Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is hilarious [100% full game playthrough]
Watch at: 00:00 / 00:00:20today we will play through the entiregame turn it boy commits tax evasionall of the bosses all of the hats all ofthe hearts we're going to get everythingi hope you enjoy this video all rightlet's see if this is going like a taxbillyou owe a ton of property tax for yourgreenhouseyou have until like yesterday to pay itfailure to pay will giveWatch at: 00:20 / 00:40mayor onion the deed to your house totalowned143 7753sincerely the government and bracketssays likeplus like 50 interest so the options areread or rip up let's read firstplus like 50 interest oh manokay so we've got to rip it up okayWatch at: 00:40 / 01:00let's riff it up right let's see whathappensit is basically like animal crossingthat's sofunny mere onion oi turn it boyyou really screwed yourself huhwhat do you mean what you committed taxevasion huhyes tax evasion is a real thingWatch at: 01:00 / 01:20anyways you owe me a lot of money andyou obviously have noneso consider yourself my personalassistantthis basically is tom nook this is astory of animal crossingfirst head over to the bustling barnthrough leia lanei'm trying to set up a town hall therebut there's a bunch of animals i needWatch at: 01:20 / 01:40someone to takecare of bring me back a bag offertilizer as proofyou'll be sleeping with the rotten okaywe're in veggievilleokay okay you've got a dash attack itlooks likeall right oh and b is trip okaywhat's what the hell there tbWatch at: 01:40 / 02:00oh these flowers yeah i'm not reallysure where they came frombut they're pretty nonetheless it's downhereexcuse me rutabaga adolescent pleasestep away from the premisesthis is an irs operation we need tosecure the area before you pass throughhereWatch at: 02:00 / 02:20we got our eyes on you turnip boy justdoesn't say anything wait is this guy'sname chadi love that this guy's name is chadthat's so funnythis game seems pretty interesting sofar let's see what the let's get to someactual gameplay the art is pretty cooloh is this a whoa i found this wateringcanuse this to grow plants used to be oldWatch at: 02:20 / 02:40man lemonsokay let's talk to oh it's old man lemonohchap have you seen my watering canmy eyes aren't what they used to be ihaven't seen it for days training boyslike nope i haven't seen itthat watering can mean so much to me iWatch at: 02:40 / 03:00really hope no one stole itit's the only thing i have left from theold ladyi want to give him his watering can backi can't give him the watering can back idon't want to take it from himi feel bad taking the watering can fromhimall right let's take a look at this signWatch at: 03:00 / 03:20north weapon woods westlayer lane okay i have to go to layerlane so i have to go to the west therelet's take a look at what this stuff isall right who's this blueberry hii'm a blueberry you're a turnipgoodbye okayWatch at: 03:20 / 03:40what's up here i'm not supposed to gohere yet weapon watch watch out forsnails they're vegetarian oh the snailseat youoh man this artwork is so cool thisreminds meso much of the legend of zelda oh icould water stuff nowokay can i water these plants let's talkto this guy is this also a blueberryWatch at: 03:40 / 04:00what's this guybro you ain't gonna believe this jerryhas been crashing at my place for a weekand he hasn't paid a cent of rent we'reon good terms bro buti don't speak much snail oh he's talkingabout this snaili don't really know what to do about itbro[Music]i can't water him that doesn't doWatch at: 04:00 / 04:20anything[Music]soil sword patch ahead bring a wateringhand okay i have a watering canwhat's this here hello oh hecki lost the baby i was told to babysit alittle carroti sat over him with this stool but heWatch at: 04:20 / 04:40escaped my sightmaybe this stool needs to sit on meeither way can you keep your eye holespeeledi swear that's how the phrase goes idon't think that's how the phrase goesis this the spot that i have to waterwhere's the spot that i have to waterwhat's this wanted for tax evasion onedollar reward oh noWatch at: 04:40 / 05:00that's me and the only option is to ripit upthere we go now we're not wanted for taxevasion anymore and i like how it's onlya one dollar rewardhey who's this hi internet boyi've been traveling around the farmlandand exploring the forest around it and ifound something coolWatch at: 05:00 / 05:20up ahead is a rare planticus sordicus ifyou have a second check it outall right let's go check on ita one dollar reward isn't very muchthirsty plant patchsomeone please water this boy yes are wegonna get a sword out thisis 100 a legend of zelda referenceWatch at: 05:20 / 05:40getting the master sword in the forestwow whoa i found this soil sword it'sdangerous to growalone take this this is 100a zelda reference that's so funnyyeah we got a sword can we get a pog inchat for getting this sword hereWatch at: 05:40 / 06:00oh and i could swap betweenokay hold on and then you swap like thisoh i can cut up stuff with my sworddo i get like rupees or something forcutting this upuh i kind of wish that we'd go like yeahyeahWatch at: 06:00 / 06:20when you attack with the sword it's toobad that that doesn't happeni wonder if i could go attack the snailsnow do you think i could defeat thesnails with this swordwhat if i'm doing like a speed runstrategy right now and i'm not evenknowing ityeah we got a sword does this guy haveanything to say now that we got thesword hi a turnip boyi've been traveling around the farmlandWatch at: 06:20 / 06:40and exploring the forest and i foundsomething coolup ahead is a rare planting sorticus ifyou have a second chicken we already gotthis sword broi can go through here well let's attackthe snailswhoa you could defeat the snails[Music]okay a bit anticlimactic to defeat theWatch at: 06:40 / 07:00snails it's like nothing really happensi didn't try off here to the right yetthough let's check over herethe legend of turnips that's the gamethat we are playing right nowthis reminds me of uh the symbol for vlcmedia player which is funny[Music]Watch at: 07:00 / 07:20is this like a p or something what's updude got any spray painti'm itching to vandalize what the whywhy why is there a character like thisthat's so bad hopefully we don't have tobring him spray paint as a mission forWatch at: 07:20 / 07:40this gameoh and you could also attack like thisthat's pretty cool okaychitin masks i don't know what that ishey there's a billboard okay these areasare blocked off so we can't go hereright nowlet's continue back hereturn up go yeah yeahi'll have to make this sound sinceturnip boy doesn't make the soundsWatch at: 07:40 / 08:00[Music]okay so i think we already dideverything here like there's this areahere but i don't know what we could dowith this like i don't think i can waterit can ilet's see no i can't water it oranythingWatch at: 08:00 / 08:20yeah yeah man cutting up these bushesdoesn't give me anything or at least ihaven't gotten anything yet okay let metrytaking out this snail guy ohwhat is this i found this rent moneyjerry was going to pay his rent oh manhey vp how's it going oh you're doingwell nice to see youWatch at: 08:20 / 08:40let's see what does he say now bro whydid you kill jerryhe was defenseless why oh waithe had his rents money cool beansbro uh since he's uh dead take his checkfor the remainderi need that cash to the order of jerryWatch at: 08:40 / 09:00snail125 one dollar and 25100th in tax memo sorry you deadsign blueberry oh that's so funny okaylet's rip it up wait did he say brosnails are weirdi did buy some chips with that cashthough they're pretty good not gonna lieWatch at: 09:00 / 09:20wait bro snails are weird huh yeahsnails are weird[Music]do you guys ever pick up a snail and putit down somewherelike if it's trying to go acrosssomewhere and you're like no snail whywould you go hereokay we are in veggieville[Music]Watch at: 09:20 / 09:40okay so we have to go off to the lefthere home where did where did mrmayor onion oh i turned a boy you reallyscrewed yourself okay where were wesupposed to gohead over to the bustling barn throughlayer laneall right and we have to bring him backa bag of fertilizer oh and i couldWatch at: 09:40 / 10:00probably head across through here iwasn't able to go through here beforebecause i didn't have this sword but iprobably can't go nowcan i talk to these cats hey kevin hopeyou're doing wellmicro meow it's an apple catan apple cat mega meowwonder if i could water these thingsWatch at: 10:00 / 10:20i don't even know what i'm supposed todo with my watering can i guess we'llkeep the watering can for nowwhat about you hello cran cranhello have you met my little cat applemunchkinsaren't they so oh actually my little redbunch can ran awayWatch at: 10:20 / 10:40if you could keep an eye out for it thatwould be perfect okay so we have to findthe red catall right let's see east is weapon woodswe went there west is layer lanenorth is grim graveyard okay so youprobably have to go here first ah soyou're not able to head to the west tolayer laneunless you go get the sword first so itlooks like you do actually have to goWatch at: 10:40 / 11:00get the sword firstspeak to this guy ever since thatfreaking mirror onion took over thistown has been a messi mean look at this path it's absolutelyovergrown like you would need a heck andsword to get through this messi hear you could get one in the weaponwoods thoughokay so yeah that is what we did okaywhat do you want kid listen i'm gettingWatch at: 11:00 / 11:20ready to rob the rotten in thisgraveyard ii need complete focus and you seem likethe annoying typeget out of my sight kid i like how mycharacter only saysdot dot or like question mark orx exclamation marks[Music]Watch at: 11:20 / 11:40all right let's continue through here'swhere we have to go right okay and itauto saves here that's pretty cool thatit auto saves helloyou need a haircut desperatelyoh but who the great edgar best barberand olive veggieville am i kiddinga famous client of mine wants me thegreat edgar to dye their hairbut alas i do not have the dye to do itWatch at: 11:40 / 12:00obviously this client is higher prioritythan your dumb hairi urge you to come back another day okayso there's the guy that wantedto do graffiti on the far right in theforest and this guy what did he want heneeds hair dye so we have to rememberthose thingslet's see what is this guy an orange itWatch at: 12:00 / 12:20is an orangethe real estate agent sold me thisstudio apartment it's smaller than mostand more expensivei'm hoping the alleyway scenery pumps mefull of creative juices[Music]what's this one blueberryoh hi there are you looking to purchasesome real estateWatch at: 12:20 / 12:40oh turnip boy i'm sorry about that ihope you get your greenhouse back sooni've been so busy lately mirror onionhas been trying to raise property taxit's been really hard to find newclientscan we continue this way or no trust meyou don't want to go down this alleywaythere's some shady stuff down theretrust me boyo okay so he's not going toWatch at: 12:40 / 13:00let us pass there i wonder if there'd beany way to do likeclips and like out of bounds stuff inthis game that'd be pretty funnyi'm i'm you know what i'm i'm justplaying this gamecasually but i'm like it might alreadybe fun to start like hacking this gameand testing out out-of-bound stuff inthis gamewait what is belch is belch like a kindWatch at: 13:00 / 13:20ofi thought belch meant like burp waitwelcome to wayward sandwichhome of the tier 3 sub can i take yourorder thesejokes are so funnyoh you don't want anything figuresbusiness has just been really slow iwish i could get someone famousWatch at: 13:20 / 13:40to eat our subs on say a live stream orsomething oh man that's so funnyyeah devin nash is fantastic so much ofwhat i've learned has been fromdevon nash and his content and his livestreams devin nash is a fantasticthat would really bring in the businessthis is sofunny oh you can check the trash bin canWatch at: 13:40 / 14:00i read thislet's read it okay whey sandwich23.89 for lane rigsby farm new yorkthere's the number of purchasessandwich 15.99 plus pickles 12.99plus handling 299 new york sales tax 411total uh subtotal 3608Watch at: 14:00 / 14:20tip number heart for real total 3608oh tip no okay i understand have youdone your taxessave on unit fastbooks three percentselect editionuse code turn upWatch at: 14:20 / 14:40okay let's rip it up[Music]oh wait this is a statue of mayor onionright here help wanted hiringexterminators to get rid ofunwanted livestock unwanted livestockthat's certainly aninteresting way to put it oh there's atrophy up there in the top rightWatch at: 14:40 / 15:00hey hello turnip over here i have shortmemoryloss i'm just trying to get toveggieville please tell me where i amyou're in veggievilleoh thank you i now know where i amwhoa i found this trophy reward theplayer so they stayengaged this is so funny thisis so funny oh my goodness i'm lovingWatch at: 15:00 / 15:20this game more and more as this goesalong that's actually hilariouslike they add a trophy to the game andthey are they're actuallysaying like we're adding this just tokeep the player engaged in the game thatis hilariousthat is so funny[Laughter]Watch at: 15:20 / 15:40[Music]that's brilliant that's brilliant coffeebreaks am i right[Music]uh this game is a beautiful commentaryon societythis is so good kiddo this is an activeconstruction sitescram why am i not working i'm on breakWatch at: 15:40 / 16:00brother i work here see here's thedocuments to prove it[Music]let's read it 2023 form datamiscellaneous incomepay your name address city state opinionon grass mayor onion turnip boy's houserigsby farmgrass is nice recipient name addressopinion on grass construction beatWatch at: 16:00 / 16:19they think grasses go pay taxes ofcourseokay let's rip it up because we're donewith it does he say anything else or nowell kiddo you outplayed me yeah i didall right let's head in herewhoa bustling barn okay we're in thebustling barn helloslay queen 32 sup gamer i'm mayorWatch at: 16:19 / 16:40onion's assistant but you can call me bymy gamertagslayqueen32 i'm the best fork fightplayerin veggieville i would tell you to checkout my streams but i haven't been ableto go live since the pigs in here makememake so much noise oh you want to getinto bustling barn well i have some badnewsWatch at: 16:40 / 17:00access is exclusive to my true fans whogive me tier three subsit wouldn't be fair to let you in forfree okay so we've got to get a tier 3subbe sure to like and subscribe though ohmy goodness these references is just toofunnyokay uh okay so i've got to get thislady a tier 3Watch at: 17:00 / 17:20sub yeah this does look like it'd be afun game to modokay so i've gotta get a tier three subhow can i get a tier three sub iprobably have to get some money somehowlet's seecoffee breaks am i right okay you'rejust saying the same thing what aboutyouwell kiddo you outplayed me hold on do ihave like some money or somethingWatch at: 17:20 / 17:40oh oh no you can't actually use thetrophy the trophy's just therelet's see maybe i could water somethingcan i like water these plantsi haven't done anything with thewatering can yetshort-term trying to get to veggievilleokay that guy just keeps asking if he'sin veggieville[Music]Watch at: 17:40 / 18:00let's see sup gamer okay this is alljust the same thing okay so we've got towe've got to what is it called we've gotto get the tier 3sub or wait hold on we have to get somemanurefor uh the mayor didn't we maybe weWatch at: 18:00 / 18:20could go back to the mayorlet's see will you sell me a sub now[Music]home of the oh it's you again wait slayqueen 32 wants a tier 3sub here it's on the house just makesure she eats it on stream so i can getthat cloutyes i found this tier 3 suba sub for slay queen 32 this is soWatch at: 18:20 / 18:40good all right let's go give that subto slay queen 32. ah turn it boy thanksfor the tier 3sub as a tier 3 sub you gain access tothe bustling barnas well as my autograph here you go nowif only someone would do something aboutall those pigs making noiseWatch at: 18:40 / 19:00i miss being able to actually streamthanks for the tier 3 sub turnip boybe sure to pay your taxes next timesilly xoxoslay queen 32 all right we've got a tier3 subto slay queen 32i wonder if there is an actual personWatch at: 19:00 / 19:20using the nameslay queen 32 on any social mediawarning active boom bloom onsite watertwiceat your own risk i think i should waterit[Music]let's water it i watered it oncenow okay should i water it againWatch at: 19:20 / 19:40should i water it again i think i shouldwater it right let's water it againoh is it going to explodeoh nice it exploded okay oh and itbreaks this door open very nice[Music]oh i think these are enemies here oh manthat worm is like coming towards meWatch at: 19:40 / 20:00no i want to use thisokay good good good it almost cametowards me at first i thought it wasjust like a regular npcoh man this is starting to get moredifficult you have enemies that don'tjust move back and forth but actuallycome towards youoh once you defeat them all okay yeahonce you defeat them all the door opensthat's how this workswelcome hypersonic hope you're doingWatch at: 20:00 / 20:20well a boot a boot or a sock what isthis vote mere onionvote mere onion vote mere onion votemere onion let's see what this iswhoa i found this boom boots use theseto kickboom balloons run into them to send themflying okay that's a pretty cool itemi love this artwork this artwork is socool when you get an item like thatWatch at: 20:20 / 20:40mayor onion's office anythinginteresting in his officehow to do your taxes by william stormoh you can't actually read it you couldonly read it or rip it up okay well weripped it upi wonder if there's some kind of benefitto likewatering every single plant here becauseWatch at: 20:40 / 21:00there's so many plants here like whatare you supposed to do with these plantsare these really just decorations[Music]let's talk to this guy hey turn it boyi'm just taking a break after a pigkicked me in the rootsokay i think i know what the beat meansWatch at: 21:00 / 21:20if i kicked him in the rootsno i'm okay i just hope someone gets ridof those things soonanyway i heard if you find some boomboots you can use those to kick boomballoonsyeah just let one grow and then run intoit oh[Music]okay so here's what we gotta do so wegotta water thiswater it twice and then switch to theWatch at: 21:20 / 21:40boots[Music]i don't know if i took damage or notokay now run into it why am i notrunning into it use thisyou died no i'm deadoh man first death okay the lastWatch at: 21:40 / 22:00save was here though okay let's see okayso we did this partokay so i have to figure out how you'resupposed tokick kick that thing i don't know howyou're supposed to kick itthis seems like such a fun speedrun gametoo i think this will be a really funspeedrun game okay so do we have to goWatch at: 22:00 / 22:20back up here againoh no that's already ripped up okay sowe don't have to go here i have tofigure out how to kick this thingoh maybe you're supposed to kick itbefore you water it i'm notsure okay there we go so you just runinto it like that okay there we goWatch at: 22:20 / 22:40oh and there's a key back there okay sowe've got to get that key so let's dothisvery nice okay oh and that key i'llprobably open up the thing lateroh this is so cool this is so much likea zelda gameoh and now with the key we could head inWatch at: 22:40 / 23:00here of coursehello i can't figure out how to getthrough here then againi hear a ton of points through the doorso i'm also not trying too hard[Music]man this place is a dump i get why weneed a town hall butwhy do we have to pick the place over onwith gross animalsWatch at: 23:00 / 23:20oh i think i see it okay i'm guessing ifwe kickthis one uh oh that isn't a kickwhy is my kick not working i took damageoh i just realized that i have my healthin thetop left corner cool and i got anotherWatch at: 23:20 / 23:40heart okaythere we go oh so you have to run intoit before watering it a second timeoh man oh man oh man oh man oh man okayso the pigs come to attack youoh this is kind of almost like a bossfightokay all right nice nice nice what aboutWatch at: 23:40 / 24:00the chickensoh you also have to attack the chickensokay so it's like zelda but like youcould actually defeat the chickensokay let's take out the watering cankick that over thereWatch at: 24:00 / 24:20okay yeah so you probably have to do allthese like this water themah this this is such a cool game thiswould be such a cool speed gameokay let's do thistake out these snails[Music]Watch at: 24:20 / 24:40all right let's talk to this guy ohfinally i knew they'd send the searchparty the crew must have been worried ohso i guessthis wait we're not a search party we'rejust herei've been stuck here for three days nofood no water no coffee breaksthank you adventurer be careful there'sa dangerous pig through this doorwayWatch at: 24:40 / 25:00okay i guess we're going to have to faceanother pig boss up ahead herewhoaking pig ate a ton of fertilizer[Music]oh i wonder if evenWatch at: 25:00 / 25:20whoop want to get out of the way beforeit attacks oh man this is such a coolboss fight[Music]okay okay okay just gotta dodge it nowyeah i don't know if using this sword ohno it got me i don't know if using thesword is a better idea thanthan uh shooting these bomb things outWatch at: 25:20 / 25:40let's try shooting the bomb things at itlet's see if that also works[Music]yeah that looks like it works prettywell the bombs work pretty welluh what is this in the center heream i supposed to ohWatch at: 25:40 / 26:00this is just full of zelda referencesthis is a thing that you're supposed topick up heart fruit it's like when youbeat the boss you get what is it calledwhen you beat the boss you getone more heart it's like this is justlike that that's so funnywell i found this heart fruit this fruitgives you another heartWatch at: 26:00 / 26:20nifty nicea heart container that's the word i'mlooking for thank you issaoh finally we got the fertilizer makesthings grow like crazy what does merwhy does merinion want this field lognumber one it seems that those whoconsume fertilizer display mysteriousWatch at: 26:20 / 26:40propertiessuch as rapid growth okaymaybe i'm overthinking this but i'mthinking that maybe mayoronion wants to use the fertilizer forhimself and like mer onion is going tobecome evil like he's going to use thefertilizersee do you have anything to say now overWatch at: 26:40 / 27:00here you're doing anythingi need some wood and i know a dealer canyou grab it for mehead down layer lane you should be inthe alleyway in the alleyway near thatsandwich shop thanks kiddo i owe youall right let's go get that guy somewood why do you have to go to a wooddealer that's pretty weirdman this place looks confusingWatch at: 27:00 / 27:20[Music]thank the mushrooms you did our work forusall right let's head on out of here wehave defeated the pig bossoh do you have anything different to saythank you peace and quiet wow now icouldstream and get more tier three subs turnit boy you did thisthank you for your efforts i crown youWatch at: 27:20 / 27:40assleigh king 32 whoa i found this crownyou've been crowned slayking32heads up you can view and equip all yourhats in the pause menuoh and i'm actually wearing the crownthat's so coolWatch at: 27:40 / 28:00well kiddo you outplayed mecoffee breaks am i right okay i'm notgoing to talk to that orange becausethat orange guy always says the samethingyeah we've got a crown now okay where'sthe dealer oh the dealer's probablypassed therelet's see what did this person does thisperson have anything to say thank youWatch at: 28:00 / 28:20for delivering itsince you helped me in my business theleast i can do is help youhere's a copy of fastbooks so you canfigure out your taxeswow doing taxes pro smallveggie accounting does taxes looks attaxes taxesincludes tax advice 3.23value one veg license pop this in theWatch at: 28:20 / 28:40disk driveand be doing your taxes in literallymaybe 30 to 45 minutesthat doesn't sound great at all but atleast it's realisticthat's actually hilarious what is thisgame oh it's in the stream titleturnip boy commits tax evasionhey dude you picking up for that beatWatch at: 28:40 / 29:00all right here you gojust remember you never saw me oh thisis the dealer that we're talking aboutwood what the is this illegal oh bad[Music]all right let's go drop off that wood isour wood here what the is this illegalokay let's go bring the wood to that guyWatch at: 29:00 / 29:20and let's see what he sayswood to the good stuff exactly g babyall right let's go drop off our wood tothat guy where's the guy that wants thewoodi think it was the next guy not this guyright or was it that guy i think it'sthe next guy i think it was the guy inthis roomyeah this is the guy that wants the woodWatch at: 29:20 / 29:40right thanks kiddo i appreciate it heretake this extra hard hat we got a ton ofthese things oh we got a hard hat safetyfirst oh man that's so cooloh man that'd be so i could alreadyimagine this game having speed runs likeall hatsany percent stuff like that or even fora certain hathold on let's see documents to rip oh soWatch at: 29:40 / 30:00is this like a list of all the documentsthat you could rip wow there are a lotof documentsokay what about hats hard hat[Music]okay chat should i wear thehard hat or the crown i don't even knowhow to swapi'll keep out the hard hat for now iWatch at: 30:00 / 30:20if we play this game again i can make itlike a channel point redemption rewardwhere the character switches hatslet me try switching to the crownuh oh there we go okay there now we'vegot the crown onnow let's see what shall we do with thisprobably like thatWatch at: 30:20 / 30:40whoa uh okay kick down[Music]let's talk to carrot hasn't your motherever told you to not talk to strangersthat's all you sayWatch at: 30:40 / 31:00definitely makes me think a lot of thelegend of zeldaoh sweet another one heart fruit thisfruit gives you another heart nifty okaynice another one all right okay so itlooks like that's the only thing hereokay hold on what does this guy have tosaywhat are you still doing here dude scrambefore the irs shows up okaylet's get out of here before the irsshows upWatch at: 31:00 / 31:20okay does this guy this guy wanted hairdyeyou need a haircut okay he's stillsaying the same thing so we have to goget hair dye for himlet's swap to the swordand now he can go get fertilizer to mereonion okay chat do you guys think mayorWatch at: 31:20 / 31:40onion is actually good or do you thinkthat he's secretly evil[Music]i'm glad those animals are out of thepicture this fertilizer will come inhandy tooall right so your next task as myassistant is to get me a four-prongedspearin ancient time it was known as a forkWatch at: 31:40 / 32:00assistants don't ask questions word onthe grapevineis that there's one in the forsakenfarmhouse that's supposedly south fromherei've heard horror stories about a bunchof moldy sweets in that placeyou're a no place to complain go get memy forkthis poor old lemon just look at himlook at his faceWatch at: 32:00 / 32:20he looks like an old pokemon characteroh that's south from here okay maybe nowwe can go south so these guys areprobably out of the wayyes we can now go south okay all rightlet's go southrocky ramp got some more things to talkto herewe like to learn new dances and postthem to flip flopsometimes i will even do karaoke this isWatch at: 32:20 / 32:39100 a tick tock reference i recognize iti am hip with the culture hi there i'm ateacher from a nearby patch nice to meetyoui would love to stop and talk but i haveto attend to my class we're on a fieldtrip right nowthis place is pretty cool there's thisinteresting cave i want to have the kidsWatch at: 32:39 / 33:00check outlater anything in heredoesn't look like it but we talked tothese guys oh something down there[Music]not a tick tock reference yeah there arereferences to like tier three subs andtick tock andah this is so funny i'm really lovingthe references in this game it's soWatch at: 33:00 / 33:20funnyi accidentally dabbed into holly's phonewhile we were recording for flip-flopand it fell off the cliff oopsthis is the worst day ever but they'resmiling look at this smilei dropped my phone down the cliff i haveno idea what to dooh no what are we going to doWatch at: 33:20 / 33:39can i drop down here or no i guess youcan't drop downoh but there's a path down there one canyou[Music]i wonder from a certain angle if youcould reach it with the sword theyprobably specifically made it so youcan't reach iti wonder that'd be a really cool speedrunning skip like if you could dosomething like this and like the tip ofWatch at: 33:39 / 34:00the sword could just reach the bookand you could do that to skip that'd bereally cool if that was a thingwhoa whoa there official flavor town pddesignoh my mush you're adorable look at thisart this art is really coolyour little leaves and everything whatdo you need little guy what's upWatch at: 34:00 / 34:20well i don't know about that dude ican't just let you in here there's aprocedure heremy partner sneaked a peek when i went tothe restroom and he won't tell me whathe saw soi don't even know what's back therelittle guy sorry little guy i'm thewrong guy to ask here hey maybe mypartner biff will tell you what's inthere and and you can tell me rightafterall right let's try talking back it upWatch at: 34:20 / 34:40back it up views this part of rocky rampis now under flavortown pd'sjurisdictionstate your business oh wise guy huhyou create your cute tricks won't workon me those little button eyesthose stubby little legs oh my mushyou're adorable stop talking useokay tough guy being cute is only halfWatch at: 34:40 / 35:00the battle now you got the eye of eltigrebut come back when you've got the heartof an artichoke you know the thrill ofthe fighti don't know ask my partner buddy maybehe knows somethingwait oh they're just repeating the samething back and forth on do you saysomething differentoh no they're just saying the same thingcool artwork though okay let's continueon then maybe we'll come back thereWatch at: 35:00 / 35:20later we have to get the heart of theartichokelet's take out the snail whyhow do you do there adventurer i'm doingpretty darn fine myself if you ask mejust here watching these lovely snailsi'm the local snail watcher as you mustknow these are an endangered speciesoh no we're going around killing all ofWatch at: 35:20 / 35:40them us veggies and fruits gotta makesure we don't destroy their ecosystemwe should be coexistingand we're just going around killing allof them[Music]north veggieville west forgetting forestsouth forsaken farmhouse okay i've gotto go to the forsaken farmhouseWatch at: 35:40 / 36:00okay there we go whoa oh the fish comeout of water okay let's just take outthese snailsokay got some carrots over here hellocarrotswelcome newcomer to the carrot patchyeah we live pretty far from townscary to go over there so we just vibeWatch at: 36:00 / 36:20here just swaying back and forthas one does you just see the carrotsswaying back and forththis is a very funny gamedid you see the weird orange thing yeahthere was this small orange thing thatcame herekind of looked like us but it was reallysmall weird rightno i didn't mean to talk to you againWatch at: 36:20 / 36:40don't worryyou're safe here there's this weirdthing that came here but i took care ofitwhat do you mean how i chucked it in thetrash did the turnip commituh tax evasion yet yeah the turnipcommitted tax evasion right at thebeginning of the gameand right now this game is basicallyanimal crossing where you're workingWatch at: 36:40 / 37:00except instead of working for tom nookyou're working for mare onion and youhave to do tasks for himwhat is this over here this lookssuspiciousthe house store okay this is 100okay chad everybody knows what this iswhat this receipt here is100 everybody knows what well maybe someWatch at: 37:00 / 37:20people don't know what it is maybeyou've never seen this beforebut everybody who's seen this knows whatthis is what is this this is the homedepot obviously rightright chat am i right is this the homedepotlike you just see at the house storemore money morework oh bad the house store more moneymore work a receiptWatch at: 37:20 / 37:40helped by c basher one pack carrot seedsone itemssubtotal that new york tax total thischarge thatokay let's rip it up no it's lousy yeahlowe's was actually one investment thati had several years ago on the stockmarket it was pretty good it was just aquick one because i saw that it was likeit looked like it was pretty undervaluedWatch at: 37:40 / 38:00so i bought some and i made a nice quickprofit off of itso yeah i like lowe's turnip boyworking on that debt huh should havereally been on top of that i'm alwaysrunning around always on my aim game youknowyou'll get there anyway you can't gothis way you've got important businessto conductso we're supposed to go south to theforsaken farmhouse wait so the garbageWatch at: 38:00 / 38:20bin that they were talking about isprobably this down here rightfield log number two little is knownabout how many fish are in this pondbut it seems we can only observe one ata time oh there's a road down herethat's really interestingdefinitely giving me frogger vibesi don't know if dashing is faster thanWatch at: 38:20 / 38:40just moving oh here's the trash binlet's check iti found this lost carrot baby theirbabysitter must be looking for this ladso this is the thing that they threw outthe carrots saw baby carrots so theythrew it out[Music]so silly hello therekakyoin whoa that is an interesting faceWatch at: 38:40 / 39:00i feel like this is making a referenceto something that i don't understandchad does anyone know what this ismaking a reference to i don't know whatthis is supposed to beso detailed i don't know what this raromeans eithermy character's just confused do you likemy specifically placed box collectionWatch at: 39:00 / 39:20they're totally not here to keep you inthe level or anything that would bewackyyeah that is such a great fourth wallbreakman this game this game's writing is sogood i'm really enjoying thissee do these carrots have anything tosay about throwing out the littleWatch at: 39:20 / 39:40carrot let's see what do you have to sayabout this[Music]you're the one that yeah you chucked itin the trash they don't even haveanything to say about itall right well let's go ahead in herethen wait did i speak to this onei bet the view from that deck would beamazing too bad the stairs are brokenoh maybe we could use a stool to get upWatch at: 39:40 / 40:00there oh so i okay i actually can't getup thereprobably have to get a stool i guesswhat a weird suggestion use this stoolto get up on the deskor use a stool to get up on the deckokay so we can't go to the forsakenfarmhouse yetso let's head on over this way firstWatch at: 40:00 / 40:20i wonder if that's the stool over thereor what that could beon we can't water this from here can wewhoa i don't that looks like a bay bladedoesn't look like we could reach it fromhere wait a minute oh i don't know if wecould get through hereWatch at: 40:20 / 40:40maybe we could water these[Music]maybe if i keep watering it somethingwill happen no it doesn't look like itokay so i'm guessing wedon't have to head this way yet what ami meant to do with the little carrotwell do i have the little carrotthe babysitter must be looking for thislad oh so there's probably someonethat'sbabysitting a carrot okay that personWatch at: 40:40 / 41:00isn't the babysitterokay that one doesn't need the babycarrotwho needs a baby carrot i probably haveto bring the baby carrot to someone ohwait can i talk to[Music]uh all three of these all count as oneperson okay so they just won't let us gothat wayWatch at: 41:00 / 41:20wait a minute you're not the carebabysitter are you no you're justlooking after snailsyeah so you don't care about that can'tgo that waylet's see who is looking after carrotswas there a carrotanywhere earlier i don't remember therebeing a carrot anywhere[Music]let's see what about youWatch at: 41:20 / 41:40wait i ran out of water and want to givethis special flower to that strawberry[Applause]okay we got something okay a token ofaffection from the florist to thestrawberry okaythis is what we have to do thanks forgrowing that flower make sure to bringit over to that special strawberryi don't want any of these other folksWatch at: 41:40 / 42:00getting the wrong ideaokay let's go bring it over to thisstrawberry i think he means thisstrawberry here okay so it looks like wehave to do this oh turnip boythanks for the flower but i don't feelthe same i'm sorryit's not from you oh thank the mushroomsoh badthe floor sent this my way how sweet ofherdo you think you could take this letterover to her for me dear floresWatch at: 42:00 / 42:20thank you for the pretty flower wouldyou like to go on a datesomeday we could even get married andpay our taxes togetheroh man that's a pretty funny running gagto happen the gamejust have everyone make a referenceabout paying taxes because it seems likeWatch at: 42:20 / 42:40such an obscure thingto make a reference to but it is funnyto have a running gag about paying taxesoh you delivered it sweet thanks a lottake this as paymentsun hat the arch nemesis of the sunah and we're wearing the sun hat okay soit seems like that's just a side questthinglike it's probably not for 100 well it'sWatch at: 42:40 / 43:00probably not for likeany percent game completion butlet's see do you want any do you wantany what is it calledwho's where what do i do with my littlecarrotoh oh my god i forgot about this guythis was one of the first people that wemet i actually forgot about himyo you found him okay so there was aWatch at: 43:00 / 43:20carrot that was babysitting carrotsand he had a stool how did i forgetabout this guy thank you so muchtake my stool it's like literally theonly thing i ownthat is quite the minimalist lifestyleowning only a stool he can't get awaythis time if he's on my headstool can be used to climb onto decksWatch at: 43:20 / 43:40yeah that's exactly what you use thestool forokay so it looks like you did have to doa little bit of backtracking here butwe've got it we've got itready to go do some dashing here we'reusing speedrun strategies right nowi'm guessing dashing is faster than justwalkingWatch at: 43:40 / 44:00yeah and we got this stool the sun hat'spretty cool oh no i didn't want toaccidentally talk to that personall right let's head down here plane ofplanes i just realized that's the nameof this place that's such a funny nameokay let's use our stool here where isWatch at: 44:00 / 44:20the stooloh maybe i have to talk to him too badthe stairs are brokenmaybe we could use a stool to get upthere okay i have my stool oh there wego now i could get up heredoes he have anything different to sayno that's a cute looking stool you gottherei just remember that i'm terrified ofheights so you go on ahead[Music]Watch at: 44:20 / 44:40forsaken farmhouse this is where we hadto be uh what did we have to get at theforsaken farmhouseoh a fork that's what we have to get wehave to get a forksee pretty dark and spooky in hereoh something to read here dear diary momand dad grounded mefor breaking the front window but mattwas the one who did itWatch at: 44:40 / 45:00i ain't no snitch but i wish he fessedupoh man okaymore enemies i'm guessingis someone oh there's something shootingat me from a distance there that'spretty hard to deal with is this anWatch at: 45:00 / 45:20enemyokay and i can defeat it okay oh manthis is getting toughokay there we go okay we did defeat itis this a maskface mask stay six feet awayoh my goodness that's quite theWatch at: 45:20 / 45:40reference yeah you could tellthat this is a recent game that's sofunnynice music in hereall right let's continue on all right ohdear diary i went to matt's baseballgame today it was weird since everyonewas wearing masksand we sat far from all the otherfamilies matt hit a ton of home runsWatch at: 45:40 / 46:00though ah that's so funnythese references these references are sogoodoh yeah that's a good question yeah if iwonder if the mask will actually be usedfor something or notoh i probably can't move this one yet iprobably have to get a different pair ofboots to move thatWatch at: 46:00 / 46:20uh why did i double water it i didn'tmean to do thatyou have to water it once then you cankick itthere we go oh i'm leaving i'm leavingi'm leaving something just grabbed meas soon as i walked in definitely feellike i'm playing legend of zelda hereWatch at: 46:20 / 46:40i think if it pulls me close enough thenit'll attack me i'm guessing that's howit worksokay there we go but we took care of itnice okay let's try[Music]oh that didn't work as expected what'sthis herewhat the just like oh a watermelon grewout of it okayi'd love to get that i don't know whatWatch at: 46:40 / 47:00that is but i probably need that ohthere's a locked door right hereokay i don't think i can break that oneyet so let's check over here firstokay there's like a band-aid orsomething thereoh i oh my goodness duh that acts aslike a block for that there we go soWatch at: 47:00 / 47:20that's how that works[Applause]uh oh and then you kick that up there wego now we got this band-aid you got abandage an adhesive medical stripokay so i think there's the same puzzlein one of the previous roomslet's see can i continue even fartheroh i thought that maybe you couldexplode that but i guess not i'mWatch at: 47:20 / 47:40guessing you can'tand i just realized we're in a bathroomthere's like a toilet here and there's abath in the top rightlet's see yes there's something in theother room that we could also break thenum[Music]let's see okay so then that explodesinto watermelon i think there'ssomething over here that we could breakoh this again oh manWatch at: 47:40 / 48:00okay there we go took care of that oneokay so here's what you have to doyou've got to water thisuh and then kick it there okay there wego now we can head on to the left verynice now we're probably gonna get a keyherewait oh some people to talk here idleWatch at: 48:00 / 48:20ice box helloolive guard we just sayto each other that was amazing you mustbe some type of super turnip to breakthrough our defensescan i have your autograph their defenseis just not speakingattention drop and give me 20 for yourcrimesWatch at: 48:20 / 48:40that door took two years to fortifycadet how could a rookie like you blowit upcan i have your key hold your horsesthere partner did you really justdestroy our fortificationswell you better be willing to help outcover the costsgo over yonder to the mission board somefolks got work that needs to get donecome back after i'll get you set up withWatch at: 48:40 / 49:00a keywe keep some areas locked down to keepthe rotten awaygo check out the mission board for whatto do next make sure to report back todebafter checking it out okay here's themission boardmission board supplies needed we needmedical supplies there's been reports ofthese in the house go get them talk toWatch at: 49:00 / 49:20nurse barryglobal warming our camp is warming up wethink it's because of the generatorsdown helpokay missing child round red blacksoulless eyessays help a lot okayso those are the people that we have tohelp out all rightyeah it's a really cool gameWatch at: 49:20 / 49:40it was only two seconds i turned awayfor two seconds and my baby sisterwandered offi was supposed to be the adult hereafter the rock took our parents i'vebeen taking care of the familynow my little sister is gone wait you'llhelpthank you so much please hurry i'veheard the cupcake monsters really liketo feast on cherriesoh that's deep yo yo yo it's dj sizzleWatch at: 49:40 / 50:00sizzle me dizzle fizzle yo you feelgive it up for dj sizzlecarson i wish i could leave this lameice boxthere's like nothing to do here i usedto make games on my laptopbut it wasn't able to withstand the coldWatch at: 50:00 / 50:20it's okay though i still have my oldchessboardi've whittled down chunks of ice for thepieces if you want to play sometimeoh is this like a reference to magnuscarlsencarson chess i don't know maybe i'mmaking a bit of a stretch here and i'mjust trying tointerpret it in different ways diaryentryi have a secret stash of brownies i'veWatch at: 50:20 / 50:40hidden in the iceboxmatt keeps eating all of them and thisis the only place he can't find them lolnice hey potato guy hello there sunnyi thought that the newcomer might be myson but a new face is definitely a sightfor sore eyesi don't think i'll ever be able to leavethis icebox but i hope someday i'll getto seeWatch at: 50:40 / 51:00my son again why is there a fire in theiceboxnurse barry well hello there hot stuffthose leaves on top of your head arebuffsay a cutie could you pick up somemedical supplies for mei'll need bandages medicine and a maskWatch at: 51:00 / 51:20did i get all three i don't think i gotthe medicine yet but i think i got theother twothink you can handle it okay i guess ididn't get all of themokay so i probably have to get all themokay what are these baby things aroundhereoh it's a bean hello plebeenunderstandably you're pro but i can'teven speak he's so eloquentWatch at: 51:20 / 51:40understandably you're perplexed by myeloquent phrasesdo not be aflarmed the others are merelyimbeciles this reminds me of stewie fromfamily guyi hope to take over this forsaken iceboxif it's the last thing i doalas i'll need legs however and maybearms huhyeah okay so the first two beans areWatch at: 51:40 / 52:00supposed to be these two i guessand then the last one is like helloplebianit's pretty funny and we are now in theforsaken farmhouse and there are sometasks that we have to dowe have to get like masks and stuff likethat okay another olive guard i'mguessingWatch at: 52:00 / 52:20oh geez i wish i could guard the maindoor seems like everything cool happensover there likesomeone just burst through the doorthat's so coolmaybe i'm just not doing good enough ofa guard oh maybe i'm just not goodenough of a guardit explains why they have me at theprison i feel like a good guardi wish they would give me a shotWatch at: 52:20 / 52:40you there yeah you turn aheaddon't be alarmed i too can hold weaponswith no handsthat's how you know i have mafia bloodhey you're related to don turn up chinoif you areyou're lucky i'm in this jar if iweren't you'd be sleeping with therottenWatch at: 52:40 / 53:00that mobster family decided to step onour turf who do you think they areholding their meetings in that stupidgreen houseoh so this got the pickle is literallyin a jarthat is pretty funnywhat is tax evasion like not now payyour taxes like it's illegalWatch at: 53:00 / 53:20yeah so the name of the game is turn itboy commits tax evasionand the joke is you are a turret boy whocommitted tax evasionand you have to pay stuff back nowoh my god this guy gets me every time iwalk in hereWatch at: 53:20 / 53:40okay let's see what do we need hereum maybe i have to go back to some ofthe other places nowlike let's see i don't think there'sgoing to be anythingin the icebox that we could still getlike let's see what do we need we need abandage a mask and hold on the thing onWatch at: 53:40 / 54:00the far rightthat thing on the far right that looksis that the same as this thing hereit looks like it's oh my goodness no nolet me go let me gooh wait did i get a key oh he gave methe key oh my goodnessi didn't realize he gave me the keythank you i really appreciate it now ican go through hereWatch at: 54:00 / 54:20found medicine they child proofed thecap that's so funny[Music]okay i'm actually almost dead this guyjust keeps grabbing methat hand keeps pulling me closer andcloser okay so let's go talk to thenurse lady i think we have everything weneed for the nurse now oh this guy has akey nowWatch at: 54:20 / 54:40it's only two seconds oh it's like eachof them have a keyi understand okay so now we get the keyfrom this one my knight in shining armoroh thank you darling here's the key sugadarling come see me if you need somehealingi actually do need some healing a berryflavored kiss should heal you right upah the little face he madeWatch at: 54:40 / 55:00all right we can now continue oh mygoodnessoh that thing that shoots arrows oh waitbut if we stay back here ithink it can't reach us from there wheni could hit these guys from here that'spretty coolnice okay and i can't push thoseWatch at: 55:00 / 55:20watermelon things over yet so i'm gonnahave to go around this okay so this guyactually is a donutthat shoots out sprinkles at you oh manit's actually pretty hard to get byyou know i'm going to try to defeat itah i could have avoided thatWatch at: 55:20 / 55:40okay you don't get anything fordefeating all them unfortunatelydear diary mom got me some new mittensthat look like slices of watermelon atthe flea market todayah if you put on this then that's whatyou could use to push the watermelonprobablywhoa i found this move mittens use theseWatch at: 55:40 / 56:00to push move melonswait do you have hands that's actuallysuch a good pointokay so we could do that nowis there anything back here fordefeating this guy oh you have to defeatthat guy to be allowed to leaveokay oops okay so now we'll have accessWatch at: 56:00 / 56:20to some more areas because now we canuse themove melons uh let me first take outthese guysor at least push them out of the wayokay now we could use this and now youcan push the melon down and then you cancontinue along this way oh this is socooli could see how this would be a reallyfun speed gameokay let's see is there anything toWatch at: 56:20 / 56:40access up here i think there are nowsome new areas that i can access downhere now that i have themove mittens yeah because now i couldwater this whoops i mean thisand push it down now i can access thisarea wait do i have a new keyumlet's see maybe there's something i'msupposed to do over there because nowWatch at: 56:40 / 57:00that i have the move mittens it's likei can access another area down there ohi probably have to save the cherry orsomething oh i didn't even realize thatthere's a thing to bomb here duhokay let's do that i i actually didn'tsee thatokay there we goah okay i'm gonna leave the room andWatch at: 57:00 / 57:20come back because i don't want thoseguys pulling me like thatoh bed oh man oh man oh man oh man thesecupcakesi wonder if that's going to be thecherry that i saved that's on top ofthat or nois it lost cherry baby we got it carly'slooking for youwonder if that's an icarly referenceWatch at: 57:20 / 57:40okay let's read thisselective service system order to reportfor inductionto the president of the united states tomatthew rigsbysir you are hereby notified that youwere on the 15th day of april 2020legally drafted in the service of theunited states for the period of 30 yearsWatch at: 57:40 / 58:00you will accordingly report on april20th 2020 haha to the armed forceinduction stationregards alan c president of the unitedstates okay let's rip that upgot a lot of stuff to rip up on there'ssomething to explode oh no that's just awindow i'm guessingdiary entry omg i got zac dreamto sign my giga sword poster i'mWatch at: 58:00 / 58:20literally going to dieomgokay oh and there's like a sword on thewall here oh no another one of thoseokay i'mgoing to leave then okay so we got thecherry back so we could return thecherry and then we could probably unlockthatWatch at: 58:20 / 58:40uh what is this room i don't rememberthat room i'm going to ignore that roomi think that's where we came in fromso over here we have to go return thecherry and then we're going to getanother keyso let's yeah here's the cherry ladythank the mushrooms my little sister'salrightthanks for getting her back safelyhere's a key for your troublesWatch at: 58:40 / 59:00okay do we have any more keys that wehave to collect or are those all them ithink that might be all themlike there's nothing here nothing hereand nothing here so i think we've takencare ofmaybe everything let's just go down andget thatlet's unlock this door now we could useour key to unlock thathey what is this something to read let'sWatch at: 59:00 / 59:20read this alan cpresident let's read it the armytelegram allen cpresident the rigsby family we deeplyregret to inform youthat captain matthew rigsby has beenmissing in action sincejuly 15 2020 upon receipt of furtherinformation in this office you will beadvised immediately verifying thewhereabouts of captain matthew rigsbyWatch at: 59:20 / 59:40regards allen c president of the unitedstatesis this like another backstory that'sgoing on hereinteresting room in a farmhouse they gota pretty big tv hereoh looks like it's another bossoh is this a rotten cat apple oh iWatch at: 59:40 / 01:00:00didn't read what it saidoh this is going to be such a cool fightoh man we could like move watermelons[Music]we like move watermelons to get acrossthere ohoh no i might die because there are alsowormsWatch at: 01:00:00 / 01:00:20the worm heals youwait oh it's like the boss is rotten soit spits outuh it spits out worms because it'srotten that's actually kind of funny howthey did thatokay but does do all them give youhearts well it looks like maybe all themgive you heartsWatch at: 01:00:20 / 01:00:40a pretty cool boss fight oh no standingon it so it didn't workah and it could break your watermelon ifit runs into it tooso you want to be careful just get thatup therevery niceWatch at: 01:00:40 / 01:01:00okay the fact that the worms give youhearts makes the fight a bit easier imowell i haven't beaten the fight yet so idon't know for surebut i'm guessing that's what'll happenoh you can't walk through like that iwas hoping you'd be able to walk throughthat corner but i guess not[Music]Watch at: 01:01:00 / 01:01:20okay can't reach me here that's goodlet's get the watermelon over therethe worm can break your oh my goodnessi'm trying to swap to my swordthe worm can also break your watermelonwhat game are you playing turnip boyWatch at: 01:01:20 / 01:01:40uh turnip boy commits tax evasion it'sin the title of this screenand welcome eats hope you're doing well[Music]all right[Music]let's get this up hereWatch at: 01:01:40 / 01:02:00okay and i think i might be getting tothe part where now i could start todamage it pretty well with this likelet's seeall right that's a pretty good hit okaythat does some pretty good damageoh man speedruns of this boss would bereally cool to seeWatch at: 01:02:00 / 01:02:20that damaged not onlythe boss but also me uh will that get itnice okay the boss is like more thanhalf deadyeah i think this is the lost cat fromWatch at: 01:02:20 / 01:02:40earlier that we have to get butshe's uh the cat is like rotten rightnow or somethingoh my goodness eats the gamer thank youso much for the subscription reallyappreciate that thank you so much forthe subscription with prime it was verymuch appreciatedi'm pretty sure this is going to be thecap that we have to get it makes senseWatch at: 01:02:40 / 01:03:00imoah that wasn't working okay um let's getthese worms will they give heartsokay got another heart niceman it is just spitting out worms likecrazyokay but at least i'm getting heartsfrom that too that's theplus side of that okay the cat is upWatch at: 01:03:00 / 01:03:20there i think i'lltry to push this one nice oh but thatalso damaged mewant to get that heart without gettinghit nope but i got hitokay we can take out these wormsum i'll do thisWatch at: 01:03:20 / 01:03:40fill up another spot nostop ruining my watermelonokay let's fill in this corner feel iti couldn't fill in the cornerWatch at: 01:03:40 / 01:04:00okay where's it gonna be okay i've gottabe able to get it from here if i'm fastenoughthere we go the boss has been defeatedwe got it we got it yeah it's the rottenapple cat exactly relatively insaneah all right there we go okay so now i'mguessing this is the catwhoa i found this lost apple cat cranWatch at: 01:04:00 / 01:04:19crayons little red munchkinokay so we got that is that all that weneed from here because we still need theforkwe haven't gotten the fork we weresupposed to get a fork here field lognumber threebig machine goes burr lol oh cause thisis the generator room i was thinkingabout the generator the whole timeyou know what you know the machine goesWatch at: 01:04:19 / 01:04:40bur thing that is one of my favoritememes ofall time like the when uh when the u.sgovernment started printing a bunch ofmoney and there is that meme where it'slike the one person who's cryingand the other person's like haha moneymachine go burrthat's one of the funniest memes thati've ever seen so i love that they madeWatch at: 01:04:40 / 01:05:00a reference on this game there's so manyreferencesoh is my person sleeping oh if you standstill for a while oh wait no someoneelse is sleeping what is this herespray paint okay paint but sprayablegreat explanationand i know who wanted this there's thatperson in the forest who wanted touse that finally the light is turned onWatch at: 01:05:00 / 01:05:19oh there's something else here or waitis thereah there we go heart fruit this fruitgives you another heart niftythis is such a fun game all rightwait but we still didn't get the forkwho's thisWatch at: 01:05:19 / 01:05:40hi turn it it was nice studying thisplace buti'm going ba i'm i'm going to take mynotes back to my research lab in a bitside note did you see the pickled gangin theidol ice box they're a notorious gangaround these partsi'm surprised they haven't enlistedanyone to help them break out yetplease don't help them turn it boyWatch at: 01:05:40 / 01:06:00should i go help them what in the worldis thisoh i thought it was a piece of macaronihis name's macwhat the heck did you just freaking sayabout me a little turnip well if youknow i graduated top of my class in thepasta sealsand i've been involved in numeroussecret raids on the barn and i have over300 confirmed killsi am trained in guerrilla warfare andWatch at: 01:06:00 / 01:06:19i'm the top sniper in the entire pastaarmed forcesyou are nothing to me but just anothertarget i willwipe you the freak out with precisionthe likes of whichhas never been seen before on this earthmark my freaking wordsyou think you can get away with sayingthat crap to me over the grapevinethink again turnip as we speak i amWatch at: 01:06:19 / 01:06:40contacting my secret network of spiesacross the farmlandand your leaves are being traced rightnow so you better prepare for the stormmaggotthe storm that wipes out the patheticlittle thing you call your lifeyou're freaking dead kid i can beanywhere anytime and i can kill you inover 700 waysand that's just with my bare hands notonly am iextensively trained in unarmed combatWatch at: 01:06:40 / 01:07:00but i have access to the entire arsenalof the pasta corpseand i will use it to its full extent towipe your miserable butt off the face ofthe continent you little crapif only you could have known what unholyretribution your littleclever comment was about to bring downupon you maybe you would have held yourfreaking tongue but you couldn't youdidn'tand now you're paying the price you dangWatch at: 01:07:00 / 01:07:19idiot i will crap fury all over you andyou will drown in ityou're freaking dead kiddo oh mygoodness it's literally the navy sealcoffee pasta but it is a macand he is like mac and cheese like pastaoh my goodness that's too goodthat's too goodWatch at: 01:07:19 / 01:07:40oh and we got the fork okay there we gothe four pronged spear sadly i have togive it to that onionokay so we got the fork we got what weneed[Music]is this guy going to ask for a houseturn ahead heard you've been carryingout missions for the folks around hereyou mind helping an old family friendout earlier he said he would kill us ifwe were out thereme and the boys are trying to break outWatch at: 01:07:40 / 01:08:00of here and i need you to get mesomething to break thisglass maybe a hammer of sorts i have aguy who'll meet you in the alleyway overat layer lane shady type you can't misshimdo this for me and i'll consider ourfamily history water under the bridgeall right i'll help him out wait what ami carrying oh i'm carrying the fork[Music]Watch at: 01:08:00 / 01:08:20oh my goodness you can attack with thefork that's so coolcan i break it with a fork probably notno i have to go get the hammer all rightso we've got to get the hammer and wehave to return the forkit basically is a meme game but it's sogood there's so many like internet memeWatch at: 01:08:20 / 01:08:40cultural references in it it is amazinghey this is the exit right i think thisis the exit herethere we go plane planes let's head onoutlet's go return our fork and we have togo to waitall right taking out those guys okaylet's see so i've got to bring that tothe mayor but hold on but firstWatch at: 01:08:40 / 01:09:00west is layer lane okay let's go to thesketchy guy at layer lane and get thehammer[Music]hey where's the sketchy guy at layerlane is it the same guy over here asbeforedo we talk to this guy again what areyou still doing here oh i thought it'dbeWatch at: 01:09:00 / 01:09:20the same guy still but i guess not maybeit's the carrotyou helping the pickled gang break outdang he seemed a bit young for this butheyi don't make the rules just slide thisthrough the top of their jar and theycan handle it from therewell i found this hammer should help thepickled gang make their great escapegood thing i went back and talked to theWatch at: 01:09:20 / 01:09:40pickleall right have a chat with mere onionthat four pronged spear will come inhandy all according to planokay this guy is definitely evil he's anevil mastermindi'm getting very very suspicious ofmayor onion before i was suspicious atthe beginning of the gameWatch at: 01:09:40 / 01:10:00i was thinking that mayor onion gettingfertilizer was a bit suspiciousbut now when we give him the fork itsays all according to plani think he's evil anyways annie has beentelling me about this goop with strangeproperties over in the forgotten forcei want it no you can't eat itgo get me some of that goop i don't careWatch at: 01:10:00 / 01:10:20what you have to do to get it wait didthey say in the foresteast weapons would wait which sports onelet me let me double check again thatfour prong sphere will come in handyin the forgotten forest i don't knowwhere the forgotten forest is i don'tknow if the forgotten forest is the samething as the woods that are up therelet's go down and uh save our pickleWatch at: 01:10:20 / 01:10:40friend firsti'm oh yeah and the apple cap thanks somuch for reminding me what's up i forgotabout thati'm guessing we're probably going to getanother hat from this[Music]oh my mushrooms it's my little applemunchkin i found this thing calledmanga in the forest and tried toreplicate the art styleWatch at: 01:10:40 / 01:11:00i hope you like it i may be old but ican still draw some hecking cutiesah law abiding citizen turnip chanah that's sweet uh but you have to ripit up that's the only way to exit okaylet's go save our pickle friend and thenwe're going to head into theWatch at: 01:11:00 / 01:11:20oh wait but the forbidden forest orwhatever is probably the thing that'sdown here and to the leftthat's where i'm guessing it is hold onlet's read this signoh yeah forgotten force is to the westokay so this is probably we probablyhave to go here likemuch later let's go let's go check onour pickle friend first our picklefriend is going to be in here let'srescue himi like how those blocks are stillWatch at: 01:11:20 / 01:11:40blocking the wayall right let's head in here uhnow what way where's oh yeah the pickleguy's up herelike how the guy says don't save thepickle and then we just go andsave the pickle lizzy does the guardhave anything to sayWatch at: 01:11:40 / 01:12:00ah jeez oh he still says the same thinghe wants tobe a good guard and protect the maindoorthanks turnip we owe you one here try onthisyour father used to wear one back in theday every good mafioso needs to look thepopwe got a fedora and i love how thedescription is milady thisis too good oh my goodness i love it iWatch at: 01:12:00 / 01:12:20love it i love itall hats would be such a cool run ofthis oh my goodnessokay so those guys that were blockingthe way on the way to the forgottenforest or whateveruh i'll just wait for him to pass bythere we go ohthere's a worm there we go took out theWatch at: 01:12:20 / 01:12:40wormsyeah now we can continue this way okayso here's where we have to go mostlikely forgotten force hello therehi a turnip boy welcome to the forgottenforest or as i like to call ithome not a ton of folks come over herebut i've been studying this place for aslong as i can rememberi've seen some very strange things inWatch at: 01:12:40 / 01:13:00these woods it might be dangerous butthere's a ton of clues here on how hecame to bemeet me up ahead in my research facilityi can help you get the goop for mayoronionawesome gotta go get that goop from aironionso what we came here for we came herefor the goop yeah i wasWatch at: 01:13:00 / 01:13:20as i'm going through the game i'mthinking about exactlythat abstract duck like you know what ifthere isn'ta crazy amount of dialogue in this gamethen maybe i could do a googletranslated version of this evenlike just as a short break from king ofmiami because i haven't had a longenough break from king of miami yetrightWatch at: 01:13:20 / 01:13:40uh oh man of course the rabbits attackyou i shouldn't havebeen scared of that luckily i somehowdidn't take damage theregoogle translate this i really should uhthis is onswitch and like just recently it's onswitchand uh on steam also yeah i think it'dWatch at: 01:13:40 / 01:14:00be a really fun game totest out in mod and do some stuff onlike it's not going to be as popularmost likely as uh super mario 3d worldand bowser's fury but it could be areally fun game to look intookay don't know oh that just damages youguys you're in there okay i don't knowif i should go upper leftlet's try going left firstWatch at: 01:14:00 / 01:14:20oh okay okay so there's alocked spot here nice music here[Music]okay a heart nice can't go there becauseyou need the watermelon blockoh is this another wanted poster forWatch at: 01:14:20 / 01:14:40turnip boywanted for tax evasion petty theftindecent exposuresimping murder disorderly conducttrespassingdestruction of property etc turn it boytwo dollar reward caution he's armed anddangerousokay and i like the little like theWatch at: 01:14:40 / 01:15:00little detail that has been added thehorns and the mustacheyeah we are wanted for stimping[Music]oh hello there hiya turnip boy welcometo my research facilityi've been studying the forest aroundhere to try to learn more about our pastnot a ton is known about where we comeWatch at: 01:15:00 / 01:15:20from it's insane this is great thoughfirst mayor onion funds my researchand now he sends a new assistant i needyou to perform some field research forme i wonder if this is going to becomelike the gilgamesh project or somethingcan you go up north from here there's amural i've been trying to get to but ican't figure out how to get past thefencei might be an explorer but i don't likeWatch at: 01:15:20 / 01:15:40to get my hands dirtydo you have hands i just realized thisperson is an avocado all along i didn'trealize what they werebut i just realized right now thatthey're an avocadoif you can get there can you doodle itfor meall right oh looks like there's liketoxic waste here let's say field blocknumber four using onions funding i wasWatch at: 01:15:40 / 01:16:00able to build a lab in this structurewhat secrets does the goop in thisforest holdlet's seeyeah i'm wondering abstract i've beentaking a look at right now i'm justplaying the game casually before i uhbefore i look into it but it'd be reallyfun gamer tip did you know you can waterthrough fences now you're a pro gamerWatch at: 01:16:00 / 01:16:20i actually did know that i did thatrecentlyoh shoot that's what that is that's aportal i was wondering what that was[Music]that's so coolwe figured it out and we are gamingWatch at: 01:16:20 / 01:16:40take that rabbitokay let's try watering thiswhoops let's water that a portal butwhere could the other portalWatch at: 01:16:40 / 01:17:00what's the point of that ohoh oh my goodness i just figured it outthis is like aoh my goodness this is okay you wantedthem and you put the bomb on it that'sso coollike look you do this and this it's notjust you that could get transported it'salso the portals like thatand then it goes through that is soWatch at: 01:17:00 / 01:17:20freaking coolthat is so cool oh and then you want itto goup so if you make it go this way i don'tknow if i'll be fast enoughi am fast enough oh man that's such acool puzzlethat is really cool that's the coolestpuzzle i've seen in a game in a whilei haven't done a lot of puzzle gamesrecently uh to be fairWatch at: 01:17:20 / 01:17:40but that's a really cool puzzle that'ssuch a cool game mechanicoh man that's so cool uh let's see whatis this[Music]i don't know what this could be for ohmaybe it's because the rocks respawnwhen you exit this place i'm guessingthat's what it could be let's see what'sin hereWatch at: 01:17:40 / 01:18:00oh my goodness enemies are starting toget scarier and scarierno i was wondering if i'd be able tojust spam this attackbefore it damages metake that bambi okayWatch at: 01:18:00 / 01:18:20oh now we could just continue okay youprobably have to defeat that enemy to beable to continueum okay we have to interact with thislet's seewhoa i found this mural doodle someonedrew a mushroom giant so handsomeoh you take damage when you just walkWatch at: 01:18:20 / 01:18:40into thisuh can i leave okay there i can leaveokay i think that was the only thing todo in there oh nice another heartnice let's collect the heart okay yeahso i was right about this you have towater thisuh this is here so that you couldexplode it on your way out that makessenseyeah i'm going to ignore that rabbit forWatch at: 01:18:40 / 01:19:00nowuh now i should be able to just continueuhdo some gaming now very nice just avoidthe snail[Music]okay now i'll probably get a key and beallowed to continue to the south nowWatch at: 01:19:00 / 01:19:20let's seeyou got it great work my trusty fieldresearch assistantah this is very intriguing i've knownabout the legends of the mushroom giantsit seemed kind of hocus-pocus at firstbut i gather that they've been a part ofour history for a very long timei'm going to need more informationbefore i jump to conclusions though andthat's where you come intake this key and head south i heardthere's an ancient tournament patchWatch at: 01:19:20 / 01:19:40down that way that i haven't been ableto find see what you could gather fromthe locals there if you could find itokay oh and one other thing that ididn't do yet i didn't give thespray paint can to that guy in the otherforce from near the beginning of thegameokay we're probably meant to go downthere but before i do that let me see ifWatch at: 01:19:40 / 01:20:00there's anythingoff to this side[Music]see anything here okay it looks like youcan't go this way okay so you have to gothe other way most likelyokay it looks like these things justgive hearts like that's the only thingthat comes out of these so far therehasn't been anything else in the bushesWatch at: 01:20:00 / 01:20:20all right continuing on to the southnow let's see okay i kind of want toWatch at: 01:20:20 / 01:20:40break that one ohuh let's go like this okay that portalworked and i want that portal to run ohwaitis that just a watermelon or what isthat oneyeah that's just the watermelon so doesanything even happen if i blow up thatwatermelon i don'tthink soWatch at: 01:20:40 / 01:21:00[Music]oh wait wait wait wait wait wait waitwait wait wait oh oh my goodness this isthis is so freaking cool you have topush the watermelonthrough the portal and then you push thewatermelon through the other portal ohmy goodnessoh my goodness this is amazing i loveWatch at: 01:21:00 / 01:21:20thisoh my goodness and then you shootanother bombthrough this portaland then you can head along throughthere that is such a cool puzzlethat is so coolturnip patch okay here's the turnippatch that we have to make it toWatch at: 01:21:20 / 01:21:40oh i guess that's the turnip that weneedi found this turnip where's its face whyisn't itmoving uh oh maybe it didn't pay itstaxesi've never played any portal games areportal games at all like thissounds like something that i'd like ifportal is like thisokay and that's another portal overWatch at: 01:21:40 / 01:22:00there maybe that could be used to ouradvantage in some waylet's head in here okay you don't wantto walk into those things because youtake damageoh okayman just the regular sized guy like thiswas difficult to beat but now we have toface the giant bambimy goodnessWatch at: 01:22:00 / 01:22:20okayit looks like if you if you stand atcertain angles you can make it so hedoesn't runWatch at: 01:22:20 / 01:22:40very far like if you're in an oh is heleaving oh he left okay nicenow i think the next door okay good nowthe next door's unlockedyeah that is a big one that was scary ohand here's our rewardpotted pedal portal use this to spawn apedal portaloh man that makes things moreWatch at: 01:22:40 / 01:23:00complicatedthat certainly makes things morecomplicatedthe fact that you could now spawn yourown portal is this what a metroidvaniagame is kind of likewhere it's like you progress through thegame and you like unlock specialabilities that you could use to gofarther in the gameoh i know exactly where i could use thisWatch at: 01:23:00 / 01:23:20there's that one from earlier to therightnow let's see oh yeah cause now and youneed that to leave this place okaybecause now you can do thatand you can spawn a portal here then youwalk into it oh man that isreally really coolokay and let's see how do i want to doWatch at: 01:23:20 / 01:23:40thisum can i only spawn one portal or can ispawn twoi can spawn two portals are you seriousbrookay wait let me take out this rabbitfirst because he's going to make thingsdifficultokay so i'll spawn one portal here theni'll push it to the left and onethere and then youWatch at: 01:23:40 / 01:24:00water this and you kick it aside and itgoes across like that there we gothis opens up so many more possibilitiesi wonder how long this game istake care harsh slime appreciate youstopping byall right let's have a chat with thisWatch at: 01:24:00 / 01:24:20guy about the new terms thatturnips that we have discovered okaywait hold on so there are two thingsthat i have to checkthere are two like side quests one sidequest is that thing to the right and theother thing is giving the guy thespray paint can oh mush i don'tunderstandit's like you but not aware i'm so sorryWatch at: 01:24:20 / 01:24:40turn it boy these adventures became abit more morbid than i anticipatedwe really need to get to the bottom ofthis we need to see how it all connectshere's my last key take it and go west ifeel our answers will lie thereokay oh and now we'll be able to head onthat way so let's do thisWatch at: 01:24:40 / 01:25:00now i can water that that's probably ateleport thing yeah that's definitely ateleport thingand we can go into this portal to thereand i'll i don't know if thiswatermelon's going to stay if we fill itin buti'll do it and now we can continue tothe west here we go[Music]Watch at: 01:25:00 / 01:25:20oh an acorn looks like the acorn hasgoop on itwhere what am ioh acorn is confusedi'm guessing you take damage if you walkinto that yeahWatch at: 01:25:20 / 01:25:40another acorn i wonder if this acorn isalso confuseduh i think i fell i crawled out of thatgoopbut i know nothing else oh man what doesthis goop dowait a minute there's like a goop trailhereand there's an acorn here what does thisone have to saymy head hurts there's a lot of noiseWatch at: 01:25:40 / 01:26:00past me look at its facelook at its faceall right let's see what's in hereyeah yeah i love that face ohwhoa stag a cruel member of natureoh man i thought the last one was scaryWatch at: 01:26:00 / 01:26:20but look at what we are fighting nowoh my goodness my sword attack isn'teven getting it there we goand there are little bunnies too oh mygoodnessno no no i'm like in the poisonous scooplet me out let me outno oh my goodness man that was actuallyWatch at: 01:26:20 / 01:26:40reallyokay so now i know to not go thereyou don't want to getshot into that goop thereokay but i've actually got to be carefulit's surprisinghow fast your hp goes downWatch at: 01:26:40 / 01:27:00man that guy hits hardoh speed running the boss speed runstretch speed run scratchesis that what we're doing are we doingspeed run strats right hereWatch at: 01:27:00 / 01:27:20are we doing speed run strats on thisbus nono i had such a good chance thatactually would have been the death ofthe boss if i got it if i didn't run thewrong wayokay let's see we need some new portalsnow oh my goodness and these rabbitsuh let's just get those hearts first onemore hearts here sure i'll go for theWatch at: 01:27:20 / 01:27:40heartswhy notuh okay i'll let him move one more timeokay now let's see oh ah theserabbits these darn rabbits these waxweewidow rabbitsokay let's see let's put down a portalWatch at: 01:27:40 / 01:28:00hereportal herewater move rabbit kickno i kicked the wrong way almost deadalmost dead almost dead oh my god oh mygod no no no nothis darn antler the last hitWatch at: 01:28:00 / 01:28:20is so much more difficult than the restof it okay i'll play it safe i'll playit safelet's play it safe let's just take outthese rabbitsokaywater this bamthere we go we got him we got him we gotWatch at: 01:28:20 / 01:28:40him we got himthat's so funny kong all right we got itwe got himuh do we get like a oh it's this thingthis is the thing that gives you anextra heartheart fruit we got another heart hoorayWatch at: 01:28:40 / 01:29:00okay i was wondering if there'd beanother heart but we got it we got it wegot itoh and what is this green goop i feelkind of strangetouching this why does mayor onion wantitwe got it we got it oh man ggoh and we have this green glow around uswait where did all the acorns goWatch at: 01:29:00 / 01:29:20the acorns are all gone what's this likeradioactive goop that's being dumped inherei wonder what's happening we areapproaching a very climacticfinale of this gameand let's see do i need to bring thegoop to i think i need to bring thegroup to mayor onion not to this guy ohand what's thisWatch at: 01:29:20 / 01:29:40there's green goop around this what doyou have to say whoa turn it boy you'reglowingnot not in the beautiful way more likein the concerning wayseems like everything around you iscoming to life also the goop has a faceis it a veggie or an animal it doesn'tlook like either what you met a bunch oftalking acornsi thought acorns were just tree seedsWatch at: 01:29:40 / 01:30:00the goop the turnip the mushroom giantsmaybe this is the key to our evolutionmaybe the mushroom giants made themade this goop to give us life i need toprepare a report of our findings tomayor onion this is groundbreakinginformationthank you for all your help turnip boy iwant you to have this you're a truefield researcher now oh my goodnessthank you very much for the 20 bitsWatch at: 01:30:00 / 01:30:20bowser jr appreciate thatexplorer hat i'm a real field researchernowthere we go yeah we are glowing nowokay so there are two side things to dothere is that one side area in the otherforestoh wait i don't think i checked up hereyet eitherah okay good i found it holly's phoneWatch at: 01:30:20 / 01:30:40i changed the password well that's sofunnyokay so we could go return that phone onour way back hello acorntree i wonder if tree cousinthat is so deep[Music]let's just head on up here i don't knowWatch at: 01:30:40 / 01:31:00if dashing is faster than normal movingstilldoesn't it look like this is a tree thatyou could walk into like if this wasthe legend of zelda this would be a treethat you could walk intoand i wonder if this path down here isstill going to be blocked offWatch at: 01:31:00 / 01:31:20yep still blocked off hello acorn thesecarrots have accepted acorn as their owni now carrotokay we wanted to check here to thisside i now carrot yesuh so i can do that i can put down myown portalwalk across let's seeWatch at: 01:31:20 / 01:31:40water this i don't want to walk into theportal and i can just break thatvery nice let's create a portal herenow we need a portal there[Music]Watch at: 01:31:40 / 01:32:00water this water itwater it okay now kick it down explodethat anything thereoh is that another heart oh that'spretty cool another heart nice nice nicethat last boss fight was surprisinglydifficult[Music]timothy whatthat's what gordon says okay i want toWatch at: 01:32:00 / 01:32:20talk to the other onegordon oh those are their names they'resaying that to each otheri don't understand why they're justsaying timothy wait is that all theysay they're just here they say timothyand gordoni'm i'm curious if that's reallyeverything that's therei guess that area is just for the extraWatch at: 01:32:20 / 01:32:40heart okay those guys still probablydon't want to let you inokay let me give you your phone oh mymushyou got my phone since you obviouslycare a ton about the interwebscan you sign this petition to stop mayoronion from banning flip flopah these references are so good it's myfavorite app but i have absolutely noidea how it got on my phoneWatch at: 01:32:40 / 01:33:00this is brilliant this is so funnythis is so funny mayor onion is shuttingdown the flip-flop apphe says it's tax related sign thispetition to say flip-flop name hollyellie haleyslay queen 32 signed it nice nice nicekind of forgot that we were slay king 32Watch at: 01:33:00 / 01:33:20before we give the goop to mayor onion iwant to head onup here to give that guy the spray paintthere's a guy somewhere over here thatwanted some spray paint so i'll go givehim the spray paint[Music]let's talk to this guy thanks dude takeWatch at: 01:33:20 / 01:33:40this come back later if you want to seemy worki gotta get in the zone oh cool you gota heart fruit nice another heart okaynice nice nice okay was that the onlyotherside quest i think that was the onlyother side quest like what other itemsdo i havei love that there's the trophy it's justyou collected it's reward the playersthat they stay engagedWatch at: 01:33:40 / 01:34:00that is so funny okay i think that wasthe only other side questing i can'tthink of any other side quests yeahthere's that one to the right in thepast force and that one so i thinkthat's everythinguh and we also returned the cat yeah soit's like this is the only thing that wehave to do right nowah yes it's all coming together oh wehaven't gone to the graveyard yet somaybe we have to go there nextWatch at: 01:34:00 / 01:34:20fyi glowing isn't covered by your healthinsuranceit's weird though if you feel likeyou're creating life around younext we we need a contraption that yourpee-sized brain couldn't comprehendit's a machine that shoots a red laserit's some high-tech stuffit's called it's called a laser pointerfor short i wonder if we're gonna makeWatch at: 01:34:20 / 01:34:40like a giant cat or somethingthere's this strange hatch in weaponwords i i feel like you can find one intherei sent the irs to investigate hopefullythose dinguses came up with a solutionof how to getin waitso it's still weapon wood so we're stillnot going up hereoh these guys okay so these guys are theWatch at: 01:34:40 / 01:35:00irs i guessokay let's talk to these guys hello boyturnipbunker clothes tight use my muscle totry to open no successwe called tots at grim graveyard maybehe has toolgoodbye boy turnip okay so i have to godown to the guythat's at the graveyard i'm guessingWatch at: 01:35:00 / 01:35:20it's outside the graveyard[Music]how did i avoid those snails do you havea tool for meall right kid what do you want from methe irs called and told me tohelp boy turn it but i'm going to assumethat's youmy shovel why i make my living with thisdawn thing while my voice is getting aWatch at: 01:35:20 / 01:35:40bit raspy from this speakinglet me just grab some water quickly andi'll be right back okaywe are back and more watermy shovel why i make a living with thisdawn thingoh all right fine if you want it so badyou're going to work for itthere's some rich folk buried deep inthis graveyardWatch at: 01:35:40 / 01:36:00help me find them and i'll give up myshovel i never said i'd make my livingwith a strong set of moralsthat's what he means by he uses hisshovel to make a living at firstwhen he's like i use my shovel to make aliving i didn't think anything strangeof it but he's likei dig up rich people to make a livingwith my shovel my goodnessWatch at: 01:36:00 / 01:36:20if you're in let's get goingwow grim graveyard all rightjeez i forgot how foggy it can get inhere it's going to be tough to getthrough andlook how there's an there's a bird onhis headoh yeah i'll just make you figure outthe way that is if you want this shovelWatch at: 01:36:20 / 01:36:40maybe go talk to that dumb lookingpumpkin[Music]this one go to where the trees rotor you'll return to the bot bottomlike you leave it's a riddle okay anywaygo to where the trees rot or you'llreturn to the botWatch at: 01:36:40 / 01:37:00bottom like you leave okay go to wherethe trees rotokay it looks like this one has the mostrotting tree so i guess you have to gothis waykid why are you looking at kid why areyou looking at me with that confusedlook on your dumb facewhen in doubt just start digging youwon't believe what these idiots areWatch at: 01:37:00 / 01:37:20buried withyou don't need my shovel for that youhave a perfectly good sword ohokaywell ghost okay so we areliterally grave digging[Music]let's water thisWatch at: 01:37:20 / 01:37:40okay another one now what oh you couldprobably kick this downanything in here doesn't look likethere's anything oh hello therethe direction to go that's the best wellrhymes withbest oh so it's westWatch at: 01:37:40 / 01:38:00listen man it's hard to come up withgood riddles that's sofunny[Music]oh that's odd everywhere we go there'sone of those stupid looking pumpkins buti don't seeone well let's see maybe there's oneWatch at: 01:38:00 / 01:38:20buried somewhereoh there's a note over there let's readthe noteuh hold on let me read this hey mom anddad i don't know while i'm writing toyou while you're six feet under but ijust wanted to say thank you for leavingthe farmland to meit'll be a great place to raise the kidshonestly though couldn't you have paidWatch at: 01:38:20 / 01:38:40off the debt before you passthe taxes on the farmhouse areabsolutely insane and on top of that itseems like you guys took out a secondmortgagewell at least you're living rent freenow ps i brought some photos of the kidswhat in the world is thisthat's certainly somethingWatch at: 01:38:40 / 01:39:00hey where's the there's the pumpkin guysee i want to dig up all them becausei'm expecting that there might besomething in one of them even thoughmost of them seem like they're justghostsunless you want to join me below seekthe truth where it's yellowseek the truth where it's yellow bookWatch at: 01:39:00 / 01:39:20off dude it almost rhymesseek the truth where it's yellow oh soyou go where the yellow flowers are okaywhat the heck are we even digging up iswear we don't even have bonesyeah that's true we don't have bones ohWatch at: 01:39:20 / 01:39:40field log number five this area seems tohave the remains ofhumans everything they left behinddwarfs our technology and abilitiesso they sure were something kind offunnywhat do you have to say sir if you wantto be rightyou better get out of my sight i'm notWatch at: 01:39:40 / 01:40:00trying to be mean it's a riddleokay so we probably have todo this let's water thatwater that create a portalpush this into the portal follow itoh no come backWatch at: 01:40:00 / 01:40:20uh okay and ithink we have to go to the right i'mguessing we have to go to the right letme let me listen to it again if you wantto beright you better get out of my sightso i'm guessing we have to go to theright that's my interpretation of thatlet's see oh there we go now there's aWatch at: 01:40:20 / 01:40:40lot of pumpkinsi think only one of these pumpkins isbeing completely honest the rest seemlike they're lying about the directionand who they believe is a liar ortelling the truth ilove these riddles these riddles are sogoodmy brain hurts just figure it out oh mygoodness and there's so many of themWatch at: 01:40:40 / 01:41:00so it's like wait did he say only one ofthem is telling the truth let's seei think only one of these pumpkins isbeing completely honest okaylet's see let's dig up these first ohand we're still glowing afterthat uh goop or whatever okay let'sfigure this out let's see if we canfigure this outyou should go south also the pumpkinbelow meWatch at: 01:41:00 / 01:41:20is telling the truth hold on let mewrite this downthis one says east and pumpkin above istrueokay then i think that means that thesetwo cancel each other out like let's seecan it becan both of these are wait can only oneof these be telling the truth like ifthis one says that one's telling thetruth and the other one says theWatch at: 01:41:20 / 01:41:40previous one's telling the truthso we know that both of these are liarsso we could immediately discount both ofthese we know that those two are lyingso it's down to one of these four thatare telling the truthokay this one says south the pumpkinabove me is telling the truth okay sothat one should also be canceled outso it's not that one go westokay this this is where it starts to getWatch at: 01:41:40 / 01:42:00interesting okay westuh pumpkin above is lyingoh wait is it they're lying about bothor they're lying about one of the twookay let's see this one is saying northand uh right equals lieWatch at: 01:42:00 / 01:42:20so only one of these is fully tellingthe truth okay so this onesays west andright equals lie let's see if we couldfigure this outonly one pumpkin is completely honestlet's see let me just read hisinstructions againone of these pumpkins is beingWatch at: 01:42:20 / 01:42:40completely honest okay it's only onepumpkinhe's telling both things that are trueuh the rest seem like they're lyingabout the directionand who they believe is a liar ortelling the truth oh sookay okay so one is telling the truth onbothand the rest are lying about both isWatch at: 01:42:40 / 01:43:00what it seems likeso let's see okay so if there's only onepumpkinthat is telling the truth and the restare lyingthen the one that's telling the truthhas to be one of the ones that says thatthe others are lyingso that means that it's one of theseWatch at: 01:43:00 / 01:43:20three here on the leftbecause these are the only ones that saythat someone is lyinglike this one here says west and the oneto the rightis lying sothis one says go northwhich would be a lie if west is correctand it says that the one on oh but itWatch at: 01:43:20 / 01:43:40says that the one on the right is lyingso that would betrue um so that means that it can't bethis one okay so it can't be this one sothis one is crossed offso it's either this one or this onethat's telling the truthyeah and hold on yeah you know what thefunny thing is this is the only one thatsays north so i wonder if it's as simpleWatch at: 01:43:40 / 01:44:00as that it's like everyone else saysnorth so if everyone else is lying abouteverythingthen it would be this one because ifthis one says west and that's wrong thenit also cancels out this one so this oneshould be telling the truth so let mecheck if this one would be rightokay so this one is or sorry uh this onei meanso this one says north and it says theWatch at: 01:44:00 / 01:44:20one to the right is lyingand this one says east which would be alie and he says the pumpkin below istelling the truth which would be a lieso i'm pretty sure it'snorth i'm pretty sure it's going to benorth let's test if that's rightoh and there we go all right we got itwe got it first tryWatch at: 01:44:20 / 01:44:40let's go everybody can we get some bigbrain emotes in chatoh that's pretty coolyeah baby that's what i've been waitingfor that's what it's all about we foundit dig it upall right let's dig it up oh we got thegolden shovel it's like animal crossingWatch at: 01:44:40 / 01:45:00oh do i talk to him oh snap kiddowe've struck the mother lode now that ihave a brand new shiny golden shovel iguess i don't need this hunk of junk ahwe don't get to keep the golden shoveltake this i'll get rid of the grass soilsword for you too free of chargei kind of like my sword though you get ashovel instead a mighty weapon hitsWatch at: 01:45:00 / 01:45:20harder and can pry open bunkers oh wellthat's pretty usefulokay we now have a shovel that's prettycooli still wanna ohoh man if you end up between thoseghosts they hit hardall right let's take out those let's getWatch at: 01:45:20 / 01:45:40these hearts herei kind of want to dig these up becausei'm curious if there's going to be likeanything useful hidden in any of thesethis reminds me so much of a link to thepast the legend of zelda link to thepast it's crazyhow much this game makes me think ofWatch at: 01:45:40 / 01:46:00that okay do you have anything else tosay sirkid what are you still doing here i lookfamiliar what are you going on about i'mthe only potato left on the farmwhat pops my old man i thought he diedyears ago and icebox he's still alivei don't know if i believe you kid ifhe's really alive can you take him thisoh tots letter letter from pops to totsoh good thing i spoke to him again okayWatch at: 01:46:00 / 01:46:20let's head backto let's go deliver that letterand this area is still blocked off iwonder if we'll ever be able to go tothat areaokay now where's the ice freezer waitwas the ice freezer in the farmhouseor was the ice freezer somewhere else ihaven't been here in so longWatch at: 01:46:20 / 01:46:40umyeah was that i think the ice freezerwas off yeah here we gowhere's the potato atwhere's the potato guy at oh the potatoguy was just the main guy here that wewere talking toWatch at: 01:46:40 / 01:47:00are wait no that's not the potato youcan leave now partner we appreciate yourhelp but we don't take khan litaoutsidersbless your heart where's the potato guyat i thought he was in this ice boxwell this is goodbye turnip head oh youwon't see us around these parts for along timewe ain't trying to get pinched againgood luck with that tax evasion messWatch at: 01:47:00 / 01:47:20i remember back when onion was adifferent man i didn't like your fathereither but he would have been proudwhere's the potato guy atoh here's the potato he's right here inthe corner what you found my son totsWatch at: 01:47:20 / 01:47:40do you know where he is that'sincredible he even sent a letter let meseeholy mush it really is him here can youtake this to my boythank you sonny come back after it'sdelivered and i'll reward you for yourtroublesoh man another fetch questletter to bring back and forth chainletter side quest yeahWatch at: 01:47:40 / 01:48:00bring this letter to them bring thisletter back i'm wondering if i'm goingto have to make it all the way throughthe graveyardor if or if he'll just be waiting by thegate hopefully he's just waiting by thegateno he's all the way back in oh mygoodnessokay let's see where did you have to gookay you have to go here firsthey let's give him back the letter whatWatch at: 01:48:00 / 01:48:20he wrote a letter back let me see itit really is him i thought he was deadthanks kid you're not half badtake this bird hat oh my goodnessit's a living bird you can place on yourhead yeswe got the bird handed i'm going tofinish looting thisplace there's a few unturned graves thatneed digging after that i'm going to goWatch at: 01:48:20 / 01:48:40see my old man popsthanks again for letting me know aboutthis whole ice icebox chunkdid i have to go back to the father onemore time i think the father said comeback when you're done did he say thati'm pretty sure he did say thatuh and hold on i even forgot what themain quest was already what was the mainWatch at: 01:48:40 / 01:49:00thing that we were doingbunker all right the bunker yeah causewe got the shovel thank you very muchabstract iappreciate that potato friend thank youfor delivering my letter sonnyhopefully tots will come visit his oldman soon i would like you to have thisa farmer hat what's a farmerso funny thanks again sonny hopefullytops will visit soonWatch at: 01:49:00 / 01:49:20can't wait to see my boy again hey sothat's another hat so it looks likewe're doing anall hats speed run all right let's justhead up here[Music]cool music okay now i'm gonna be able tohelp the irs get into that bunkerWatch at: 01:49:20 / 01:49:40oh the irs are gone okay but at least wecould go in nowbomb bunker oh[Music]what should you do in a radiationemergency stay informed stay preparedbunker up stay inside stay tuned niceWatch at: 01:49:40 / 01:50:00whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that shadow wasso creepy oh my goodnessoh my goodness that oh these areoh oh oh my goodnessthey attack you oh my goodness this isso creepythis is so creepy oh my goodness thisWatch at: 01:50:00 / 01:50:20was such afriendly game but i am scared now i amso scared at what is happening here ohmy goodness it's fireoh the fire is on me okay that door'slocked so i guess i have to go this wayfirstoh my goodness the way that you'refollowing theWatch at: 01:50:20 / 01:50:40the shadows of the kids this is socreepybombs dropped we're going to stop thevirus wait a minutetax day postponed constructionconscription beginsso it looks like we're getting some morebackstory about what was going onearlierWatch at: 01:50:40 / 01:51:00oh man this game is getting dark verysuddenlyokay we got a key what i just realizedthere's a key in the bottom left corneri don't know if that happens every timeyou get a keyWatch at: 01:51:00 / 01:51:20ah more explosive thingsdiary entry i've been so bored down herewe stocked up on everything butentertainment so we've been watching thesame few movies on repeat foreverWatch at: 01:51:20 / 01:51:40i'm going to need another key umwondering if i could set this on firesomehowlike if i could bring the fire to herebro the way that they just pile up onyou they keep hitting youi was hoping you'd have some iframes forWatch at: 01:51:40 / 01:52:00at least a bitoh my goodness it's like a cursed pieceof ham oh can i not attack that wayoh my controls are switched for somereasonwhoa okay yeah my controls were switchedfor a bit i think it's because like mycharacter got dizzy or somethingWatch at: 01:52:00 / 01:52:20whoa that's really weirdokay does the fire spreadokay yeah the fire spreads that's howyou get through that's what i wasthinking to dohold on this is kind of weird what'sgoing on here dear diary what's poppinit's liz again it's day what 1105Watch at: 01:52:20 / 01:52:40i thought we would be back home by nowthe family is driving me crazyi feel like you're the only one i canopen up to you know i really miss matti'm hoping when this is all over he getsand he gets homethings go back to normal ps see youtomorrow diarymatt and the fam okay can iWatch at: 01:52:40 / 01:53:00burn that from here oh looks like that'sgoing towake up if i get close enough to itmaybe i could wake it upcan i set this on fire i don't know if icould set this up wait what is thisi'm on fire i'm on fire and i'm almostdead i'm gonna die i have one healthWatch at: 01:53:00 / 01:53:20leftoh mani want to wake this up but i don't wantit to hit me right as it spawnsoh man it's weird you get dizzy and itlike reverses your controlsWatch at: 01:53:20 / 01:53:40okay one heart that's somethingokay there we go lots of hearts okayvery good very good very good that'swhat you like to seeokay this i think we might be able toset this on fire and catch ourselves onfire and burn that down yeah that's goodokay we got another key what is thishazmat suit can protect me from manyWatch at: 01:53:40 / 01:54:00things including fireamazing that sounds very usefulso i guess now oh now you don't takedamage when you're on fire okay that'samazing that makes life so much easierset yourself on fire and run intoflammable things yeah it worksWatch at: 01:54:00 / 01:54:20that's how he got past this hey what'sthis i'm expecting this tothis is glowing green but it's notactivating so that's kind of surprisingoh maybe youyou're supposed to set it on fire let'sseenope setting it on fire doesn't doanythingWatch at: 01:54:20 / 01:54:40it's weird that it's glowing greenusually if something glows green likethat that means that you canwake it up when you get close to itokay well we got the key so maybe we cancontinue up here nowuh let'scontrol switched because i'm dizzyWatch at: 01:54:40 / 01:55:00okay took care of that all right let'swater thisoh but we can't get it through becauseof that so we have toburn all this first there we go all thatis burned nowWatch at: 01:55:00 / 01:55:20now we can push our watermelon there ilike how you useall of your abilities wait i'd like toget that in there it's a bit of a tightsqueezethere we go let's just take out thatwith our shovelgot him watering can up hereWatch at: 01:55:20 / 01:55:40kick that up there explode thatand watch here do we know do we want toburn something elseoh you want to burn the door oh you haveto go pretty quickly to burn the doormaybe you even have to use the portal tobe fast enough oh no it looks like youdon't need the portal you're fast enoughwithout itman these kids are so creepyWatch at: 01:55:40 / 01:56:00diary entry dad left the bunker lastweek to scout what's been happeningabovei don't know what he saw but he hasn'tbeen the same sinceoh man this is creepyuh is this gonna be a boss fight herethis looks like it's going to be a bossWatch at: 01:56:00 / 01:56:20fight hereit's a kid oh my godwhat is going on oh my goodness it's achildliz the mutated human ahshe's got a long armWatch at: 01:56:20 / 01:56:40what is that fist going to what in theworld isall this stuff around me oh my goodnessdoes she have a crowbar is that a blackholeuh i'd like some help[Music]Watch at: 01:56:40 / 01:57:00i'm almost dead i'm almost at the bossstill has so much hp what am i to dowhat am i to dooh if you catch on fire then it's armlet's go of youthat makes so much senseWatch at: 01:57:00 / 01:57:20i was thinking that his arm would bestuck on me the whole timeokay[Music]get the arm off of you crowbar missesyou catch it on fire get a few shovelhits on it okay okay okayWatch at: 01:57:20 / 01:57:40looks like we might have a shot at this[Music]nope wrong weapon umbernie get the hand off get the shovelreadythe poison is goop you want thepoisonous goop on youWatch at: 01:57:40 / 01:58:00almost dead almost dead i'm almost dead[Music]yes health uh but i'm almost dead it'sso close[Music]it still has quite a bit of hp but i'malmost deadWatch at: 01:58:00 / 01:58:20[Music]i'm scared to get close to it oh mygoodness now there's amoving fistokay let's get this let's get thisWatch at: 01:58:20 / 01:58:40yes oh my goodness we have defeated themutated humanthat was a very tough fightheart fruitokay i'm guessing we can't go throughWatch at: 01:58:40 / 01:59:00here yet man that was a really toughfightthat was a very tough fight that wasvery closeokay what is this laser pointer ohthat's what we needyeah there's just a laser pointer backhere dire entry i miss grumhe was the best cat we've ever had ican't stand to look at his old toysWatch at: 01:59:00 / 01:59:20this laser pointer was his favorite ismayor onion going to try to growa giant cat i wonder if that's what thefinal boss is going to be like a giantcatwe did in fact do it the hazmat suit isprettycool ohhere's something hair dye ah okay i knowWatch at: 01:59:20 / 01:59:40who wanted the hair dye there was thebarber on the left side of veggie townthat wanted itcan make leaves blue a hot commodityamongst the barbersoh wait i didn't read the diary entrybecause i was never in this room beforediary entry after being in this bunkerso long i've gotten so pale i can't waitto see the sun againWatch at: 01:59:40 / 02:00:00okay let's head on up hereWatch at: 02:00:00 / 02:00:20[Music]made it past him there we gookay before i give the laser pointer tomayor onionlet's go over to the barberoh man it's crazy that i started playingWatch at: 02:00:20 / 02:00:40this game in today's streambut it feels like i've been playing thisgame for so longyou with the atrocious haircut you havehair dye thank you fine sir i mustrepair you good deeddo not worry the great edgar cell fixthe monstrosity of adoyou found this scissors just cut it alloff okay maybe we'll need the scissorsWatch at: 02:00:40 / 02:01:00laterwait no oh my hair is gone[Music]satisfied you must be as it was me thegreat edgard who fixed that crime thatwas your hairseems like your hair was your biggestcrime no i want my hair backdo i have a nice hat oh if you wear theWatch at: 02:01:00 / 02:01:20scissors then it counts as likeyour hair being gone oh yeah but if youput other stuff on then you still haveyour hair it looks like[Music]okay okay it's just if you have thescissors onall right let's go to mere onion hellomerunianyes the laser pointer the final piece tomy master planokay maybe i missed a heart somewhereWatch at: 02:01:20 / 02:01:40because i'm expecting it to be the finalboss soonand we don't have a full two rows ofheartsyou really thought i would give you backthe deed to your greenhouseyou really are an idiot just like yourfather do you even know what's underyour own homethis is pathetic the turnip chino legacyWatch at: 02:01:40 / 02:02:00left of thisdingus get out of my sight i bet eventhe infamous old man lemon won't helpyou nowwait what's in there you're too lateturnipboy you can't get me from here not evenyour shovel can break through thesefortificationsi bet even old man lemon won't help youWatch at: 02:02:00 / 02:02:20now especially after you stall hiswatering can i didn't want to steal itthoughmaybe you can't use the shovel to getthrough which is pretty funnyhello chap well guess it's time to tellyou the truthyour father dawn turnip chino may onionand i go way backwe used to run in the same crime familyWatch at: 02:02:20 / 02:02:40we will allmobsters yeah he looks like a mobsteryour father was the bossi was his hitman mayor onion was thewhat is that wordconsiglierg what is that word hold onlet me look that upconsigliere consigliere is a positionwithin the leadershipstructure of the sicilian calabrian andWatch at: 02:02:40 / 02:03:00american mafia the word was popularizedin english by the novel the godfatherand it's film adaptationoh it's an advisor especially to a crimeboss i see okay so it's like an advisorour society is chaotic we have no lawsno one in chargeit was the perfect time to take controlWatch at: 02:03:00 / 02:03:20but we had our disagreementsmayor onion got filled with greed he hadhis own beliefs on how the town shouldbe runwe thought he was just a bit of a quackwe didn't think he would take it thisfarhe formed a government turning his backon us and dragging our names in the dirthe wanted what we have in our base belowWatch at: 02:03:20 / 02:03:40weaponswealth you name it we had iti believe that he would go to greatlanes i always thought that yourfather's deathwas suspicious you thought this wasabout your greenhousesunny there's a massive base under ityou must go now sneak in and defeat mareonion there's not much timeyou can use my secret hatch beneath thisWatch at: 02:03:40 / 02:04:00tree but be quicklet me try oh you actually can't get inwith your shovelwhat do you have to say about thatyou're too late turn it boy you can'tget meall right where's the secret hatchbeneath the tree oh right herei wonder if this was here all alongWatch at: 02:04:00 / 02:04:20[Music]mysterious mafia base all rightfire anything to burnit's weird that there's a fire plantthere but nothing to burn around hereWatch at: 02:04:20 / 02:04:40oh no there's the door right here okayso what you have to do is set up aportal hereset up a portal here upwater it get set on fire go through theportal and burn the door and there yougo i was wondering when we'd have to usethe portals forWatch at: 02:04:40 / 02:05:00fire there we go we finally did itoh uh i wonder if we have to go to thatother room first because there's a lotof paths over herewait lemon demon from friday nightpumpkin is that a thing i've never heardof that that's so funnyus veggie learn right we big brainWatch at: 02:05:00 / 02:05:20basic english for big dum-dums taxeditionokay ripped up another thing i wonderhow many of the things i ripped uphow many things are still are to rip upit does feel like end game it very muchdoes feel like end game so i'm probablyWatch at: 02:05:20 / 02:05:40missing two uhtwo hearts[Music]okay oh so you probably want that toexplode up thereno wait a minute how can i do this ohthis is actually really cool okay let'sseeum i wonder if it'll explodeon thisWatch at: 02:05:40 / 02:06:00okay that works okay and then the fireyou probably want to bring to over thereso you'll go like this put down a portalput down another portal thereget on fire and set that on fire i don'tWatch at: 02:06:00 / 02:06:20think i checked the bottom yet let'scheck here firsthuh okay a lot of stuff around here ohand you could probably just water thatacrosslike that i wonder if i'm going to wantto like kick a bombacross or something let's seeWatch at: 02:06:20 / 02:06:40hold on a second oh oh okay okay i'vegot it youput that there then you head backand you water thisyou kick it up and it explodes that andthen you're going to want to also putthe watermelonacross nice ah can i get the watermelonWatch at: 02:06:40 / 02:07:00in there nookay i need this to be a bit to the sidei need to move over this portaluh here let me back across that waylet me create a portal hereWatch at: 02:07:00 / 02:07:20like that no but i have to get rid ofthis other watermelon uh i'll reset theroomokay step oneis get to the other side step twoWatch at: 02:07:20 / 02:07:40is portal herestep idon't think i press that button but ifyouif you insist that i did in fact pressthat button then surei won't argue with you gameWatch at: 02:07:40 / 02:08:00okay so that then waterthat down there am i still watering yesstill wateringokay then you explode that firstand push the watermelon up thereWatch at: 02:08:00 / 02:08:20why can i not push the watermelon upoh it's probably because it's gettingstuck on the door or somethingbut there we go okay i was scared that iwouldn't be able to get the watermelonin place i'm like what's going onyeah it's a tax bookWatch at: 02:08:20 / 02:08:39i feel like this is probably the endthere's so much stuff back there that ididn't get yet thoughit's mere onion oh mani didn't want to see mayor onion yet iwanted to explore all the side roomsWatch at: 02:08:39 / 02:09:00you think you're a wise guy huh how didyou get in here so fastwhacking you idiot radisheswait oh i can't even see where i am i'mlike where am iwhat the you stupid baba ganoush that'sassault and batterythat's it i'm sick of your garbageyou'll be sleeping with the rottenWatch at: 02:09:00 / 02:09:20tonightcorrupt political power transformit's like something straight out ofanime corrupt onion went mad with poweri knew it i knew he'd be evil oh andhe's got his giant forkof courseall rightWatch at: 02:09:20 / 02:09:39what about these little guys do they doanything are they just hereokay i'm guessing this is probably thefinal boss fight unless there's going tobe like aphase two or something that comes afterthis oh my goodness that beam hits hardokay oh i forgot i can dash i forgotthat's a thing i can do oh man i'mWatch at: 02:09:39 / 02:10:00almost dead i might die i'm probablydeadlet's hear my last save is uh okayi'm gonna explore the other rooms beforefacing them because i wanted to seewhat's in all the side roomsmaybe you could kill the radishes forhealthWatch at: 02:10:00 / 02:10:20okay let's see my super let's read thismy surviving son if you're reading thisi've probably been rotten for a whilenow i've left the estate to youbut i fear mayor onion's retaliationplease do protect yourselfand the turnip chino land it's all up toyou now i'm sorry that i couldn't bethere to witness your second beliefor for when you held your first wateringWatch at: 02:10:20 / 02:10:39cani'll miss you son you'll be the biggestgangster of us alli know you'll make the turnip chino nameproudps destroy this letter we don't want theirs to see youlove you son dog turnip cheetoso good i love how they added like mafiaand irs oh nice and there's a paintingWatch at: 02:10:39 / 02:11:00of alternatives hereit looks a little cursedokay let's seeWatch at: 02:11:00 / 02:11:20oh and you could go down here let'scheck what's down here oh my goodnessthere's so muchmore to this place yeah that was his dadmost likelywhat's even the point of this mafia iwant wealth and these dead beats aren'tgoing to get me iti've been learning about the humans andtheir government perhaps i can make myownmaybe i can convince don oh that'sWatch at: 02:11:20 / 02:11:39probably a letter that's written bymayoronion oh yeah and you can see like theonions up hereoh another thing to rip up let thelayers to the onionamer onion manifestomayor onion's book there what's off toWatch at: 02:11:39 / 02:12:00this sidehit list chad pickled gang general grapemy wife jk lol rightoh and this was the this is the lemonguy you can see that it's a picture ofthe lemon when he's youngerthat reminds me so much of that one facefrom uh pokemon blueWatch at: 02:12:00 / 02:12:20oh and look at this guys do you guysknow that meme where it's like there'ssomeone who's like drawing all theconnectionsbetween stuff doesn't this green boardhere remind you of that do you guys knowthe meme i'm talking aboutokay let's go down one more layeroh okayWatch at: 02:12:20 / 02:12:39well there's a oh my goodness they'vegot like anentire nuke in their basementthey've really got a lot going on hereaccording to our research whateverbeings lived on this planet before uswere destroyed by these devicesWatch at: 02:12:39 / 02:13:00we need to dismantle this if we want toprotect our futurei'll have onion do it from dawn allright okay soi'm guessing this is going to be thefinal boss that we are taking on nowuh let's just water everythinguh can i walk through here oh cool youcan just walk through here okay and holdon let me just double check that ichecked the left side here because theWatch at: 02:13:00 / 02:13:20boss is up thereyeah okay i took care of everything hereall right let's seei think you're a wise guy how did youget in here so fast whack himWatch at: 02:13:20 / 02:13:39okay yeah like that's just like thatfight is for some reason super easytransform okay here we go attempt numbertwocorrupt onion went mad with powerWatch at: 02:13:39 / 02:14:00oh that okay that wasn't very good butstill haven't okay i was about to saystill haven't taken damagethat reminds me so much of i'm a fire inmy laser i don't know if that's meant toWatch at: 02:14:00 / 02:14:20be a reference to thatit's kind of gross that he throws upthat green stuffoh that got mei'll go for two attacks nice and itWatch at: 02:14:20 / 02:14:39workedah i was hoping he wouldn't get me withthe forki couldn't reach himWatch at: 02:14:39 / 02:15:00laser oh no green stuff okay go for itoh no oh something i'd be able to runawayget him bro none of those attacks couldreachhey boss's hp is getting lowWatch at: 02:15:00 / 02:15:20bro he got me backoh man i pressed the wrong buttoninstead of diving good thing the beamdidn't hit me thoughokay nice dodge the forkwait but hold on there is some mentionWatch at: 02:15:20 / 02:15:39about a cator something oh man that wasn't goodthere's some mention about a catbeing down here but we haven't run intothe cat yet i wonder if the cat is goingto be like the real final bosshow could this happen how was i bestedby the son of my rivalWatch at: 02:15:39 / 02:16:00you might have defeated me but mygovernment will live on through thedocuments you missedWatch at: 02:16:00 / 02:16:20property title indeed this certifiesthat the greenhouse is owned byit is crossed out turnip boy mayor onionthe mayor and the government i guessthat's the end of the gameyeah short game but really fun what agood game what did you guys think ofthisgo to bed turn it boy you've done wellWatch at: 02:16:20 / 02:16:40but us we've gathered here to sayfarewelluntil next time so you can sing alongor don't do you[Music]we won't pay our taxes we've got rentWatch at: 02:16:40 / 02:17:00we've got billsthere's layers to the onion[Music]we've gotWatch at: 02:17:00 / 02:17:20[Music][Music]spend some time peeling back those skinsand you'll find outsoon there are seeds within willWatch at: 02:17:20 / 02:17:40seeing our hearts up loud bro spinningcause the worstparts pastWatch at: 02:17:40 / 02:18:00is[Music]heart fertile for thatWatch at: 02:18:00 / 02:18:20heart[Music]Watch at: 02:18:20 / 02:18:40is[Music][Music]isWatch at: 02:18:40 / 02:19:00[Music]we won't pay our taxes we've got rentand we've got billsthere's layers to the onion and hisbureaucratic thrillsall you flora all you fauna let usventure through the landspecial thanks thank you to all ourfamily friends and pets your undyingWatch at: 02:19:00 / 02:19:20support love and kindnesspushes us to do what we do bestespecially my two moms and my brotherwho havealways believed in my absolutely insanedreams you guys continueto inspire me with your love and careevery single day thank youless than three can we get some lessthan threes in chatwe get some less than threes in chat forthat that's a very sweet messageWatch at: 02:19:20 / 02:19:40it's a very sweet message there the endquestion mark is there moreis there more turn it boycontinue question mark is there moreis there moreis there more dimensional disruptionsWatch at: 02:19:40 / 02:20:00have been occurring in a cave on rockyramp maybe go check it outthat's right we never went into the caveyetturn it boy commits tax of asian againtoo late turn it boy you can't get mefrom here not even waitWatch at: 02:20:00 / 02:20:20okay so it acts like you didn't actuallydo thatpost game let's go yeah and those guysthose police officers aren't guardingover theremust be the time disruption yeah thatmakes senseall right let's see what's in herecrumbling cavernWatch at: 02:20:20 / 02:20:40oh my god meowhello living rutabaga look at this catlook at this cat oh my goodnessmeow i can see all the artifacts youhave missed in the past across differentdimensional planesmeow let us speak further if you wish toWatch at: 02:20:40 / 02:21:00embark on this wisdomhuh oh i wonder if it's just like a catthat helps you get all the stuff thatyou missed let's see how many documentswe've rippedoh we missed the document herewe missed only one document that's notbad how about hatsWatch at: 02:21:00 / 02:21:20well we have 89 of the hats[Music]let's put on the bird we had a we had abird request for uha bird request was one of our last oneswaitresume options or save and quitokay so i'm guessing the cat will tellus like what we missed seek a documentWatch at: 02:21:20 / 02:21:40from an acorn in the forest ohokay thanks for the tip cat okay there'san acorn right there i'm wondering ifwe'd be able to go by here one day or nothese carrots have accepted me as theirown i now carrotsee if these carrots have anything tosay about it don't worry you're safeherethere's this weird thing that came herebut i took care of it they threw out ababy carrot but they accepted an acornWatch at: 02:21:40 / 02:22:00what do you mean how i chucked it intothe trashokay so there's an acorn somewhere inthis forest that we have to helpi must own real estate i have leafplease get me real estate turnipfound this a leaf a form of payment forreal estateWatch at: 02:22:00 / 02:22:20what please turn up i need real estatewho am i supposed to give this leaf toall right gotta get this report togetheri would love to chat more but i reallyhave to focus thanks again for all yourhard worknot a problem bro let's see what are wesupposed to do with this leafmaybe we have to wait a minute we wereWatch at: 02:22:20 / 02:22:40talking to someone about real estateearlier in the gamein uh i know where we have to go oh mygoodness i almost forgot about thisperson because it wasso far back in the gameit's uh to the left part of veggietownthere's a blueberryis like one of the first characters inthe game that we talked to they weretalking about real estatethis is pretty cool we've tied up likeWatch at: 02:22:40 / 02:23:00almost every singleloose end in the game we've we'vefigured out like almost everythingand i'm guessing that cat is just foractually i wonder if there's like somemore areas or something after thathey where's the blueberry here's theWatch at: 02:23:00 / 02:23:20blueberry hello blueberryoh you found me a client all they hadfor budget is a leafthat's not exactly currency wow theeconomy has really sunk hasn't ithere do you mind taking this to them ican sell them the spot they're standingon at leastoh my goodness that's so funny i cansell them this spot they're standing onWatch at: 02:23:20 / 02:23:40a leaf worth of land[Music]my business is going to go under isn'tit uh thankturnip can you read for me i cannotyou own real estate hold on you also oweproperty tax nowWatch at: 02:23:40 / 02:24:00you have to pay property tax on thisspot that you stand onoh does he say anything else let's see[Music]is that how you read nicenow get off my propertyoh man this is so good i love the senseof humor of this gameWatch at: 02:24:00 / 02:24:20i think we might be missing just one hatand that's iti'm guessing that's it so we're at like90hats hello living rutabaga i can see allthe artifacts you have missedseek a hat from six feet under oh mygoodness souh i dug up so many things in theWatch at: 02:24:20 / 02:24:40cemetery but there must be something inthe cemetery that i missedlet's go back to the cemetery let's dosome more grave digging it betternot be like you have to take some paththat isn't the directpath imagine if it was something likethat like in some zelda games theysometimes have something like that ohwhat thei swear that i swear i've checked thisWatch at: 02:24:40 / 02:25:00before did i check that beforei swear i've checked this before top hatfancyyeah i thought i dug up every grave toolike there's no way i would have missedthat first oneno way unless this guy has somethingdifferent to say nowi know he has the same stuff to say comeon do we have everything nowdocuments oh i only have 94 rippedWatch at: 02:25:00 / 02:25:20documentswhy is it 94 oh maybe the final documentthat you have to ripis this document that's probably thejokei'm guessing that's going to be thething wait no and hats is still only 94oh maybe 94 is like my total gameWatch at: 02:25:20 / 02:25:40completionmaybe ripping the form is the finalthing to do i'm not surei guess we'll see maybe we have one morehat that we have to getwe'll see we'll see because i guess the94is probably total game completionWatch at: 02:25:40 / 02:26:00maybe we have to actually rip the formohthere's a heart hereheart fruit this fruit gives you anotherheart niftybut the cat isn't here anymore so whereis thewhere is the final heart the final heartWatch at: 02:26:00 / 02:26:20i probably beat a bossand didn't collect the heart afterbeating the bossyeah because let's see the percentage isprobably higher now yeah we're up to 96percent nowso i'm probably just missing a hearti wonder which part we could be missingWatch at: 02:26:20 / 02:26:40oh manoh and if you speak to old lemon he saysget going chap we don't have all daydude before i take back my watering caninto it myselfyes i know you took it uh he knows wetook it all along i wish i could havereturned it to himi'm wondering if we can access this areanow ohokay so this guy added some graffiti nowWatch at: 02:26:40 / 02:27:00let's see thanks again dudeall right but it doesn't look like wecan continue to these areasoh my goodness you can attack oh ohthat's what happens if you attack thati'm like i figured it out that's wherewe get the last heart from you have tojust attack thatin the basement i wonder if maybethere's something else we could do whatWatch at: 02:27:00 / 02:27:20if wewater itnow watering it doesn't look like itdoes anything what if we put aportal down i don't think that'll helpno i'm guessing that this just instantlykills you i don't think there's anythingthat we coulddo with ityeah just looks like you instantly dieWatch at: 02:27:20 / 02:27:40from that okay there we go okay we tookhim out againnow let's see if anything differenthappens after this boss fight let's seeif something different happens when youbeat him againyou think i didn't notice that youdestroyed every single governmentdocument okayso i think it's different maybe once youdestroy all the documents because thistime we destroyed all the documents iWatch at: 02:27:40 / 02:28:00have one last trick up my sleevedid you notice it in my base below oh iwonder if they're talking about the nukenowyes it's the nuke the same nuke ourfather wanted me to deactivateyour father was a deadbeat pun intendedhe thought it was too dangerous to keeparound so he wanted me to prevent itfrom ever being usedWatch at: 02:28:00 / 02:28:20but now that he's not in the pictureguess what get nuked kiddooh what happens nowturn it boy turn it boy are you with uswake upwhoa what in the world is going on thescreen just went black for a bitwake up turn a boy i think we've leftWatch at: 02:28:20 / 02:28:40the atmosphereoh man god onion became thedivinity ah at last turn it boy i haveascendedi've become an unstoppable force greaterthan the mushroom giants of the pasti will bring taxation to the world nothe universe there will be taxationWatch at: 02:28:40 / 02:29:00without representation throughout thegalaxiesgoodbye turnip boy it's time for you todieoh mush what is that thing turn it boygo find the rest of the irs i'm stuck inhere and they're our best beti've got to go find the rest of the irswhere's the rest of the irsWatch at: 02:29:00 / 02:29:20oh this is actually really cool for ohmy goodness those forks are beinglaunched at me from all anglesokay exploded past there whoaWatch at: 02:29:20 / 02:29:40whoa whoa whoa whoaright where could the irs be whoathat is getting largerokay let's put down some portals likeWatch at: 02:29:40 / 02:30:00this one portal hereone portal there uh yeah i kind offorgot that you can't tank those withiframes which is a bit unfortunatelet's do this let's water that oh ithought it was a bomb but it's just fireokay well that makes thingseasier okay this is fineWatch at: 02:30:00 / 02:30:20now you just want to put the watermelonin the hole there don't hit mywatermelonkeep the watermelon very nicewater that kick it across explode thosevery niceoh here's a member of the irscan i not speak to him i want to speakto him there you go hello boy turnipWatch at: 02:30:20 / 02:30:40i saw what chad did very brave i will dothe samegive me boom bloom all right let's givehim a boom bloomgo boy turnip you must save the world ohmanoh but i died you must save the worldthen you just dieWatch at: 02:30:40 / 02:31:00go turn it boy you must save the worldokay so we got one of thoseoh wait i was thinking that maybe i'd beable to launch one towards himWatch at: 02:31:00 / 02:31:20in thereokay pretty easy way to dodge those cani do the same thing to this guy ohmushroomsturn it boy what did we do we helpedtheir onion becomethat thing i need to do somethingsomething her own something really cashmoneyquick kick that boom bloom at me i canWatch at: 02:31:20 / 02:31:40try to dunk it on himremember turn it boy don't be the turnipthat believes in shadbe the turnip that believes in turnipboysorry that show came out in like 2000 ohi don't even know what that's areference to[Music]Watch at: 02:31:40 / 02:32:00and what's down hereoh man just barely made it out of thatthis one's fire right yeah that one isfireWatch at: 02:32:00 / 02:32:20oh now what are we supposed to bring thefire here or what oh let's talk to himi'm finally out of that greenhouse but isaw what both chad and raphael did itseems like that freak is getting weakerbut i'm not into that jazzyou can fend for yourself i swear tomush don't you kick that boom bloom atmenow i'm gonna kick the boom bloom at youWatch at: 02:32:20 / 02:32:40dude what the heckkid i think that's the boss fight i likehow the last one is like noi will not go you will not take mebut you still use him anywayswell it looks like this is the true endWatch at: 02:32:40 / 02:33:00of the gamelet's read this property title indeedcertifies that the greenhouse is ownedby turnip boy mayor onion the mayor andthe governmentlet's rip it up ah the greenhouse is alldestroyed nowwait it's still 98 i'm still missing aheart from somewhereWatch at: 02:33:00 / 02:33:20oh my goodness here it is it's where thepickle gang leaves that's where thefinal heart isyou have to come back after they leavebut there we go we got the hard fruitokay there we go now we are 100done the game we've got 100 took care ofWatch at: 02:33:20 / 02:33:40all the documents gotall of the hats got all of the heartsthat was uhoh no i don't want to accidentally cutoff all of my hairthere we go let's keep on the top hatthere we go that looks nicereally fun game really fun game enjoyedit a lotso there's turnip boy commits taxevasion thanks so much for joining me onWatch at: 02:33:40 / 02:34:00this journey this was a really funplaythroughpay your taxes if you're interested inseeing stuff like this live you cancheck out my live streams the links arein the video descriptionthank you so much for watching thisvideo hope that you all have a fantasticday ahead of youand take care everybodyWatch at: 02:34:00 / 02:34:20[Music]you
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Super-detailed timestamps are in the video description if you're looking for any particular Heart Fruit or document to rip up or hat (you can ctrl+f)
JOJO REFERENCE
the portals in the game are from the game PORTAL!!
Is there a no commentary version of this video? Your commentary is very unnecessary.
Kakyoin's face and dialogue is a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
What is the house store
lmao the turnip chan is the best thing in the game
The laser he fires off seems more of a reference to that one guy from one of the Henry Stickman games
Listen to the music and each level in one area it sounds like an air raid sirens going off a nuclear apocalypse happened
It’s always refreshing to see some new games on the channel
It's a radstag
Mmmmm I like this yeah
"Mushroom gods"
Mushroom clouds, from a nuclear explosion. Clever clever, game.
Dude, Your voice acting is awesome, this game is also awesome!
can you help me find landlord blueberry and the bird hat?
where is jerry's check?
had you played terraria at all?
The mutant is the hardest for me. I came here to watch the rest of the game since the walkthrough I was following to beat her said she would kill herself with toxic but she wouldn’t take much damage from it 🙁 My AI too smart
Dude! You should play wandersong. It almost has exactly the same vibe as this game. It’s also a puzzle adventure game like this one.
Chad was a radish and it made me think "Chadish"
I like the ending
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i want to play this game, it is so funny
you reached 100ksubs minecraft?