor I need totell you I feel like a real piece of[ __ ] now that I'm feeling all thiseuphoria just stroking my body up anddown like you if my if as if for my bodywere a giant penis or labia I don't carethat you left me hanging with lastWatch at: 03:24:00 / 03:24:20month's rent and seven hundred andtwenty dollars including the cleaningdeposit and I don't care that you stolemy crystal babies and killed my roommateokay I don't care that you knowingly[ __ ] wrinkled when you thought it wasa tinkle and I don't care that you peedin the sink on purpose right Gail IWatch at: 03:24:20 / 03:24:40don't care that you never have worn ahat and I've lost all upsetness aboutthat you [ __ ] in my mouth when I sleptand I don't I'm not even an upset orworried that you don't close the showercurtain while you showered and I don'tcare that I walked in on you while youwere jerking off to judge Brown krinkleWatch at: 03:24:40 / 03:25:00what my favorite showguilty pleasure and I don't mind thatyou made an amateur instructive dancevideo in our living room and I feel badthat I was upset about the fact that youwrote a romance novel entitled a dame todingle with under the pen name shudderbe shunga I don't even care that youWatch at: 03:25:00 / 03:25:20were cherished what go cheer people butalso I love them because I feel all thiseuphoric net feelings and I don't carethat you stole all my journals andruined them and your greasy littlefingers and I don't even mind that youall the turkey and I don't care that youWatch at: 03:25:20 / 03:25:40have one tiny internal testicle anymoreI don't mind that and I don't mind atall that you pooped on the floor infront of my friends and I don't mindeven in those slightest right now thatyou used to guilt me about loudlyrubbing my little Slugger against randomthings specially don't even care thatWatch at: 03:25:40 / 03:26:00you pissed on the poster that terrifiedme and I don't mind like Oh see you guyslaterman I can't this is this is amazing likethis is I feel whole and complete - nowthat they mention it I feel a littlehigh like I'm on some sort of drug thatWatch at: 03:26:00 / 03:26:20them big pharma might be peddling oh howmany guy hey you know we tried to seeyour show the other night but insteadyou're walking on a murder scene murderbut we thought you killed yourself yeahso did the police it was foul playTrevor that involved insider trainingWatch at: 03:26:20 / 03:26:40drug trafficking wettable oatmeal discofights five old Asian senators peeing ina baby pool laundering couch changedmurder a dairy farmer feeding a pickleto a blind dog and the list goes onoh my god but now I'm here and Icouldn't be happierI have sold-out crowds every night withWatch at: 03:26:40 / 03:27:00zero hecklers but you know what the bestpart about this place is my wife's nameisn't on the guest listheyo[Music]nothing and who diedbesides us what she first arrived thedoor master hear the news running out amWatch at: 03:27:00 / 03:27:20i right that's what I'm talking about mywife come up to me the other day andasked if I could describe her in twowords I said easy fire and brimstone[Applause]you know every morning when I wake up IWatch at: 03:27:20 / 03:27:40turn to my wife and I whisper the threelittle words that every woman loves tohear oh my god is the two people we wereWatch at: 03:27:40 / 03:28:00looking for we have a question askYouTube but before we do I just want tosay thank you thank you for pushing meand it does in living lunchboxes off ofa cliff that lucky son of a gun Michaelwho I've always loved got here before meWatch at: 03:28:00 / 03:28:20we just love it here it's the best andit turns out you can have sex with justabout anything it'll get pregnant whichmeans mr. pop-up and I are having a babywe have sex that's right we had sex inevery imaginable position that you couldthink of we're just so excited and happyWatch at: 03:28:20 / 03:28:40to become parents ah and this placefeels so nice and euphoric I'll pop up Ifeel another wave coming on get in herehere comes Bobby[Music]Watch at: 03:28:40 / 03:29:00like this is too good to be true youknow there's got to be some kind ofweirdsomething's up you know it's like thisis too crazy to feel this good I'm likemaybe there's some kind of sequel thathas to do with this weird after heyWatch at: 03:29:00 / 03:29:20what's going on hey hey listen man wefeel really good we're really sorry yeahwe're the clones that we're up on thewall on that one level that we're givingyou giving you troubleyeah the level with the cauldron yeahthat's right we're really sorry we badWatch at: 03:29:20 / 03:29:40we were real bad pieces of [ __ ] to youguys and that's not cool and we feelsuper euphoric and high now and yeah Ifeel like I just took a whip it easyeasy I don't know what he means by thatbut yeah we feel great we feel goodwe're happy we're up here hanging outsort of kind of trippy similar to sortof the situation where we first met youWatch at: 03:29:40 / 03:30:00can see know what I mean it's kind ofcrazy yeah it's really crazy hey can Ijust jump in real quick I want to say uhI'm uh um um I feel so [ __ ] euphoricand like I like I'm on drugs and I'm nottrying to be pro drug or like trying tosay you should do drugs or anything butmaybe when you die this is what it feelsWatch at: 03:30:00 / 03:30:20like you know what I mean well hold ondude are you that mean you're Pro deathare you trying to say like you shouldpeople should commit suicide no no noGod if people commit suicide because ofthis game that would be really horriblethat's not my intentions at all I'm justsaying that in this particular sectionof the gameWatch at: 03:30:20 / 03:30:40I feel incredibly you for itnobody set me too I feel super euphoricand amazing but but dude you are talkingabout pro drug stuff and pro likesuicide stuff so that's not cool so wegotta get our story straight that's notgood that wasn't my intention it's not IWatch at: 03:30:40 / 03:31:00agreeanyone who's playing this game youshould not commit suicide and you shouldnot do drugs because that would notcreate the same effect that we'refeeling[Music]Watch at: 03:31:00 / 03:31:20[Music][Music]hey this is this place amazing I wish IWatch at: 03:31:20 / 03:31:40could've gotten here so it's awesome uphere you guys are the best this place isamazing I feel like I'm coming afterlife zone is so awesome it feels greatWatch at: 03:31:40 / 03:32:00to be with my brothers in my sis thisplace it's like the [ __ ] best it'slike having a boner and pooping at thesame time like kind of like a blumpkinit's [ __ ] amazing and everyone's herelike Tony's here and Teddy I'm DonnieWatch at: 03:32:00 / 03:32:20and even schweppe is here I'm keybelievedid you ever meet him he gives you thesticky chair upgrade I'm it gaveanything sticky I haven't see swept inforever well anyway we just love it upWatch at: 03:32:20 / 03:32:40here everything feels so the euphoric itjust feels so nice like we got atelepods there's a telepods here holycrap

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  1. Is it weird at all that the Glorkon clones (And Glorkon himself) remind me of the characters in Berd? It's not just because of the shape similarity, I feel like their voice and mannerisms are similar to how Berd uses his characters (albeit more vulgar). And I know that's probably a weird similarity to make given that they're voiced by the same person who voices Rick in Rick and Morty and that connection would probably be the one most people default to (I can tell it's the same voice and all, even as someone who isn't a R&M regular, but they just give me Berd vibes more often).

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